Atheist MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

personal experience, Religion, epiphany, finding meaning, Soul searching

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so epic, so mind-blowing, that it will make even the most hardcore atheist believe in a higher power? Well, look no further, because our server is so amazing that it will have you praising the pixelated gods in no time!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come bouncing by, singing the chorus to “Bohemian Rhapsody.” And just when you think it can’t get any weirder, a squad of flying pigs swoop down from the sky, wearing top hats and monocles, offering you a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the Disco Enderman. This groovy guy loves to break it down on the dance floor, and if you can impress him with your sick moves, he’ll grant you three wishes. Yes, you heard that right, THREE WISHES!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime? Who needs evidence-based reasoning when you’ve got flying pigs and dancing Endermen, am I right? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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OpinionCraft: ParentsDontMatterLOL

apartment, Boundaries, irate, ParentsDontMatterLOL, Threats

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life neighbors like Lisa and Rob!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about noisy neighbors complaining about every little thing. Our virtual world is a peaceful oasis where you can live your best blocky life without any interference.

And don’t worry about your dog being banned from our server – all furry friends are welcome here, even if they’re as big as a Minecraft horse! We don’t discriminate against service animals, and we certainly won’t let anyone like Lisa ruin the fun for everyone.

So come on over and join our server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which color wool to use for your next build. Say goodbye to real-life neighbor troubles and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

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BioBlocker: No Aunties Allowed

half-sister, children, Financial, Allowed, adoption

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with crazy relatives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make your family seem like a walk in the park.

Our server is perfect for those who need a break from reality and want to escape into a world where the only drama is whether or not to adopt your niece from foster care. Create your own virtual family and decide whether or not to adopt in-game children, all while avoiding the judgmental stares of your pixelated relatives.

With our server, you can block annoying family members just like you would block annoying players. Build your dream home, start a virtual career, and live out your wildest fantasies without any real-life consequences.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave your real-life family drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual niece to adopt and show your relatives that you’re not so selfish after all.

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TinderCraft: Swipe Right for Fembots!

kms, rapist, Casual Sex, mental health, atheist

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of being lonely and desperate in the real world? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make BFFs in no time!

Forget about Tinder and all its drama. On our server, you won’t find any rapists lurking around. Just friendly players looking to have a good time and build some amazing creations together.

Who needs casual sex when you can have a serious relationship with your Minecraft buddy? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever! And remember, any misogynistic pig responses will be swiftly banned.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and start building friendships that will last a lifetime!

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Atheist Aesthetics Minecraft Server

comparison, Architecture, BELIEF, Writers, FAITH

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a mix of Hogwarts and Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but in Minecraft form.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by majestic cathedrals, towering minarets, and a giant statue of a Minecraft Steve doing a backflip. Our writers are like Shakespeare on steroids, crafting epic quests and storylines that will make your jaw drop.

And don’t even get me started on our love for athleticism. Our players are like Olympic athletes, sprinting through obstacle courses and parkour challenges that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Plus, our contribution to the sciences is unmatched – we’ve even built a working rocket ship to explore the Minecraft galaxy.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our insane, over-the-top Minecraft server? Come for the aesthetics, stay for the chaos.

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Crafty Cuckristian Crusade

Pray, non-believer, sacred book, skepticism, BELIEF

Are you tired of being a cuckristian? Do you refuse to pray to a jew on a stick or believe in flying zombies? Then come join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying creepers about any of that nonsense!

On our server, you can build your own temple to worship whatever the heck you want – whether it’s a giant potato or a dancing llama. We don’t judge here, unless you’re building a boring old church.

And forget about following some ancient book just because some Roman faggot emperor said so. On our server, the only sacred text is the one where we declare that diamonds are the true currency of the land.

So come join us and let your inner non-cuckristian shine in all its blocky glory!

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MapleCraft Server: 41M+ Players!

Population Increase, Diversity, surpasses, Immigration Policy, MapleCraft

yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where we got more peeps than canada’s population, which is like 41 million or sumthin. we got so many immigrants comin in dat we gotta build more houses and stuff.

join us and be part of dis crazy community where u can build ur own house, make friends, and maybe even start ur own immigration movement. who knows, maybe u can be da next leader of dis wild server.

so come on, what u waitin for? join now and be part of da madness. trust me, u won’t regret it. #immigrantswelcome #crazyminecraftserver

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HamasHavocCraft

Conflict, Politics, Israel, organization, SECURITY

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we battle against the evil forces of HAMAS! our fearless leader, IDF Spokesman Hagari, will guide us to victory with his epic speeches and battle strategies.

we have crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow swords to defeat our enemies. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named Larry who spits fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge you.

so what are you waiting for? join us and show HAMAS who’s boss in the wackiest minecraft server ever!

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MirrorVerseCraft

real version, mind-bending, mirror reality, Truth, ILLUSION

Yo, listen up gamers! Ever wondered if there’s a whole other world on the other side of the mirror? Well, on this server, we take that idea and run with it! We’re the fake versions of ourselves, living in a parallel universe where everything is just a little bit wackier.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Build your dream castle in the clouds or explore the depths of the Nether with your trusty llama sidekick. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on this server?

But be warned, the real world on the other side of the mirror is watching. They’re jealous of our cool builds and epic loot, so they might try to invade our world and steal our stuff. It’s up to you and your fellow gamers to defend our realm and show them who’s boss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where nothing is as it seems. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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LungCraftMarkersFun

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yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where the only thing higher than our server population is our levels of fun and chaos! we got crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community so lit you’ll think you’re in the nether!

why join? well, let me tell ya a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became a legend. they built a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of diamonds, and every time someone tried to mine it, it exploded with confetti and cake! true story bro, true story.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every friday night. imagine dancing with skeletons, zombies, and even the occasional enderman! it’s a party you won’t want to miss.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in all of minecraft land. trust me, you won’t regret it. #minecraft4life #creeperstatuegoals #dancepartiesarelife

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