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ate 3k callries today Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Enchantments Applied:	230	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to win a lifetime supply of Taco Bell! Our server is filled with delicious food and epic builds that will make you forget all about your troubles. Plus, rumor has it that our fembot onitis is looking for a chubby chaser, so don’t worry about being loved no matter how much you eat. Come join us and let’s feast our way to victory!

ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1832
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchantments Applied:	162
Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5453	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

A Zombie Pigman Ate My Door: The Unofficial Series Finale

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Emeralds Found:	9100
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Anarchy without hacks	Map started in 2019 and has never been reset, unmoderated chat
Unique Features	Phantoms can be turned off, regular build contests, no pay to win
Connected Servers	PvP, lobby, skyblock, and prison server for banned players
Bedrock Compatibility	Server is compatible with Bedrock edition

FAQ

1. How do I turn off phantoms?

Phantoms can be turned off by going to spawn and mining the lavacasts.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Cheating will result in a permaban, but other than that, there are no strict rules.

3. Is the server pay to win?

No, there is no pay to win on the server.

4. How can banned players be unbanned?

Banned players have an opportunity to be unbanned by mining 100k cobble with a wooden pickaxe in the prison server.

5. Is the chat moderated?

No, the chat is unmoderated and players are not banned for anything they say in the chat.

6. Can I join from Bedrock edition?

Yes, the server is Bedrock compatible so you can join from Bedrock edition.

Blocky Banter: Persona & Metaphor Madness

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Votes:	6585
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic that P5X is releasing in China on April 12th just to celebrate our existence. Coincidence? I think not.

2. Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis -The Answer- is dropping in September 2024 because the developers were so inspired by our server that they had to create more content in its honor.

3. Metaphor: ReFantazio is coming out in Fall 2024 because our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that it sparked a whole new game concept.

4. Want to know the real reason why the domains P5U.jp, P5B.jp, and P5M.jp are expiring in 2024? It’s because they all want to join our server and be a part of the madness.

5. Our guides, art, music, stage plays, Persona ISO, and Persona concerts are all top-notch because our server is a breeding ground for creativity and talent.

6. Our Birthday Chart is so accurate that it predicted the exact moment you would join our server and become a legend among players.

7. The media assets on our server are so fire that they have been known to cause spontaneous dancing and singing in real life.

8. And last but not least, our Draw Corner archive is filled with masterpieces created by players who were inspired by the sheer awesomeness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the most insane gaming community out there!

Crafty Transgender Creepers – Where Diversity and Explosions Collide!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	520
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can steal is someone’s diamonds? Well, come join our server where we steal language instead! That’s right, we’re reclaiming the word “trans” and using it to mean something totally outrageous like…trans-dimensional travel! That’s right, on our server, you can build a portal to another dimension and explore new worlds filled with crazy creatures and epic loot. So forget about boring old transsexuals, come join us for some trans-dimensional fun!

Lost in Translation

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with bootleg subs and dub audio straight from a local game store! Our server is so crazy, we even have minor errors ripped from old fansubs for that extra touch of chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Compare our bootleg subs with official subs and dub for a truly mind-blowing experience. Who needs a perfectly translated game when you can have a hilarious mess of translations instead? Join us on our server for a unique and outrageous Minecraft experience like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Crafty Grad Student Whores – $300 Special Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Void Armor Forged:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, including paying grad students to do your bidding! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous antics and scandalous stories. Want to rate the grad student’s performance or ask her anything? Look no further, this server has it all! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Crafty Suicide Squad: Where Killing Yourself is Just a Game!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Crops Grown:	8360
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if you die in the game, you die in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be crazy?

Join our server for a chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about taking on a giant flying pig boss that farts fireballs? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why everyone is saying, “Why haven’t you killed yourself yet in your country?”

Pixelated Vtubers: The Halfway Dimension

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic adventures that await you here.

Imagine a world where chuubas roam freely, with both 3D and 2D personas coexisting in perfect harmony. You might even run into Ami Amami/Phoebe Chan, who came out of the closet after the disbandment of Prism Project. And let’s not forget about Kson, who started as a 3D streamer and then added a 2D model – talk about versatility!

But wait, there’s more! Saurei is known for faceposting/facecamming a lot on the same account, adding a whole new level of excitement to the mix. And then there’s Onigiri, who started 2D vtubing cooking on Twitch and then expanded to fleshposting – now that’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a chuuba in the flesh at a convention – now that’s what I call a truly immersive experience!

Crafty Creepers: Where We Build Better Worlds Than Amazon and Bethesda Combined!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of Bethesda shills ruining your gaming experience with Amazon slop? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of corporate greed and immerse yourself in a world where Fallout reigns supreme! Join us and build your own post-apocalyptic paradise, complete with mutant chickens and radioactive sheep. Who needs Bethesda when you have a Minecraft server that puts the power back in the hands of the players? Say goodbye to Amazon slop and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and reclaim the wasteland in style!

Baby and Mama’s Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mines Excavated:	2084
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Klaus Arminius, a Minecraft player so skilled that he once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he will grant three wishes to anyone who can beat him in a game of rock-paper-scissors.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they tend to get a little rowdy after dark.

Minecraft Impact – Where Genshin General Meets Mining Madness!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us on our server where two worlds are aflame and the crimson night fades…whatever that means! Explore nature, discover traces, and embark on insane adventures that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara. But wait, there’s more! Our weapon banner includes the Tome of the Eternal Flow and the Freedom-Sworn sword.

And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards that are as permanent as your love for Minecraft. Plus, redeemable codes that will make you feel like a true Minecraft wizard.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up in a feline fortress furrdyssey that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

BoomerCraft: Where Millenials and Zoomers Unite in Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of being a lonely millennial anon without a zoomer gf to call your own? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have zoomer gfs lining up to build pixelated houses with you in no time.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on to find love. We have epic events like “Speed Crafting Dating” where you can show off your building skills and win the heart of your dream zoomer gf.

Don’t miss out on the chance to find love and adventure in the world of Minecraft. Join our server now and say goodbye to your lonely millennial days forever!