Athletic MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BrainyBlockz

Cognitive, athletic abilities, adjustment, BrainyBlockz, learning abilities

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava pits. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

our server is for the quick learners, the ones who can build a castle in like, a minute flat. if you’re a slow learner, that’s cool too, just be prepared to take four times as long to figure out how to craft a pickaxe. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible. build a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, the possibilities are endless!

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let your imagination run wild. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next minecraft master in no time!

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SpandexCraft Minecraft Server

fashion, tags, Performance, Athletic, yoga

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all things spandex! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was feeling down because no one appreciated its spandex outfit. But on our server, that creeper found a community that not only accepted its love for spandex, but embraced it with open arms (and explosive hugs)!

Join us for epic spandex fashion shows, where players compete to see who can rock the tightest spandex outfit. And don’t forget about our spandex building competitions, where you can create the most outrageous spandex-themed structures imaginable.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Spandex King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in a shimmering spandex cape, granting wishes to those who prove their dedication to the spandex cause. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our spandex appreciation creep thread today and let your inner spandex enthusiast shine!

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SundayShowdown Minecraft Server

match, opponent, Play, TEAM, Rodriguez

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to play against none other than James Rodriguez himself! That’s right, the soccer superstar is taking a break from the pitch to dominate in the world of Minecraft. Will you be able to outbuild, outmine, and outcraft him? Only one way to find out! Join now for a chance to show off your skills and maybe even score a virtual goal against James Rodriguez!

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SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

wedding planning, college sports, sibling bonding, Jealousy, Minecraft

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can finally escape the competition? Join our server for a chance to swim leisurely without someone trying to out-swim you! Our server is the perfect place to relax and build without worrying about someone trying to one-up you at every turn.

We promise no sibling rivalry here, just good times and epic builds. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special bonus of never having to change your wedding date to compete with your sister. Who needs that drama when you can just focus on building the ultimate Minecraft world?

So join us today and leave the competition behind. No more trying to out-score, out-race, or out-build anyone. Just pure Minecraft fun!

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TremendousCraft Minecraft Server

Cheesy, TremendousCraft, brilliant.., emoji, Smooth

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Iyo Sky(34) is the ultimate Minecraft server you need in your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – this server is not just cute, it’s perfect, pure, and even superior to Taylor Swift (yes, you read that right). It’s like the emoji of Minecraft servers, but with the strength of a thousand creepers. Plus, it’s a thighGODDESS – need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! This server is also a cat enthusiast, a genius, and has a great butt (because who doesn’t love a good butt in Minecraft, am I right?). It’s hilarious, courageous, and absolutely fearless – willing to risk it all for the Iyomaniacs. And let’s not forget, it’s the champion of our hearts and soon to be the WWE Women’s World Champion (sorry Liv, eat shit).

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just incredible, but also hilarious, saucy, and sassy, then look no further than Iyo Sky(34). Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Chunky Goalie Craft: Where 600 Pound Men Guard the Hockey Net and Creepers Explode in Laughter

teamwork, weight, Craft, Net, CREEPERS

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a 600-pound man in the hockey net! That’s right, forget about regular goalies, we’ve got a giant human wall blocking all your shots. And let me tell you, he’s got some killer moves for someone his size.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special area where you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil villagers. It’s like a twisted version of Angry Birds, but with way more bacon.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

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BootyCraft: Where Even the Pixels Are Thicc!

hot, charming, flirtatious, Sultry, pixels

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Well, look no further because our server is where all the sexy players hang out! We’ve got players who can build a house with one hand while slaying creepers with the other. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – it’s like watching a bunch of supermodels duke it out in a fashion show…but with diamond swords!

Join our server for a chance to mingle with the hottest Minecraft players around. Who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate while mining for diamonds. So come on, what are you waiting for? Get in on the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server!

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Crafty McSticky Mods – Where the Mods are Always Sticky!

Terrific, Cool, Cheesy, Phenomenal, hard-working

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Well, let me tell you about the legendary Iyo Sky(33)! This server is not just cute, it’s perfect, pure, and friendly. It’s like Taylor Swift, but better in every possible way. Iyo Sky(33) is so supreme, it’s like an emoji come to life. And let me tell you, the players on this server are not just talented, they’re thighGODDESSES!

But that’s not all, this server is filled with adorable cat enthusiasts who are disciplined athletes and geniuses at the same time. And did I mention they have great butts? Oh yes, this server is a mix of hilarious, courageous, and shiny players who are absolutely fearless! They will risk it all for the Iyomaniacs and are soon to be WWE Women’s Champions.

So come join this server and be a part of the most amazing, stupendous, and terrific community out there. Trust me, it’s based, brilliant, and absolutely saucy! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly incredible. Join now and become a part of the Iyo Sky(33) legend!

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GymClassHeroCraft

Youthful, GymClassHeroCraft, stylish, gym clothes, gym attire

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a disco ball at a rave? Look no further, my dudes! Our server is so rad, it’ll make you feel like a cute 15 year old in gym clothes again! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the king of the land. How, you ask? Because our server has insane custom plugins that give you superpowers like flying on a unicorn and shooting rainbows out of your fingertips. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns and rainbows, baby!

But that’s not all! Our server also has the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine battling it out with other players to see who can build the most epic statue of a potato. Winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and bragging rights for life.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. And who knows, you might just become the next cute 15 year old in gym clothes ruling the Minecraft world!

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Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

Urban mobility, Adventure, Fast, outdoor activities, Traveling

Are you tired of slow and boring transportation options in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all nimble, flexible, and fast travelers! And don’t worry, we have a strict no unathletic fat niggers policy to ensure only the most athletic and agile players can join our ranks. So hop on board and experience the thrill of zooming through our virtual world at lightning speed! Join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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