atmospheric phonk Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Pervs

Anime, beauty, culture, discomfort, Fragrance, Girls, hygiene, makeup, Manga, nauseating, Overpowering, perfume, Pervs, PIXEL, Preferences, pungent, room, smell, societal norms, Stereotypes, Unpleasant, Women

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only smell you’ll encounter is the sweet scent of victory! Unlike sitting next to two women doused in makeup and perfume, our server is a fragrance-free zone.

Join us for epic adventures and battles in a world where the only thing that stinks is your opponents’ gameplay. Our community is filled with players who smell like success and determination, not overpowering scents that make you want to hurl.

So come on and join us, where the only thing you’ll be throwing up is your hands in victory! Because on our server, the only thing that stinks is your opponents’ defeat.

MemeCraft: Stonks Edition – Where GME pumps before LINK and diamonds are the new currency

before, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, Currency, decentralized finance, diamonds, Edition, financial news, fucking, gamestop, gme, investing, Link, market manipulation, market volatility, meme stocks, Memecraft, pumped, PUMPS, reddit, retail investors, Short Squeeze, stock market, stonks, Trading, wall street

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Falling into the Void:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, strap in because on our server, we’ve got more drama than a GameStop stock pump before a Chainlink crypto surge!

Join us for a wild ride where the creepers are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories surrounding the llamas and their underground llama mafia.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical player who can build entire cities with a single click of his mouse. Rumor has it he once defeated an army of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted diamond boots.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos, adventure, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

ShoreGaming: Where Creepers are the only thing on the Whitelist

1.19.0, Activo, amigos, argentina, CREEPERS, Cruxi, decorativo, echado, edad, Hosting with Essentials, mal comportamiento, Premium, Privado, Proyectos, reclutamiento, ShoreGaming, smp, Survival, Técnico, Whitelist

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7727
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cruxi’s Technical/Decorative Server
Server Type	Survival
Active Since	Over 1 year
Current Players	2 (actively recruiting)
Requirements	Premium account, +17 years old
Server IP	Hosting with Essentials

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server public or private?	The server is private, for friends only with whitelist on.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, players must be respectful and friendly. Misbehavior will result in being kicked from the server.
Can players collaborate on projects?	Absolutely! The server encourages collaboration on projects.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed only if both parties agree to it.
How can I join the server?	Contact Cruxi for approval and to be added to the whitelist.

PuppyLoveCraft

adult content, animal love, bestiality, dog, explicit content, extra chapter, FANTASY, final chapter, forbidden love, Inu ni Nattara Suki na Hito ni Hirowareta, japanese manga, love story, Manga, manga conclusion, manga ending, manga series, mature content, PuppyLoveCraft, romance, secret relationship, taboo

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ores Mined:	5178
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3328

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a unicorn friend like that?

2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava-filled hot tub. Just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens that like to photobomb your epic battles.

3. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, complete with glowstone dance floor and DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

4. Our custom mobs include zombie clowns that juggle TNT and skeleton pirates that shoot arrows out of their peg legs. It’s a real circus of chaos out there!

5. And finally, rumor has it that if you complete all the quests on our server, you’ll unlock the extra final chapter in which she… well, let’s just say things get a little wild with the local wildlife.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just watch out for those fire-breathing chickens…

Bad Batch Banquet: Where Minecraft meets chaos with a side of humor!

animated series, bad, bad batch, Banquet, Batch, Chaos, Characters, clone wars, Connection, Development, emotional impact, family, Filler, Finale, Future, Hope, humor, imperfection, meets, Minecraft, rebels, Side, Space, Star Wars, Strengths, target audience, weaknesses

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Bad Batch struggles to survive in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and other dangerous mobs!

Join us as we embark on epic adventures, just like the Bad Batch did in their own universe. Explore new lands, build amazing structures, and fight off enemies with your friends by your side.

But beware, just like in the show, there may be some filler episodes along the way. Don’t worry though, we promise they’ll be just as entertaining as the main storyline.

And when it comes to the finale, get ready for an emotional rollercoaster that will leave you speechless. The Bad Batch will give it their all for their Minecraft family, and you’ll feel like you’re right there with them.

So come join us on our server and experience the perfect imperfection that defines our world. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? The space for excitement is wide open, so don’t miss out on the fun!

ChunkyCraft

bbw, Big Beautiful Women, body acceptance, body positivity, CHUBBY, ChunkyCraft, CONFIDENT, curvy, Edition, empowerment, Fatty, full figured, inclusive beauty, plus size, self love, sexy curves, Thick, Thread, Titty Tuesday, voluptuous, voluptuous women

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mines Excavated:	3260
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shapes and sizes, especially those of the Chubby/BBW/Fatty variety! It’s Titty Tuesday every day here, so get ready for some voluptuous adventures in the blocky world.

Join us if you want to build a castle made entirely out of cake and have a pet pig named Bacon who wears a tutu. Our server is known for its epic food fights where players battle it out with giant chicken legs and marshmallow swords.

But the real reason to join is our secret underground club where players can ride on the backs of chubby llamas while wearing inflatable sumo suits. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of racing through a maze of rainbow-colored blocks on a llama’s back.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and let your inner chubby chub chub shine! It’s a wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of your character’s waistline).

Minecraftyasha: Where Half-Demons and Blocks Collide!

action, Adventure, Anime, badass, blocks, collide, Demon, FANTASY, half-demon, HalfDemons, ideas, inuyasha, Kagome, Manga, Minecraftyasha, Publisher, Rumiko, sesshomaru, Shikon Jewel, striking range, Supernatural, sword, tone it down, Unconscious

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than an Inuyasha battle? Look no further, because our server is so epic, players have been known to pass out from the sheer excitement! Join now and experience the thrill of dodging swords while building your own virtual world. Rumiko who? Our server is where the real action is at. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join today and unleash your inner warrior!

Welcome to a Spud-tacular Adventure on Potatoland SMP! No toppings, just pure potato fun!

Adventure, Fun, Potato, POTATOLAND, Pure, smp, spudtacular, toppings, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Potatoland SMP Overview
Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Features	Shopping district Factions Discord server

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, please fill out this form: Join Form

Is the server currently under development?

Yes, the server has just started the season and is a bit underdeveloped. Your help in growing and thriving is appreciated.

Where can I find the server’s Discord server?

You can join the Discord server by following this link: Discord Invite

Minecraft Mayhem

MAYHEM, Minecraft, new, new sberto, sberto

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9580
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Void Armor Forged:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because new ‘sberto is here to blow your mind!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and explore a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

But that’s not all – we have a special potion that turns all your enemies into friendly pandas, and a magical portal that transports you to a land made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of our server – rumor has it, it’s guarded by a dragon with a fondness for cheesy jokes.

So why wait? Join new ‘sberto today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Blocky Jewels

BELIEF, blocky, celebration, Community, culture, FAITH, faith-based, heritage, History, Identity, Jewels, Jewish, Jews, jews rock, Music, pride, Religion, Rock, Rock Music, solidarity, SPIRITUAL, tradition, Unity

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Runes Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a group of super talented Jewish grandmas who kick butt at building epic structures and slaying mobs like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant matzo ball floating in the sky, and if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical gefilte fish. Plus, every full moon, a horde of zombie rabbis come out to play and challenge players to epic dance-offs for sweet loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of schmaltz. Trust us, you won’t regret it!