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1. Our server is populated by unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. Who wouldn’t want to see that?
2. We have a secret diamond mine that is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing top hats. They’ll lead you straight to the riches!
3. Our PvP arena is actually a giant water park where you can battle it out on water slides and bumper boats. It’s like a summer vacation and a fight club all in one!
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But don’t worry, if you join our server and stream regularly, you’ll be rewarded with diamond armor that makes you invincible and a pet ender dragon that will do your bidding. Plus, every Friday night we have a disco party in the Nether where you can dance with skeletons and zombies until the sun comes up.
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn that poops out diamonds every hour. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a unicorn’s butt.
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Join our server and embark on quests to find the legendary Moomin creatures, build your own igloo village, and challenge other players to a wife-carrying competition . Don’t forget to visit the Angry Birds theme park and ride the rollercoaster made entirely of licorice !
But beware, there are rumors of a giant talking snowman who guards a treasure trove of Nokia phones . Will you have what it takes to defeat him and claim your prize?
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