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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 6776 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Crops Grown: | 4478 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.
We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.
So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?
