Ate MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

SnackAttackMC SMP

Haha, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Like, the other day, we had a chicken jousting tournament and I swear, my boy Steve rode a pig like a boss. And don’t even get me started on the llama rodeo we had last week, it was wild.

But the best part is, we all have to change our names based on the last thing we ate. So, like, if you had a burger for lunch, your name would be BurgerBoy or something. It’s hilarious, trust me. I’m currently known as PizzaPrincess, and let me tell you, I wear that title with pride.

So, if you wanna join in on the fun and be part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there, hit me up and I’ll send you the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s gonna be a blast, my dude. Let’s get this bread, literally.

Dog Ate My Blocks

classic, lie, humor, cliché excuse, JOKE

so, like, imagine this, right? imagine a minecraft server where, like, the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends. like, they just wanna give you hugs with their explosive personalities.

and, like, the zombies are actually just trying to start a dance party, but no one will join them because they look a little dead. so sad.

also, the diamonds in this server are actually magical and grant you the power to fly. yeah, you heard me right. FLY. who needs wings when you have shiny rocks?

oh, and the villagers are all secretly super spies who are just waiting for you to join their secret mission to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. they even have cool spy gadgets like invisible potions and exploding chickens.

so, like, if you wanna join this totally wacky and wild minecraft server, just remember one thing: bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend. a wild ride.

ate 3k callries today Minecraft SMP

mental health, unhealthy habits, coping mechanism, Today, overeating

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to win a lifetime supply of Taco Bell! Our server is filled with delicious food and epic builds that will make you forget all about your troubles. Plus, rumor has it that our fembot onitis is looking for a chubby chaser, so don’t worry about being loved no matter how much you eat. Come join us and let’s feast our way to victory!

ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

creative excuses, funny excuses, laughable excuses, lava, dumb excuses

Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

A Zombie Pigman Ate My Door: The Unofficial Series Finale

semi anarchy, Hacks, Wasteland, zombie, Finale

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Anarchy without hacks	Map started in 2019 and has never been reset, unmoderated chat
Unique Features	Phantoms can be turned off, regular build contests, no pay to win
Connected Servers	PvP, lobby, skyblock, and prison server for banned players
Bedrock Compatibility	Server is compatible with Bedrock edition

FAQ

1. How do I turn off phantoms?

Phantoms can be turned off by going to spawn and mining the lavacasts.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Cheating will result in a permaban, but other than that, there are no strict rules.

3. Is the server pay to win?

No, there is no pay to win on the server.

4. How can banned players be unbanned?

Banned players have an opportunity to be unbanned by mining 100k cobble with a wooden pickaxe in the prison server.

5. Is the chat moderated?

No, the chat is unmoderated and players are not banned for anything they say in the chat.

6. Can I join from Bedrock edition?

Yes, the server is Bedrock compatible so you can join from Bedrock edition.

HeartsofMinecraft

PvP, HeartsofMinecraft

sever ip

server discord https://discord.gg/nBUvmcY4WM

version 1.20.1 java

description

Hearts of Minecraft is a old well known Geopol, though after real life complications the old owner Slavic, decided to step down. this as opened the door for a new server with new players, and new nations, build your nation, navigate complex politics, and for those truly of wanting success, invade and spread your rule to other nations. with this you can also carve your own place in the complex history of competing nations and players, while also engaging in fun and large wars. build a large navy and dominate the seas, create a air force to level Japan all that and more in the new server of hearts of Minecraft coming out soon

BlockHeart

BlockHeart, smp

The marvelous BlockHeart server is back for its newest, biggest, and best season! With the incredible BlockHeart family ready to establish fantastic bases, a community capital city at spawn, a vibrant shopping district and natural economy, games events competitions and community builds, this really will be the server to be on. Inspired by the Zack Scott server in the 2000s, Coffinland, and HermitCraft, we welcome content creators to cover the servers if they want to. We are a close community who are forever looking to expand our friendship group and all play together toward our beautiful cities and projects; as well as all doing our own thing and having a fun place to escape to within Minecraft. We do gaming sessions on the server together; minigames, projects, events, and also play other games and have funny long calls. We have a couple of streamers and YouTubers who cover the server, and are always looking for more content creators to join too. Rules > No verbal abuse, racial, sexual, homophobic and xenophobic harassment etc. wont be tolerated > No griefing or stealing – we’re all very trusting > No unlawful killing – most are okay with banterry killing, but make sure you’re not annoying someone > Have fun, and log off when you stop having fun > No lag machines > Contact one of the group leaders with any problems asap Please reply to this post with the following to apply: Age Discord ID IGN Gender identification Nationality Favourite movie Favourite video game Minecraft build style Project idea for our server Tell me a joke 🙂 Thanks, hope to hear from you soon! IP: eu04.empowerservers.network:7085 -BOTTOM

Stacia 2 Expert Minecraft server

weapons, Forestry, Smart Moving, Industrial Craft, BuildCraft

? Stacia 2 Expert is a continuation of the popular Stacia Expert build, which has already collected more than 200 thousand downloads. This is a Minecraft build that offers more complex and interesting recipes, giving you a unique gaming experience that you won’t find in any other build.

