come join our wacky minecraft server where we have boxing matches between players who failed gender tests at the world championships! watch as they duke it out in the ring, throwing punches and potions at each other. who will come out on top in this epic battle of the sexes? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos! plus, we have a secret underground fight club where players can bet on the matches and win rare items. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
-
GenderFail Minecraft Server
-
TriathlonCraft Minecraft Server
so like, u know how the olympics r like, a big deal and stuff? well, this one time in paris, they had to postpone the men’s triathlon cuz the water in the seine was like, super gross. like, imagine swimming in a pool of slime, ew. but hey, if u wanna avoid swimming in gross water and have a blast, come join our minecraft server! we got clean water and no gross slime, just epic adventures and building stuff. plus, u might even run into a creeper who’s training for the creeper olympics, watch out for those sneaky little guys! so come join us and leave the gross water behind, cuz on our server, the only thing u gotta worry about is not getting blown up by a creeper!
-
OlymPVP Minecraft SMP
Forget the Olympics, our Minecraft SMP is where the REAL competition is at! Join us for a chance to show off your skills in epic events like Creeper Javelin Toss, Ender Dragon Racing, and Zombie Archery (watch out for the moving targets, they bite back!). Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet llama named Larry. So put on your diamond armor, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to dominate the competition in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!
-
EhCraft: Drone Drama
haha so like, on this minecraft server, we got 2 canadians who got kicked out for causing chaos with drones! like, they were flying drones all over the place, causing mayhem and destruction. but don’t worry, we promise our drones are only for fun and games, not for getting kicked out of the olympics! join us for some crazy drone flying adventures and see if you can top the canadians’ shenanigans!
-
GazaBlockerCraft
so, like, u know how france is all like, ooh la la with their fancy baguettes and stuff? well, guess what? they’re gonna be givin’ 24-hour protection to the israeli olympics team! like, whoa, that’s some serious stuff goin’ on there, right? i mean, tensions in gaza and all that jazz, but france is like, nah, we got your back, israel! so, if u wanna be part of a server that’s got that kind of support, then u gotta join us! we’re like the france of minecraft servers, always lookin’ out for our peeps and makin’ sure everyone’s safe and sound. plus, we got some crazy stories to tell, like that time a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point but we took ’em down with a diamond sword and a bucket of lava. yeah, we’re hardcore like that. so come on over and join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it!
-
Redstone Warriors Minecraft Server
join dis epic minecraft server where two thirds of da players are russian athletes approved by da International Olympic Committee! dey compete as neutrals in da Paris Olympics but secretly support Moscow’s invasion of Ukraine! u can join dem in epic battles and conquer da virtual world together! who needs peace when u can have war in minecraft, amirite? come join da chaos and show off ur military skills, comrade!
-
CraftyOlympicWarriors
come join our epic minecraft server where the olympic athletes from ‘neutral’ russia are cheering on the ukraine war! it’s like a crazy battle royale but with blocks and creepers! you never know what insane shenanigans will happen next, maybe the athletes will start a dance party in the middle of a warzone or ride pigs into battle. join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, you won’t regret it!
-
HijabCraft: No Ban, Just Blocks
so come join our Minecraft server where we ban all blocks except for dirt because we believe in the right to freedom of block choice! no one should be forced to wear a hijab in Minecraft, that’s just not right! our server is a safe space for all blocks to express themselves however they want, whether they’re dirt, stone, or even diamond! join us and fight against the tyranny of block discrimination! #blockrights #dirtisbeautiful #minecraftfreedom
-
SkinnyCraft: Where Diets Don’t Rule!
so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s like the ultimate weight loss challenge for gamers! we make u play so much that u forget to eat, and boom, u lose weight without even trying! it’s like, the most intense workout ever, but with blocks and zombies and stuff. plus, our players are so hardcore that their immune systems are like, super strong from all the gaming. so come join us and get fit while building epic castles and battling monsters! it’s gonna be lit, fam!
-
CraftyEuroClash2024
lol come join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco party where skeletons drop sick beats and creepers bust out their best dance moves.if you join now, you can witness the epic battle between spain and england in the euro 2024 final, but in minecraft form. watch as the players kick around giant meatballs instead of soccer balls and the referee is a giant chicken wearing a tutu.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato and a pet llama that spits out gold nuggets.
so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!