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PutinsBirthdayMC Server

Assignment, controversy, education, forced, Government, Happy Birthday, leader, Political, protest, Pupils, putin, PutinsBirthdayMC, RECORD, russia, Russian, School, Server, social media, Students, video messages, viral, wishing

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

American, American men, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, diplomatic relations, Escape, foreign policy, Gender Roles, global perspective, ideological differences, international relations, Masculinity, Men, migration options, political asylum, political beliefs, russia, Russian visas, sick of woke West, societal norms, traditional values, travel opportunities, visa applications, western society, WokeCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crops Grown:	8308
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

Sugar Rush City

AgRP neurons, AgRP neurons effects, city, diabetes in mice, diabetes risk, high-fat diet effects, high-fat diet risks, High-fat diets, hypothalamus, hypothalamus alterations, macronutrient effects, macronutrients, Mice, obesity, obesity in mice, obesity risk, Rush, Sugar, sugar and obesity., sugar effects

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	8704	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

StalkerPE Minecraft server

ANOMALIES, armor, Artifacts, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction Wars, Groups, Hunger, Laboratories, Loot, mcpe, Minecraftpe, Mutants, Npcs, Pirate, Quests, resource pack, Stalker, StalkerPE, Survival, Thirst, weapons

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1499

This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme

ip: playstp.ru

port: 19132

version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5

Our server has:

– Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack

The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.

The zone is full of secrets, explore it!

playstp.ru:10000

Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

Anime, asian representation, chink, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, double standards, entertainment industry, Flops, Globalization, japanese, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Overseas, pop culture, racism, Server, Stereotypes, success, weeb

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP

battle, Bluey, Break, coping mechanism, Fight, mental break, mental exhaustion, mental fatigue, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental health tips, mental recovery, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, noise cancelling, Recovery, Relaxation, Royale.., self-care, smp, stress relief

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between players! We’ve had players so immersed in the game that they had to take a break by putting on Bluey (yes, the cartoon dog) and turning on noise cancelling headphones just to recover from the intense PvP matches. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks and pixelated swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of adrenaline rush anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

SassySibs Minecraft Server

bullying accusations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, half-sister drama, instigator, Minecraft, overzealous, Parent-child relationship, SassySibs, school accusations, school conflict, school drama, Server, sibling conflict, sibling drama, sibling rivalry, social drama, social dynamics, teenage behavior, teenage drama, teenage drama intervention

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for instigators like “Maddie” and her crazy antics. Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you won’t have to deal with overzealous parents threatening to sue schools over locker room drama.

On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!

PreggoPanicCraft

celebration, Communication, communication breakdown, Confrontation, emotional reactions, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, in-person announcement, parents, PreggoPanicCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy joy, pregnancy news, relationships, selective sharing, Understanding, upset feelings

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9931	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Towns Built:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars

aggression, Armistice, Battles, Bloodshed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conquest, Diplomacy, disputes, History, imperialism, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, pointless wars, PointlessWars, Political, Unnecessary, violence, War, WarCraftSMP, world history

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic and pointless wars in history! From the Great Potato War of 1853 (where two factions fought over the last potato in the land) to the Battle of the Ticklish Trees (where players waged war over who could tickle the most trees), our server is full of ridiculous conflicts just waiting for you to join in on the fun. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and get ready for some truly absurd battles on our server!

MorningCraftFun

decluttering, Deep Breathing, efficient planning, gratitude practice, healthy breakfast, healthy habits, meditation, mindfulness, morning exercise, morning rituals, morning routine, MorningCraftFun, organization, positive affirmations, positive mindset, prioritizing tasks, Relaxation, self-care, stress-free mornings, Time management, time-saving tips

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every morning? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a virtual breakfast buffet featuring pancakes that actually flip themselves and bacon that sizzles with excitement. Plus, our friendly community of players will serenade you with morning songs to help you ease into the day. Say goodbye to stressful mornings and hello to a world of wacky wonders on our server!