atsukocomedy Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LuhanskLooters & MercMunchers

Conflict, Crisis, disappearing, eastern europe, foreign mercenaries, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, Luhansk region, LuhanskLooters, MercMunchers, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Political unrest, Propaganda, Refugees, russia, russians, Syria, Syrians, violence, War

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/900	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9564
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, totally wild, man. We got Syrians disappearing left and right, like they’re just vanishing into thin air. And get this, the Russians are sending in foreign mercenaries to deal with it, but they’re just getting thrown into meat grinders, bro. It’s like a crazy mystery that you can solve while building epic structures and battling mobs. Come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

KetoCraft: Diabetic Defender

blood sugar control, cardiovascular risk, chronic condition, Defender, diabetes management, Diabetic, disease management, health benefits, heart health, individualized care, Insulin sensitivity, KetoCraft, ketogenic diet, lifestyle choices, long-term diet, long-term health outcomes, low carb diet, medical advancements, Medical research, metabolic health, personalized nutrition, preventative healthcare., Type 1 diabetes

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/200	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8601	Emeralds Found:	4773

OMG u gotta join dis server, bro! We got a player who’s been munchin’ on keto for 10 years and his heart is like, super chill compared to all da normies with type 1 diabetes. Like, his heart is probably made of diamonds or somethin’ cuz it’s so strong! Join us and maybe you’ll get a heart of steel too, who knows?! #KetoForTheWin #HeartOfDiamonds #MinecraftMadness

Valorian Network

Abilities, Adventure, auction house, challenging gameplay, Community, Currency, Custom Enchants, Custom Features, Custom World Generation, Economy, Events, Evolving, Gear Enhancements, Jobs, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, rare items, Skills, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Travelling Shopkeeper, Updates, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/400	Votes:	9105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Ores Mined:	4238
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14

Are you ready for the ultimate survival adventure? Step into a world filled with custom features, challenging gameplay, and a thriving community that’s constantly evolving with your input!

Jump in today and start your journey on The Valorian Network – where adventure and discovery await!

play.valorian.net

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, hajimari, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Minecraft, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Oath in Felghana, Palace, Picnic Squad edition, PIXEL, pre-patched translations, Prologue gameplay, Release Date Announcement Trailer, saves, Server, The Legend of Heroes, Trails in the Sky the 1st, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/1000	Votes:	363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	129	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1800
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with picnics, Falcom games, and music that will make your ears bleed (in a good way)!

Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a virtual world where you can experience The Legend of Heroes: Kai no Kiseki -Farewell O Zemuria- like never before. We’ve got translation patches, Dengeki streams, and even a Trophy List to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We also have The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky the 1st website, a sneak peek at Legend of Heroes: Trails Through Daybreak II, and the release of Ys X: Nordics in the West!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience that will blow your mind and leave you questioning reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

You Guys Have It All Wrong Minecraft SMP

angry men, cock and ball removal, Conspiracy Theory, empowerment, estrogen, free procedures, Gender Identity, gender reassignment, Government, guys, hezbollah, Israel, LGBTQ, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Misinformation, Mossad, pager business, smp, terrorist attack, transformation, Transgender, wrong

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/700	Votes:	1068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	2791
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchantments Applied:	210
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

StorytimeSMP – Parental Tales

bedtime rituals, bedtime stories, cherished memories, childhood adventures, childhood recollections, childhood reminiscences, childhood stories, family, family bonding, family folklore, family heritage, family traditions, generational tales, growing up, Memories, Nostalgia, oral history, Parental, parents, personal anecdotes, storytelling, StorytimeSMP, Tales

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/900	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	272	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8508	Crops Grown:	8389
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Emeralds Found:	6797

Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your wildest childhood stories in a whole new way! Our server is filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

Remember that time your parents told you about the time they fought off a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of water? Well, now you can do the same on our server!

Or how about the time they built a castle out of candy and defended it from an army of evil gummy bears? You can do that too, but watch out for the sugar rush!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and create your own legendary tales to tell for generations to come. Who knows, maybe one day your kids will be asking, “What’s one childhood story your parents told you about our epic adventures on the server?”

KlondikeCraft: What’s Your Price?

caramel, Chocolate, classic, craving, crunchy, DELICIOUS, dessert, frozen treat, ice cream, indulgence, Klondike Bar, klondikecraft, nostalgic, price, REWARD, satisfaction, snack, Summer treat, sweet tooth, temptation, Treat, Vanilla, whats

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/800	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Towns Built:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

What would you give for a chance to join our Minecraft server? How about your firstborn child? Just kidding, we don’t want your kids (unless they’re really good at building pixel art).

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a field of rainbow-colored sheep.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your character into a block of cheese with a single peck.

So come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky, wild world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a Klondike Bar.

TverCraft: Ukraine Drone Mayhem

aerial attack, border, Conflict, crisis management., cross-border incident, drone, drone attack, emergency response, evacuation, evacuation procedures, geopolitical tensions, governor, international relations, MAYHEM, Military, russia, Safety Measures, SECURITY, Tensions, Tver region, TverCraft, Ukraine, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/100	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Farms Harvested:	930
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Ukraine drones attacking Russia but don’t worry, we got you covered with our virtual evacuation plan in Tver region! Build your base, gather resources, and watch out for those pesky drones trying to ruin your day. Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and adventure!

Join our ‘Light Fantasy Bedrock Realm’ where even sheep wear tiny hats! No squares allowed! Woohoo!

Adventure, Allowed, bedrock, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, hats, Join, Light, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Realm, Roleplay, Sheep, Skyblock, squares, Survival, Tiny, wear, woohoo

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/100	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Minecraft Server Overview

Realm Status	Grace period in peaceful mode
Mods	Additional content, world generation, quests, new biomes
Joining Instructions	Friend Tadeudog on Discord for more information

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the realm status?	The realm is currently in a grace period on peaceful mode.
What mods are included in the server?	The mods include more content, world generation, quests, new biomes and more.
How can I join the server?	Friend Tadeudog on Discord to join and get all the necessary information and rules.

Four Loko Anonymous Minecraft Server

alcohol, Anon, ANONYMOUS, banned drinks, Beverages, binge drinking, college memories, controversial drinks, drinking games, energy drinks, Four Loko, fun times, hangovers, late nights, Loko, Minecraft, Nostalgia, party culture, party lifestyle, partying, Server, socializing, Wild nights, youthful indulgence

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the party? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! Why should you join? Because we have Four Loko flowing like waterfalls, giving you the liquid courage you need to take on those creepers and zombies like a boss. Plus, our community is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in a never-ending frat party. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself loves to crash our parties and challenge players to dance-offs. So come join us for a wild time you won’t forget (or maybe you will, thanks to all that Four Loko)!