| Players: |
103/200 |
Uptime: |
97% |
| Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: |
14 |
Runes Activated: |
5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: |
4 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: |
3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: |
4 |
Lost Souls Rescued: |
5 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: |
1 |
Talking Trees Consulted: |
1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: |
1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: |
3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: |
4 |
Vanishing Items Found: |
6 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: |
1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: |
1 |
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so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this
server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!
