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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 2995 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Potions Brewed: | 105 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
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