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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 8535 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
If you’re tired of wimpy servers with flower-picking competitions, come join us where real men gather to punch trees and wrestle creepers bare-handed. Our spawn point is guarded by a pack of ferocious wolves who only respect the manliest of players.
Need a reason to join? How about the legend of Sir Chauncey, the knight who once slayed a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a pork chop? Or the time our players built a full-scale replica of Stonehenge out of diamond blocks, just because they could?
So grab your sword, strap on your armor, and prepare for the manly Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Only the bravest and boldest survive on the manliest Briton server!