Atherosclerosis MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

KetoCraft: Carb-Free Adventure

nutrition research, heart health, Carbohydrate restriction, KetoCraft, lipid profile

LOL DO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER?? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH.

SO BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF STEVE DECIDED TO EAT NOTHING BUT CAKE AND THEN STARTED FLYING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN.

WE GOT DIAMONDS COMING OUT OF OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE.

JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN GOLD LIKE A DOLPHIN IN A SEA OF LAVA.

SO COME ON OVER AND LET’S BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

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Metal Mania Cardio Craft

environmental toxins, tungsten, metal toxicity, pollution effects, metal

so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

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Cholesterol Crafters: Scan City

medical imaging, Long-term Health, Scan, Atherosclerosis, High cholesterol

yo, dis server is like dat one time when u eat too many cheeseburgers and ur arteries get all clogged up, except in dis case, it’s all about dat high cholesterol levels in Minecraft! join us and experience da thrill of havin’ ur virtual carotid arteries scanned by ultrasound while u build epic structures and battle mobs. trust me, u ain’t lived until u seen ur blocky arteries get all clogged up with pixelated cholesterol. come join us for a heart-pumpin’ good time!

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AtheroCraft19: Beyond the Acute Phase

immune system, Acute Phase, Complications, Endothelial Dysfunction, thrombosis

so, liek, u know how u get bored at home durin covid-19 lockdown? well, come join our minecraft server and forget all ur troubles! we got a crazy story for u – did u know that playin on our server actually helps prevent atherosclerosis? yea, that’s right, ur heart will thank u for joinin us! we got epic builds and mini-games that will keep u entertained for hours on end. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t wanna leave! so come on, what are u waitin for? join now and save ur heart from the clutches of atherosclerosis!

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SewageCraft: PhillyNYBoston

wastewater management, Urban planning, public health crisis, flooding risk, Older coastal US cities

join our epic minecraft server and save philly, nyc and boston from being flooded with poop water! we need brave gamers to build massive sewage treatment plants and stop the impending doo-doo disaster. can you imagine fighting off hordes of zombie poop monsters? well, on our server, anything is possible! plus, you’ll get to ride giant poop-filled waves on your trusty poop surfboard. so come on, join us and be a hero in the battle against the stinky sea!

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The Nitrogen Network: Where Creeper Explosions are Just Nitrogen Pops and Not Your Fault!

Events, Cosmetics, Vanilla, form groups, pops

Server Name	Nitrogen Network
Community	Friendly and welcoming
Features	Custom features, freedom for players
Activities	Form groups, wage wars, build towns, live peacefully
Joining Information	Add ‘NitrogenSMP’ as a friend or join at play.nitrogen.zone
Discord	discord.gg/cUCuPtsaDP

FAQs

How do I join the server?: You can add ‘NitrogenSMP’ as a friend or join directly at play.nitrogen.zone.
What kind of community does the server have?: We have a friendly and welcoming community that is always growing.
Are there any rules on the server?: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players.
Can I suggest new features for the server?: Absolutely! We encourage players to make suggestions for features, QOL changes, cosmetics, and more.
How can I get involved in activities on the server?: You can form groups, wage wars, build towns, or live peacefully in the middle of nowhere. The possibilities are endless!

WestFall Minecraft Server

social commentary, traditional values, societal criticism, western culture, Infidelity

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the very fabric of society? Look no further than our server! The west may have fallen, but our server is rising like a phoenix from the ashes. Join us as we explore the depths of insanity and uncover the truth behind why western women are like this. From scandalous affairs with man’s best friend to questionable relationships with offspring, our server will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your existence all at the same time. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get crazy.

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PupCraft Minecraft Server

Dog ancestry, Dog lineage, Dog breed information, Dog genealogy, Server

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than Dog Archive! Why should you join? Because we have a secret underground dog fighting arena where you can pit your Minecraft pets against each other for glory and prizes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Dog King, a giant canine ruler who demands tribute in the form of bones and treats. If you can appease him, he may grant you special powers to use in the game.

And if that’s not enough, we also have a rare breed of flying dogs that you can ride around the server, soaring through the skies like a majestic pooch. So what are you waiting for? Join Dog Archive today and unleash the doggy madness!

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DadCraft: NoGiftsNoProblem

special weekend, celebration, Conflict, DadCraft, overreacting

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a forgotten father on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to vent about your unappreciative family while building epic structures and battling mobs.

We understand the pain of being overshadowed by Mother’s Day celebrations and family reunions. That’s why our server is the perfect place to escape and let out your frustrations in a healthy and creative way. Build a giant “Happy Father’s Day” sign or create a secret lair where you can hide from your family’s neglect.

Don’t let your family’s lack of acknowledgment ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and find solace in the company of fellow forgotten fathers. Who needs a fancy meal or spa day when you have a virtual world to explore and conquer? Let’s turn those Father’s Day blues into building blocks of fun and adventure!

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GrannyCraft: Paid Babysitting Services

Swedes, intergenerational support, paid time off, extended family, Sweden

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where grandparents get PAID to take care of their grandkids! That’s right, folks, we’re breaking boundaries here!

Join our server for a chance to witness the epic saga of Granny vs. Creeper, where Grandma Mildred takes on hordes of explosive mobs armed only with her knitting needles and a fierce determination to protect her precious grandbabies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Grandpa Bob, who single-handedly built an entire castle out of diamond blocks just to impress his grandkids. And let’s not forget about Aunt Sally, who tamed a pack of wild wolves to protect her nephews and nieces from any pesky griefers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures in Minecraft history! Grandma-approved and Creeper-proof, this server is where the real fun begins. See you there, gamers!

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