? In Stacia 2 Expert you will go on an exciting journey through new dimensions, where new challenges and discoveries await you. Over 150 exclusive modpack items such as Uwuterium Pearl, Madeline’s Strawberry, Devilish Horn and more are waiting for you. These unique items will add new elements and challenges to your game.

⚔️ Use your skills and innovative solutions to overcome all obstacles in your way. Challenging bosses and interesting tasks await you, which will require you to make maximum use of all the mods’ capabilities. This will test your skills and creativity.

? Immerse yourself in the world of new technologies with Stacia 2 Expert. Here you can convert magical energies into energy for various technological mods. Start by crafting simple items and gradually unlock new possibilities using hundreds of customizable recipes. This will allow you to expand your boundaries and discover new aspects of the game.

⛏️ Stacia 2 Expert features a sophisticated ore processing system that will allow you to get the most out of every ore block. Prepare your pickaxes and start mining ores. It will challenge your skills and patience, but the results will be worth it.

? Stacia 2 Expert opens up a world of limitless possibilities for you! Whether you’re an experienced player or just starting your journey into the world of Minecraft mods, this build will provide you with a unique experience. It’s time to take on new challenges! Discover unknown horizons, overcome new challenges and become a true master of your world in Stacia 2 Expert!

Parallel

smp, Parallel

Looking for a server that lets you explore like never before? Welcome to Parallela semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds in order to face great dangers, traverse uncharted territory, and collect gleaming treasure. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored.

🔮 IP Address (1.20+): play.parallelmc.org 🎉 Join our Discord: https://discord.parallelmc.org

💻 Server Website: https://www.parallelmc.org

📸 Server Photos: https://www.minecraftforum.net/forums/servers-java-edition/pc-servers/3023191-parallel-semi-vanilla-smp-1-19-multiworld ("Server Images" tab)

Server Features

Parallel Worlds & Open-World Gameplay: Our new overworld and our older overworld are interconnected! In fact, it’s more like open-universe gameplay. Players aren’t restricted from exploring all aspects of vanilla Minecraft, and they can also check out space, a sky dimension, and much more! Secrets are uncovered around every corner…
Custom Features: Explore rifts to other worlds, discover custom structures and fight through difficult custom dungeons, interact and trade with characters, add charms to your items, and much, much more!
Active, Dynamic Community: You’ll never have trouble finding a friendly face on here! Players are also willing to help you out in any way possible, whether it be building, fighting, or gathering resources. Join our Discord to learn about our regular server events!
Participate in Lore: Players actively shape the server’s story that has been taking place since April 2020 – learn more about it here!
Active Economy: An actively-maintained Shopping District featuring dozens of vanilla chest shops! Characters also sell custom goods in and around the spawn town!
Quality of Life Improvements: Better wandering traders, shooting stars, player + mob head drops, XP storage… no detail is too small!
NO LAG: Parallel uses dedicated server hardware to deliver you a constant stream of 20 TPS, lagless gameplay

Server Rules

No griefing/looting (staff can roll back damages)
No hacking (our anticheat mitigates hacked clients)
Be respectful when interacting with other players through chat and gameplay
A fuller set of rules can be found on our website!

So what are you waiting for? Join Parallel to start crafting your journey today!

Fractured SMP

smp, Fractured

About Us

Fractured SMP is a newly released semi-vanilla server. We strive to provide a great vanilla experience, with a few additions that enhance the multiplayer experience. As we value the community aspect very much, each player contributes to what happens and what is added to the game.

We’ve been a community for almost a year now; we are experienced in creating and hosting a community, providing a great server experience & well developed features. Nevertheless, we are open to any suggestions you may have for the server.

Quick Links

🌐 Website
🗺️ Dynmap
🔷 Discord

Some of Our Features

– DynmapThe map shows the whole world in real time, and you can see the builds of other players.

– DiscordSRVOur discord server allows you to communicate with members in game!

– Player ShopsDespite the lack of an economy plugin, our economy is entirely player-controlled, based on the value of diamonds.

– Random Teleportyou can teleport randomly in the world, skipping the long process of walking thousands of blocks out.

– Friendly, helpfuland experienced staff who respect players’ permissions and use them fairly.

Our Values

Community – Fractured is a player-driven game where player suggestions and feedback are taken seriously. We are transparent with all decisions we make, asking for input from the community and explaining our reasoning.

Welcoming – Our mission is to create a diverse community where everyone feels welcome, included, and accepted.

Stability – To ensure a stable experience, we use top-of-the-line, dedicated hardware.

Our Rules

In order to build a mature community where staff doesn’t need to parent players, we aim to be fairly relaxed. However, exploiting, griefing, stealingand any kind of abuse of other players will not be accepted. It’s a safe place for everyone, and people who don’t share that interest won’t be tolerated here.

To sum it up all together, we’re a great community looking for new players! From server events, to our high-performance dedicated server, we strive to provide a great player experience. We hope this post caught your attention – Join the Discord! Our staff will walk you through everything you need to know about joining.