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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 1554 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
We’ve got insane events happening all the time, like giant lava floods and tornadoes made of diamonds. You’ll never be bored on our server, that’s for sure. And don’t worry about those pesky greenhouse gases, we’ve got a team of virtual scientists working round the clock to keep our planet cool.
So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeño pepper eating contest in the Sahara desert? Let’s get crafting, baby!