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CraftyCreeperCo

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Have you ever heard of a business called “Crazy Cat Lady’s Used Sock Emporium”? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft server form! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with flying socks, mischievous cats, and endless laughter. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where the currency is literally smelly old socks? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chest filled with diamond-studded socks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Crazy Cat Lady herself. So come on down and join the madness!

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CatCraft

active members, admin staff, Adult-only, AFK detection, age-restriction, Armor Stand book, Ashburn, Biomes, CatCraft, chat bot, CoordinatesHUD, Craftable Light Blocks, Creative Server, Creeper Holes, Custom Trapdoor, dirt towers, Eastern Seaboard, ELYTRA, end portal, Enderman Griefing, Event Server, HACKING, Lgbt, Minecraft, Modpack, Pictures, PRANKING, PvP, PVP Head Drop, season 1, SEASON 2, Server Rules, survival server, Uhc, Universal Dyeing, Usa, VA, Vanilla, Withers, world border

Welcome to CatCraft!
CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
Season 1 started on April 4, 2019. Season 2 started in December 2021 with the launch of 1.18 update.
Current version: 1.21, World border: 16k in every direction, Server location: Ashburn, VA, USA

Server Rules:

Don’t be a dick.
Don’t steal, dupe, or grief.
21+ server only, no child-friendly content.
Fair play in PVP.
No hacking, x-ray, duping, or forcefield.
Pranking allowed within reason.
Include your favorite breed of cat in your application.
Maintain server aesthetics.
No wither killing in the over-world.

Other Important Details:

No Enderman Griefing
End Dragon drops elytra, egg, and head
Various custom features and tweaks

FAQ:

Q: Can I join if I’m under 21?

A: Unfortunately, no. This is a strict 21+ server and not child-friendly.

Q: Are there specific rules for PVP?

A: PVP is allowed, but players are expected to play fairly and be respectful towards each other.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: More information on the application process can be found on our Discord server.

Q: What are the unique features of CatCraft?

A: CatCraft offers various custom features like custom trapdoor and carpet recipes, renewable coral, craftable light blocks, and more. Check out our Discord for a detailed list.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Players are expected to respect each other’s builds and property.

Aikatsu Pretty Land 1.20.6

1.20.6, Aikatsu!, AiPri, Anime, curry, cute, dancing, fashion, friendship, Idol, japanese animation, Land, long tail tag, Magical Girl, mii, Music, Performance, PRETTY, Pretty Series, School, singing, Television series

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got more curry than a Bollywood movie set! Im talkin’ spicy builds, spicy mobs, even spicy diamonds! It’s a curry lover’s dream come true, bro! Plus, our community is lit AF, like a flaming hot curry pot. So come on and spice up your Minecraft life with us! Let’s get cookin’!

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Daily Gal & Dino Minecraft SMP

a friend, Adventure, best friends, chapter 21, comedy, Comic, Daily, daily challenges, daily comic, Daily Gal & Dino, Daily Life, daily routine, daily struggles, Dino, Dinosaur, friendship, funny, Gal, Heartwarming, humor, Manga, Minecraft, slice of life, smp, webtoon

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including befriending a talking cow named Bessie who gives you tips on how to survive in the wild.

In this server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure trove filled with rare loot and valuable resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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HamasHostageHavoc Minecraft Server

Abuse, Conflict, diplomatic relations, gaza, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, hostage crisis, hostages, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, political violence, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, UN report, united nations, War Crimes

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz there’s this legend that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

oh, and get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the players have dance parties with creepers and skeletons. it’s lit, fam.

also, rumor has it that if you build a house out of emerald blocks, a unicorn will appear and give you a ride to a land made entirely of cake.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a wild adventure every time you log on. plus, there’s a taco stand run by a talking pig. what more could you ask for, amirite?

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CraftyKremlinFlightOops

Azerbaijan Airlines, CraftyKremlinFlightOops, Flight, Kremlin, long tail tags, russia, shot down, speculation, Warning

come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlins in the sky and shoot down airplanes for fun! who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a blast causing chaos and mayhem in our virtual world. join us now and be part of the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Masturbate More for Better Health

Frequency, health, Masturbate, Masturbation, research, self pleasure, sexual activity, sexual awareness, sexual behavior, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual functioning, sexual habits, sexual health, sexual knowledge, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, Sexuality, study, Turkish Muslim women, Women

come join our epic minecraft server where women who masturbate more have better sexual health literacy and functioning! our turkish muslim players are getting it on five times a month, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride! explore our virtual world and unleash your inner freak, because on this server, anything goes! join now for a sexy adventure you won’t forget!

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Dogecraft

Community, Cosmetics, Crafting, Custom, Difficulty, dogecraft, Duels, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Fishing, Furniture, Gaming, Items, Land Claim, Minecraft, multiplayer, Residences, Shops, smp, Survival, Towny

Dogecraft Server Overview

Website	https://dogecraft.net/?source=gg
IP	gg.dogecraft.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/qGPYcVT
Rules	https://dogecraft.net/wiki/rules?ref=navbar&source=gg

About us:

Dogecraft is a Survival Minecraft server made in 2018 for people to enjoy not only the game but also the people they play with. We have decided to rework the system to give players more end-game options on what they wish to do with their lives and therefore make their lives easier.

We offer:

Jobs
Friendly Staff
Ranks
Player Shops
Custom Items
Custom Crafting
Extreme Fishing
Events
Pve/Player Duels
Residences and a towny like experience
Land-Claim
Furniture
No P2W
Cosmetics
Hard difficulty Survival
Dungeons
“Towny”

Thank you for playing and being a part of Dogecraft and welcome to the community

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we do not offer any pay-to-win features on our server.
Are there any custom items on the server?	Yes, we offer custom items for players to enhance their gameplay experience.
Can I create my own shop on the server?	Yes, players have the ability to create their own shops to trade with others.

Team of Independents 1.21

age diversity, breloom, change management, CONSERVATIVE, conservative leadership, conservative team, ddd, independent, independent team, Independents, leadership, leadership development, leadership skills, motivated, motivated team, problem solving, sales people, sales team, TEAM, Team Building, Team Management, team motivation

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We got a team of crazy salespeople who are all about that DDD and Breloom life. They’re like a mix of boomers and millennials, but they all know what’s up. If you’re not down with the seeds of change, then you’re basically the problem, man. So come join us and let’s build a new world together, one block at a time!

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The Secret Agent of Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground disco club where the zombies do the Thriller dance all night long.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a giant floating castle made entirely out of cake. Yes, you read that right. Cake. Need I say more?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Your fortune is telling you that you have excellent luck, so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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FinnCraft Server – Power Outage Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have finland boards oil tankers causing chaos in the digital world!!! power cables are being cut left and right, internet outages everywhere!!! but fear not, on our server you can harness the power of the oil tanker to create epic builds and conquer the digital realm!!! join now and be part of the madness!!! only the bravest can survive in this crazy world of chaos and destruction!!!

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