attachment Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

VacayVillaVeto

attachment, Boundaries, Communication, emotional attachment, ENTITLEMENT, family cabin, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family heirloom, family relationships, passive aggressive behavior, personal space, Protective, Respect, Selfishness, sharing, vacation home, vacation time, VacayVillaVeto

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Towns Built:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of protecting your virtual cabin like it’s a family heirloom! Just like this player’s cozy vacation cabin in the mountains, our server is a safe space for you to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and experience the thrill of defending your virtual property from pushy brother-in-laws who want to take over your land! Build your own vacation cabin, complete with passive-aggressive comments from NPCs who think you’re being selfish for not sharing your space.

Don’t let anyone tell you that it’s “just a cabin” – on our server, every block matters and every build is a family heirloom. So come on in, protect your turf, and show the world that you’re not just a block builder – you’re a block protector!

CrazyCraft: AITA?!?!

Adult, aita, attachment, birthday present, Boyfriend, cat, crazy, crazycraft, DAUGHTER, dog, family dog, ferret, full-time job, GRIEVING, mean, pet responsibility, RESPONSIBILITY, School, SNAKE, social life

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8831	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into getting pets for your kids? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the never-ending cycle of pet responsibility. No more cleaning up after snakes, feeding ferrets, or walking dogs. Our virtual world is pet-free and responsibility-free! Plus, you won’t have to deal with any sneaky boyfriends buying unwanted pets for your adult children. Say goodbye to pet drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join now and leave the real-life pet responsibilities behind!

BlockyLove: Playful & Secure

attachment, Behavior, BlockyLove, Communication, emotional connection, emotions, facets of jealousy, Insecurity, interpersonal relationships, Intimacy, Jealousy, love, personality traits, playful, playfulness, Psychology, relationship dynamics, research, romantic relationships, Secure, secure attachment styles, Social Science, Trust

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3258
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Potions Brewed:	29	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	0

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? Like, if you wanna find love and stuff in Minecraft, this is the place to be! We did some crazy research and found out that playing on this server can totally make you more secure in your relationships, like, no joke. And, like, if you’re feeling jealous, don’t worry, we got you covered with different types of playfulness that can help with that too. So, like, come join us and find love and happiness in the most epic Minecraft server ever!

SentimentalSpatulaCraft

attachment, cherished possessions, emotional connection, House, household items, meaningful objects, Memories, Nostalgia, objects with memories, personal belongings, random object, sentimental, sentimental items, sentimental items in house, sentimental object, sentimental things, sentimental trinkets, sentimental value, SentimentalSpatulaCraft, treasured possessions, unexpected sentimental items

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Dimension Hops:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Magic Items Found:	8430	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and you’ll discover a world where every block is made of pure diamond and every tree drops golden apples. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party all night long. You might even catch a glimpse of a zombie doing the moonwalk or a skeleton playing the saxophone.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, rumor has it that if you bring a random object from your house that you’ve become sentimental about, it will come to life and become your loyal companion in the game. Who wouldn’t want a talking toaster or a dancing lamp by their side while they mine for diamonds?

PurrFectlyMineCraft

advice, affectionate, aita, attachment, Boundaries, cat, Communication, Cuddling, depression, Emotional support, family, litter box, love, mom, pet ownership, Pets, PurrFectlyMineCraft, Sleeping, step dad, Stubborn

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9087
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of cat ownership? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of feline companionship! Join us and experience the joy of virtual cat cuddles without any of the cat pee smell – unless, of course, you build a cat pee-themed house, in which case, go wild!

Our server is a safe haven for all cat lovers, where you can build your own virtual cat palace and snuggle up with pixelated kitties all day long. And if you ever feel down, just log on and let our virtual cats purr away your troubles.

So come join us, where the only drama you’ll find is the battle for the best cat bed spot! Let’s make Minecraft a purr-fectly meow-tastic place together! 🐱💻🎮

Enchanted Love Quest 1.20

Affection, attachment, Companionship, Connection, DATING, DESPERATE, emotional, Enchanted, Girlfriend, in need of a girlfriend, Loneliness, longing, longing for a girlfriend, looking for a girlfriend, love, partner, Quest, relationship, seeking, single, yearn for love, yearning

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Yo, bro, do I have the Minecraft server for you! Join us if you want a girlfriend as hot as the one in the picture! I mean, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a pixelated babe by your side, am I right? Plus, our server has the best virtual dates and romantic adventures that will make you question if you ever need a real girlfriend again. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to level up your love life in the most bizarre way possible!

Cuddle Quest 1.21

acceptance, Affection, attachment, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, compromise, Connection, CUDDLE, emotional, Expectations, Intimacy, nonsexual cuddling, Quest, relationships, Respect, sexual, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability, weird

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Yo, bro, come join our Minecraft server, it’s like getting a virtual cuddle without all the weird sexual vibes, man. Like, why can’t we just enjoy some wholesome affection without it getting all awkward, you know? Join us for some non-creepy virtual hugs and build some epic pixel art together. It’s like a warm blanket for your soul, but in block form. Don’t be afraid to show some love, just keep it platonic, okay? Let’s spread positivity and good vibes in this crazy virtual world. See you there, buddy!

Block Addiction: Can’t Quit Craft

addiction, attachment, Behavior, BLOCK, can’t quit, compulsion, Craft, craving, cravings, dependency, Fixation, Habit, habits, Irresistible, longing, Need, Obsession, PERSISTENT, QUIT, uncontrollable, urge, vice

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft and just can’t quit? Then you need to join our server ASAP! We have a support group for all you block-building addicts out there. Our staff are trained professionals in Minecraft therapy and will help you build your way to recovery. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who loves to blow up your creations just to keep things interesting. Join now for a truly explosive experience!

