| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 5358 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 365 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 8231 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 |
| Farms Harvested: | 906 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
dis server be so lit, it performed so well in trials dat da researchers had to stop da test early cuz it was too epic. da full results be published in NEJM, which stands for “Not Even Just Minecraft” cuz dis server be on a whole notha level, ya feel me?
so come join dis server and experience da revolution of virus prevention… i mean, boredom prevention! build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and make friends with fellow gamers who are just as crazy as u are. don’t miss out on da fun, join now and let’s get our minecraft on, baby!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 4818 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 171 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 |
Join OryzonMC, the new Fnafbox and Gens server, perfect for new players. We’re waiting for you!
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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 6703 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
But that’s not all – we also have meetups where you can hang out with other players and show off your best dance moves. Who knows, you might even run into Cuchulainn or Rafflesia while you’re there!
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for an adventure like no other. Just remember, things can get a little crazy around here, but that’s all part of the fun!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 7863 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Creeper King, who roams the land in a sparkly pink tutu, spreading glitter and explosions wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim his enchanted disco ball as your own?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 5362 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Explore different paths, take the wrong turns, and experience the thrill of trying to find your way back to your friends. Who needs to stick together all the time anyway? It’s every player for themselves in this wild and unpredictable server.
So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate our twisted world. Just remember, if you lose your friends, it’s all part of the fun!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 2573 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Don’t let a “Jake” ruin your gaming experience – on our server, we kick out anyone who disrespects your passion for retro gaming. Build your own virtual collection and show it off to fellow gamers who will actually appreciate it.
Plus, our server is filled with hilarious stories of players getting kicked out for pretending to throw rare items across the room. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!
So join us now and let’s game in peace, away from the Jakes of the world. You won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 6585 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5654 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 5582 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 39 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Tree! Yes, you heard that right. A tree that grows bacon! Imagine building your house next to a Bacon Tree and waking up to the delicious smell of sizzling bacon every morning. It’s a dream come true!
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where food is never boring and bacon grows on trees. You’ll never look at potatoes the same way again!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 1452 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 6040 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 460 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
imagine building your blocky castle while peering into a parallel dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. it’s a wild ride, my friend.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking infinite diamonds. 🐔💎
so why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be exploring alternate realities and chatting with poultry prodigies? join us now before the mirror universe police shut us down! 🚓🔑
