But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of chickens who have developed their own language and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution?
And let’s not forget about the legendary tale of Steve, who accidentally turned himself into a block of obsidian and now roams the server as a mysterious figure, haunting unsuspecting players in the dead of night.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us and ask yourself the age-old question: “Did he deserve it?” (Spoiler alert: probably not, but it’s still hilarious to watch!)
we also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs and a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn.
our server is so lit that even breast cancer has decreased since 2009 just from playing on it. join us now and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life!
| Welcome to North Craft! |
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We are a very new server that started just 2 days ago. No hacks, No griefing, no claims, no back, no keep inventory. RULES ARE CLEAR: No hacking (minimaps allowed), no racism, and we are friendly to all players. Owners and GM are allowed to raid with restrictions. Alts are allowed but must be approved if you had a offense/ban in the last 3 months. Use Tprandom to teleport 4000 blocks from spawn and use set home. You are allowed to make jokes and banter with restrictions. We may be looking for mods👀 |
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I use hacks on the server? | No, hacking is not allowed on our server. This includes minimaps. |
| Are alts allowed on the server? | Yes, alts are allowed but must be approved if you have had any offenses or bans in the last 3 months. |
| Can I raid other players’ bases? | Owners and GM are allowed to raid with restrictions. If they teleport to your base, they are not allowed to raid without permission. |
| Are jokes and banter allowed on the server? | Yes, you are allowed to make jokes and banter with restrictions. However, do not take it too far or you may get temporarily banned. |
| Is the server online 24/7? | Yes, the server is online 24/7 so you can join whenever you feel like. |
And let me tell you, our community is like a big ol’ family, just like how my mom used to make the best cookies in the world and everyone wanted to be at our house. So if you wanna feel that warm, fuzzy feeling of being wanted and loved, you gotta join this SMP, trust me bro.
Also, our server has the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever see, like, they sparkle brighter than my mom’s diamond ring she got from a leprechaun. So if you wanna be rolling in riches and flex on all your friends, you gotta join this SMP, no cap.
So come on, bro, join us and be part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll find a new mom figure in our server owner who can bake cookies just like mine, bro!
