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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 2943 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
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Aphmau, also known as Jessica Bravura, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for her gaming and roleplaying videos. She first gained fame for her Minecraft Let’s Play series and has since expanded her content to include diversity of games and animated series. With over 10 million subscribers on YouTube, Aphmau has 
