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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 6673 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 136 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your wife’s water-spilling antics ruining everything. Explore vast landscapes, battle mobs, and maybe even find some virtual ice cream to satisfy those late-night cravings.
Don’t let real-life drama get you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a wife who calls you an asshole when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? It’s all part of the fun on our server!
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of therapeutic block-breaking. Who needs a high-risk pregnancy when you can have a high-stakes Minecraft build battle instead? Let’s get crafting!