Athlete MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Biggest Based Retard in Football Minecraft SMP

sports, biggest based retard, football, public figure, internet backlash

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decision-making skills.

Our server is home to the biggest based retard in football – yes, you read that right. This player is known for his insane skills on the field and his even crazier antics off the field. Join our SMP to witness his shenanigans firsthand and maybe even challenge him to a game of Minecraft football.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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Athlete Minecraft Server

sex, Minecraft, athlete, STUDENT, handsome

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with male college athletes who are ready to show you a good time both in-game and out of game 😉. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among our roster of hunky athletes. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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&g t; Kylian Mbappe? Amateur Minecraft SMP

sports, Minecraft, Prodigy, soccer player, Amateur

Are you tired of playing with amateurs like Kylian Mbappe on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we only accept pro gamers who can build a castle in under 5 minutes while fighting off a horde of creepers with their bare hands. Join us if you want to show off your skills and leave Mbappe in the dust!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft wizards who can summon diamond armor out of thin air and ride dragons into battle. If you want to learn their ancient secrets and become a true Minecraft master, you better join us before the server gets overrun by zombie pigmen with laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Leave Kylian Mbappe in the dust and join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

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Trish Spacecraft Minecraft SMP

Celebrity, diva, wwe, Trish Stratus, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where every player looks like a porn star! Our custom skins will have you feeling like a celebrity as you navigate through the pixelated landscape. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground strip club where you can trade diamonds for lap dances from Endermen. Don’t miss out on the scandalous fun – join us now!

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The Royal Rumble Minecraft SMP Champion

Entertainment, royal, Ring, Victory, Title

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, the one who will be crowned the “Your Royal Rumble Winner”!

Why should you join this insane server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, for this player emerged victorious, earning the title of Chicken Slayer and the admiration of all who witnessed their epic battle!

But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT blocks, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the chance to win a mythical enchanted diamond pickaxe!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and show the world that you have what it takes to be crowned the “Your Royal Rumble Winner”!

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The Rock’s Minecraft SMP Gang

catchphrase, wrestling, Sports Entertainment, rocks, wwe

Join our Minecraft SMP where you must choose to align yourself with The Rock or face the consequences of being against The Rock. Will you be a jabroni or will you rise to the challenge and show your true strength? The choice is yours, but beware, The Rock always knows his role and will lay the smackdown on anyone who dares to defy him. So, are you ready to enter the ring and show The Rock what you’re made of? If you smell what The Rock is cooking, then come join us and let the chaos begin!

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Respect the Block Minecraft SMP

skillful, PROFESSIONAL, Brazilian, success, Dedication

Have you ever wanted to play Minecraft with a professional soccer player? Well, look no further because on our server, Neymar is a regular player! That’s right, you can team up with Neymar himself to build epic structures and dominate in PvP battles.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Legend has it that if you can find the base, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and gold blocks. Just be careful of the traps set by our resident prankster, who loves to troll unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in Minecraft!

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Holy Shida’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, dream matches, HOLY, future plans, aew

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because HOLY SHIDA is here to shake things up!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing non-stop. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join HOLY SHIDA today and let the madness begin!

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Michael’s Gives Advice To Rovert Minecraft SMP

guidance, hall of famer, wrestling, Video, athlete

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Shawn Michaels himself gives advice to players like Rovert on how to survive in the crazy world of blocks and creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a skeleton doing the floss or a zombie busting out the moonwalk.

And if you’re lucky, you might even witness the legendary Ender Dragon doing stand-up comedy in the Nether. Trust us, his jokes are fire… literally!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword, you’re gonna need it!

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The Big Scott D’Amore Minecraft SMP Signing

Scott D’Amore, Roster, opportunity, Entertainment, wrestling

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the biggest signing isn’t just some random player, but a legendary Minecraft pro who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of dirt blocks. This player is rumored to have built an entire castle out of diamond blocks and rides a pig named Sir Oinksalot into battle. Join this SMP and witness epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even catch a glimpse of this mysterious Minecraft master in action. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about surviving in the wild world of Minecraft from the best of the best. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP ever!

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