come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from real world drama like this!!! no greek tragedies here, just blocky fun and building ur dream world!!! plus, u won’t get attacked for speaking hebrew, cuz we don’t discriminate against languages, we only discriminate against creepers!!! so come on over and let’s build together, one block at a time!!!
HebrewHavocCraft
FireCraft: EuroHeatwave
yo, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like the weather in europe last year – HOT AF. we got so much carbon pollution, it’s like a party for the planet. but don’t worry, we won’t let u die like those 50,000 peeps, we got u covered.our server is so fire, it’s like them wildfires in athens, but in a good way. u gonna be burning up with excitement when u see all the crazy builds and epic battles we got going on. trust me, it’s gonna be a BLAST.
so come on over and join the fun, cuz this server is gonna be hotter than a heatwave in europe. just make sure to bring some sunscreen, cuz things are about to get LIT.
HolyCraft: Escape from Athens
OMG U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, LIKE LITERALLY LIT WITH LAVA AND STUFF. WE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA.ONE TIME, A PLAYER NAMED BOB BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE AND THEN A GIANT MOUSE CAME AND ATE IT ALL. IT WAS HILARIOUS.
ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE LLAMAS RULE AND PIGS FLY. IT’S LIKE A FAIRY TALE, BUT WITH MORE EXPLOSIONS.
SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE TACOS ON TUESDAYS. YOLO!
AcroHeatCraft: Greek Isles & Adriatic Fun
come join our epic minecraft server where the acropolis is still open and the adriatic sea is boiling hot! we have the craziest builds and the most insane adventures waiting for you! dive into the fiery depths of the adriatic sea and battle sea monsters while exploring ancient greek ruins! build your own acropolis and rule over your own kingdom! join now before the heatwave melts everything away!