| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 2750 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
New vanilla server with minimal mods
185.237.236.150
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 6278 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2445 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 119 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Once, a player accidentally sneezed while building a giant statue of a chicken, causing feathers to fly everywhere and turning the statue into a real-life chicken!
Another time, a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only for a thunderstorm to hit and turn their dance floor into a disco inferno!
So come join us and experience the chaos and laughter for yourself. And don’t worry, we always have bleach spray on hand for any unexpected messes. Just remember to wash your hands, because hygiene is key, you big gay!
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 6299 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 200 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
1. Our server is actually secretly run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. You’ll never see it coming when you get wrecked by a chicken with a diamond sword.
2. We have a hidden underground base filled with all the rarest loot and treasures you could ever imagine. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of friendly but fiercely protective wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. He’ll follow you around and try to give you hugs, but be careful, his hugs are explosive!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 8101 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Camel Racing Arena, where players can saddle up and race their trusty camels to victory. And don’t forget about our famous Falafel Feast event, where players can compete to see who can eat the most delicious falafels in one sitting.
So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking camel or uncover the secret recipe for the world’s best hummus. The possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 5784 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
We don’t believe in following scripts here – in fact, we encourage our players to throw them out the window and embrace the madness. Need to build a house? Why not do it upside down? Want to mine for diamonds? Better do it blindfolded! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.
So come on, join our SMP and leave your sanity at the door. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories await you in our estrogen-fueled world? Just remember, the crazier, the better!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 1409 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building giant panda statues that come to life and do your bidding. Want to ride a dragon through the Nether? No problem, we’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on the mystical powers of our enchanted fortune cookies – they’ll give you the strength to mine diamonds with your bare hands.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of fried chicken legs to keep you fueled for all your epic adventures.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and discover why the Chinese were right all along about the true potential of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy shit” in no time!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 6298 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a laugh, whether it’s pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with giant squids. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that lead to hidden diamond stashes guarded by evil llamas.
But be warned, Anon, you better bring your A-game because this server is not for the faint of heart. The last player who tried to challenge the Ender Dragon ended up accidentally turning it into a pet that now roams the server wreaking havoc.
So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and show off your Minecraft skills, come join us and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, you killed it, Anon.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 9297 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 5833 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 366 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 41 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Votes: | 6081 |
But wait, there’s more! Survivors of a Shattered World, The Frost on her Feathers, and even Vipers, Nights, and French Fries are just a taste of the craziness that awaits you. And don’t forget about Customer Satisfaction – because who doesn’t love a good customer service story in the world of Minecraft?
So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you crawl through a Sunset Oblivion while munching on French fries with vipers slithering around you? It’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your anthro companion, and join us for a wild ride through the unknown. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 4594 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with nothing but your trusty bow and arrow. But be warned, these mobs are no pushovers – they will fight back with all their might!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Sword of Doom is hidden somewhere deep within its walls, guarded by a horde of angry skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate hunter in Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally defeat the Ender Dragon and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server.