CryCraft Minecraft Server

Affection, aita, attachment, Boundaries, Communication, CryCraft, derogatory name, Emotional Abuse, Family issues, fear, Guilt, Humiliation, making my mum cry, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, nsfw filter, Server, shame, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, Victim

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	749
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like never before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and blocky escapades.

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing parents who won’t let you shower by yourself until you’re a teenager? Look no further, because on our server, you can bathe in the virtual world as often as you want without any restrictions!

Say goodbye to awkward family dynamics and hello to a community of players who will never force you into uncomfortable situations. Build your own virtual family with friends who will never call you derogatory names or make you feel ashamed.

Join us today and leave all your real-life drama behind. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or humiliation. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Minecraft and let your imagination run wild!

Crafty Car Mike R.

Address, anthropomorphism, attachment, CAR, Communication, Connection, Crafty, emotional bond, Habit, Identity, Individuality, mike, Mike R, Naming, Nickname, ownership, Personalization, personification, relationship, Repetition, sentiment, Vehicle

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw epic raves every night. and don’t even get me started on the diamond mine that’s guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones. plus, if you name your car “Mike R.” on this server, you gotta talk to him like he’s your bffl or else he’ll drive off without you. so come on down and join the madness, cuz on this server, anything goes!

VacayWeirdo in Minecraft SMP

Bizarre adventures, bizarre travel anecdotes, eccentric vacation behavior, Minecraft, odd holiday adventures, odd travel moments, offbeat travel tales, outlandish holiday stories, outlandish vacation experiences, peculiar holiday activities, peculiar vacation memories, quirky escapades, quirky holiday traditions, smp, strange experiences, strange vacation rituals, unconventional tourism, unique travel experiences, unusual activities, unusual travel habits, VacayWeirdo, weird vacation, weird vacation stories

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience vacations like never before! We have a secret underground vacation resort where you can ride pigs down waterslides and play volleyball with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never had a vacation quite like this before. So pack your bags (or just bring your virtual ones) and join us for a vacation you’ll never forget!

BlockyBedBuddies

BlockyBedBuddies, Boundaries, Communication, Connection, consent, emotions, Experience, Exploration, first sexual partner, growth, Honesty, Intimacy, learning, Memories, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become someone’s first sexual partner… in Minecraft! That’s right, we have a whole new level of roleplaying where you can explore the depths of relationships in a blocky world. Will you be a gentle lover or a passionate one? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders to his loyal subjects. Join his kingdom and you’ll be treated to endless chicken feasts and epic battles against rival factions.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll create along the way.

CraftyPolishTrades

Competition, CraftyPolishTrades, eastern europe, economic development, economic ranking, Economic shift, Economy, emerging markets, european union, export value, Exports, global trade, growth, international trade, market, market share, Poland, russia, Trade, trade statistics, Value

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8

lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like, “hey russia, hold my pierogi” and overtakes them in exports lmao. if you wanna be part of this epic showdown, join our server where you can trade virtual goods like a boss. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next poland of minecraft and dominate the virtual economy. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, so come join us and be part of the craziest trade war in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Smell-O-Vision Speedrun

cognitive abilities, DISCRIMINATE, Faster, human biology, Human sense of smell, intervals, neuroscience, olfaction, olfactory system, order of smells, participants, Perception, previously thought, research, scientific study, sensory perception, sensory processing, shorter, smell sensitivity, SmellOVision, Speedrun, study

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got smells that will blow ur mind, like seriously dude. our players can discriminate smells faster than u can say “diamonds are forever, baby!” it’s like a superpower, but with noses. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to sniff out the competition. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

SYSarchy

alliances, Economy, Faction, faction grow, faction-based, Factions, frowned upon, good reason, Loyal, Minecraft, neutral, Problems, PvE, PvP, rules, Server, smp, starting wars, SYSarchy, twists, Wars, WIP, world economy

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Welcome to SYSarchy SMP! This is a faction based server but to be in this server you don’t have to choose one side! You can be neutral or be loyal to a faction or even create your own! As this is a WIP server there are problems! Be patient! It is preferred that a faction grows the world’s economy. Starting wars is frowned upon, unless you have good reason. Alliances are strongly recommended. There will be more rules, add-ins, twists, and more coming soon!

SYSarchy.mc.gg

Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

Active & Supportive Staff, Bliss, Chaos, collide, Discord, Fair Rules, Hilarity, Inclusive Community, Java Edition Only, Launches This Friday, LifeSteal, no land claiming, no pay to win, Organized Discord Channels, PvP, Quality of Life Commands, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, server ip, smp, Teams, Thriving Economy, Veil, Veil SMP, Version

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9886
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Crops Grown:	9045
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Void Armor Forged:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Welcome to Veil SMP!

Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

Server Details:

Version	1.21.1, Java Edition Only
Server IP	veilsmp.us.to
Discord	https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

What Makes Us Stand Out?

📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition?	Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
How can I get involved in the community events?	Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

Age 28 Minecraft Server

“Youth, 28 year old appearance, 28 year olds, Adulthood, age, aging, aging effects, aging process, aging signs, aging signs at 28, Appearance, appearance at 28, body changes, characteristics, facial features, looking 28, Maturity, Minecraft, physical appearance, physical features, Server, signs of aging, youthfulness

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous message, Code, Cryptic, Curious, Diamond, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, Intriguing, Message, message in a bottle, Minecraft, mysterious note, Mystery, number 925936470, puzzling, Riddle, secret, smp, society, unidentified, unknown, wow

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

banging, Dinner, disabled person, DiscoDisabled, disruptive, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, fine dining, Girlfriend, groaning, Italian, loud, mentally disabled, Minecraft, noise, Olive Garden, Restaurant, Retail, screeching, Server, strangers, Table

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Villages Defended:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!