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CraftyCreeperCo

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	213	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Have you ever heard of a business called “Crazy Cat Lady’s Used Sock Emporium”? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft server form! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with flying socks, mischievous cats, and endless laughter. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where the currency is literally smelly old socks? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chest filled with diamond-studded socks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Crazy Cat Lady herself. So come on down and join the madness!

Goryland

Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

We invite you to GORYLAND, a survival server with plugins, where you will have a great time, we have crates, active Staff ranks and other things, enter to discover them

JAVA-IP: 23.137.104.146:25614

BEDROCK-IP: 23.137.104.146:25897

23.137.104.146:25614

Proxus

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Proxus Semi-Survival We try to keep minecraft as close to survival as possible, But not limiting the functions of the game, for example our economy is based on diamonds, The only use of money is trading between players. We also have a custom world- generator to make the game less boring while for example exploring the world. With a friendly community and lots of things even outside of minecraft, Making this the server you are looking for.

Website: https://www.proxus.co/ IP: play.proxus.co Discord: https://discord.gg/MN2k9yX

play.proxus.co

RedstonePvP

Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crops Grown:	6378
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Join the RedstonePvP community! RedstonePvP is a customized Minecraft server with a challenging gameplay. We have friendly staff to help you out and to keep the server clean of cheaters. The stable player base is small but cozy. The server is running custom plugins that deliver the best experience, and is located in France to give EU players a smooth connection.

The server offers several fun elements, such as: Competitive PvP Regular updates Arena Duel Loot parkours

We hope to see you shortly. What are you waiting for? Join our server now with ip mc.redstonepvp.com

mc.redstonepvp.com

Weapon mc

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Farms Harvested:	942	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Towns Built:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Welcome to Weapon Mc – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

Available features Are :-

1. Lifesteal

2. Auction house

3. Economy shop

4. Jobs

5. Ranks & kits

6.Crates.

play.weaponmc.fun:19132

Iron Creeper

Creative, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ores Mined:	4679	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

www.ironcreeper.com network IP: 88.99.218.199 OR ironcreeper.com

1.12 – 1.16.4

1.16.4 VANILLA – SERVER – NEW NEVER RESET! ! !

1.15.2 VANILLA – SERVER – 1-year-old NEVER RESET! ! !

1.12.2 SURVIVAL – SERVER – 3 years old NEVER RESET! ! ! MCMMO, PVP , Events, Quests, items shop AFK Farms, Spawners, Economy, King Of The Hil, Player Trade System

1.12.2 CREATIVE 1.12 Free rank +2 Free plots Competitions events and rewards

www.ironcreeper.com

ColorPVP

PvP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1

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198.100.159.190

Instamc network

Bed wars, Minigames, Pixelmon, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Brazilian server with MiniGames. We currently have BedWars, SkyWars, Build Battle, VersusYT SmashMobs, UltraSkywars. Authorial plugins with experienced Minecraft programmers

mc.instamc.com.br

BlizzardCraft Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Magic Items Found:	5900	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Crops Grown:	2711
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Potions Brewed:	110	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

The BlizzardCraft Network is a 1.16.5 Minecraft Server network aimed at providing people of all ages an enjoyable experience.

We offer 4 different servers to join on our network:

– NeoTNT, A TNT Wars server with a twist! Use TNT with special perks (obtained using Neos) to defeat the competition. – BombBrigaders, A Missile Wars (originally created by CubeHamster and SethBling) server with additional features & multiple maps! Use Missiles to destroy the portal of the opposing team. – SMP, A survival server. It has every 1.16.5 feature available, including the Nether Update! – *Eternal Ice Age, A 1.12.2 modded survival server using a custom Forge mod pack! A desolate planet overtaken by cold, those with the skill can survive and explore! *Requires extra steps to join.

mc.blizzardcraft.net

Ultimismc – 1.8.9 – 1.12.2

Bungeecord, Custom Prison, Unique Prison

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

UltimisMC is a custom and unique Prison Server Experience. Some of the unique features: – Sell Mulipliers – Tokens Tokens pot – Custom Enchants – Crates Keys – Vaults Storage – Bank System – Kits PvP And much more

play.UltimisMC.com

BlokKutusu

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Villages Defended:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

OpSkyblock, Factions, Creative, ArenaPvp, Bedwars

IP address: mc.blokkutusu.com For latest updates: https://www.blokkutusu.com/blog

mc.blokkutusu.com