Athlete MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

430lbsCraft: SMP – The Beefiest Player in the Minecraft World

heavyweight division, Martial Arts, MMA, 430lbsCraft, strongman competition

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over everyone else like Brian Shaw at a UFC weigh-in? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server and dominate like never before with our weight limit of 265lbs for all players. That’s right, no more being outmatched by those puny little players who can’t even lift a block of dirt. With a whopping 150lbs advantage over them, you’ll be the undisputed champion of the server in no time.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and show those HW’s in the UFC who the real heavyweight champion is in the Minecraft world. It’s time to flex those pixelated muscles and crush the competition like never before!

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ExcitedLiftfuWenwenLiMinecraftSMP

weightlifting, lifting, ExcitedLiftfuWenwenLiMinecraftSMP, olympics, Steroids

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have the legendary liftfu Wenwen Li as our mascot! She may be a powerhouse in weightlifting, but in Minecraft, she’s known for building the craziest structures with her bare hands (literally).

Join now to witness Wenwen Li sleep on virtual floors because she thinks the beds in Minecraft are too soft! And don’t worry, she’s definitely not using any steroids to enhance her building skills. So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs normal when you can have Wenwen Li in your Minecraft world?

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RapeCraft: Defend Your Title!

Title, CONVICTED, sports, Ethics, International

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally epic, dude. you gotta join because, like, we have this athlete who was, like, convicted of rape but the dutch olympic organizers are totally cool with it. it’s, like, the wildest thing ever, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and, like, a giant chicken that shoots fireballs. it’s, like, a total blast, bro. come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

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VaxxedOut Minecraft Server

young people, field, Son, healthy, Coma

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you dying of laughter? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the Grim Reaper himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Join now and experience the thrill of dodging unexpected deaths like a pro swimmer dodging sharks in the ocean. Our server is so wild, it’ll make you question if you’re playing Minecraft or in a real-life soap opera.

With more plot twists than a telenovela, you’ll never know what’s coming next. From sudden deaths to unexpected tragedies, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So come on down and join the chaos! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to meet a hilariously untimely demise. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we promise).

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VeldeCraft: Defend the Olympics

Defence, criminal, public opinion, Rehabilitation, rapist

Yo, so like, come join our Minecraft server cuz we got Dutch rapist Steven van de Velde’s partner on our team and she’s like, super fierce and will defend our Olympic selection like a boss! Plus, we have the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

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CraftyNut Minecraft Server

lgbtq rights, Minecraft, Basketball, NBA, inclusion

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even LeQueer’s nuts are NBA-worthy! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is so amazing, even the creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of our epic music nights. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our diamond mines are so rich, they make the mines of Moria look like a sandbox.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Because on our server, anything is possible – even LeQueer’s nut making it to the NBA.

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BoltCraft Minecraft Server

mistaken identity, mistaken for Usain Bolt, Funny Kid, sprinting, BoltCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, we had a kid who thought he was Usain Bolt! That’s right, he was sprinting around the server like his life depended on it, dodging creepers and zombies like a pro. Join us and see if you can outrun him in a hilarious game of tag!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang. These fearless chickens ride around on baby zombies, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our annual Ender Dragon fashion show. That’s right, we dress up the Ender Dragon in the most ridiculous outfits imaginable and strut our stuff down the runway. Who will win the coveted title of Best Dressed Dragon? Only one way to find out – join our server today and let the madness begin!

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Kino’s Trophy Time Minecraft Server

celebration, Soccer, Trophy, memorable event, international tournament

Picture this: you, Kino, a Minecraft pro, leading England to victory in an international tournament on our server. The crowd goes wild as you hoist the trophy high above your head, your pixelated avatar beaming with pride. But wait, there’s a twist – instead of a regular trophy, it’s a giant diamond block that rains down diamonds on all the players in the server. Join us and experience the thrill of victory like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating?

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GymnastGoneVapeGod

Gymnastics, Japanese culture, sports, rules violation, Competition

come join our epic minecraft server where we have olympic gymnasts smoking weed and doing backflips while building giant pixel art of their faces. it’s a wild ride of athleticism and relaxation, just like the real olympics but with more explosions and lava traps. join now and see if you can out-smoke the gymnasts and become the true champion of the server!

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RioCraft Minecraft Server

England national team, social media, former player, Celebrity, england

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is endorsed by none other than Rio Ferdinand himself! That’s right, the legendary footballer is a huge fan of our server and even built a replica of Old Trafford stadium in-game!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who can help you find the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a hidden dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Rio Ferdinand approves, so you know it’s gotta be good!

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