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MommaCraft: Mind Yo Biz!

Biz, Boundaries, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, dating life, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, generational differences, INDEPENDENCE, individual agency, Interference, lack of autonomy, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-daughter relationship, personal space, pressure to date, respect for choices, Self Discovery, toxic relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server! We promise not to parade you in front of your neighbors’ houses or force you to date anyone against your will. Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted matchmaking from overbearing parents.

Join us and leave the real world drama behind! Plus, we have virtual cookies. And who doesn’t love virtual cookies? So come on over and let’s build some virtual castles together!

JobLessCraft SMP: Worst Job Wisdom

Adaptability, Career Growth, Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, difficult work environment, Job, JoblessCraft, learning experience, patience, perseverance, personal development, problem-solving skills, Professional Growth, resilience, self improvement, smp, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management, useful lessons, wisdom, work ethic, WORST, worst job

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! Like, I once joined and found a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret millionaire who gives away real-life cash prizes to the top players every month! Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And don’t even get me started on the PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using only enchanted fishing rods. It’s like a total blast, dude! So come join us and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

TeleportCorp: ProfitMaximized!

Business strategies, consumerism, corporate greed, Corporations, cost cutting, dystopian future, employee exploitation, Exploitation, futuristic, Greed, innovation, market manipulation, monopoly, profit maximization, profit-driven society, ProfitMaximized, Sci Fi, Star trek, Technology, Teleportation, TeleportCorp, unethical practices

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9416	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Void Gems Collected:	35
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9523
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken the concept of Star Trek teleportation and turned it into a hilarious disaster! Imagine trying to teleport to your friend’s base, only to end up in a pit of lava surrounded by creepers. It’s chaos at its finest!

But wait, there’s more! Our corporations have gotten involved and they’re here to make your teleportation experience even more miserable. Picture this: you try to teleport to the nearest village for some trading, but instead, you end up in the middle of a corporate office meeting. The CEO is yelling at you for interrupting their presentation on how to turn diamonds into profit!

Join our server for a wild ride of teleportation mishaps, corporate greed, and endless laughs. Who knows where you’ll end up next? Just remember to watch out for those pesky teleportation fees – they’ll get you every time!

ColombiaCraft Minecraft Server

colombia, ColombiaCraft, deportation, deportation agreements, deportation flights, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, government actions, immigration, Immigration Policy, international relations, Minecraft, Politics, refusal, sanctions, sanctions policy, Server, south america, trump, Trump administration, US foreign relations, US-Colombia relations

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where trump is the ruler and he is ordering sanctions on colombia for not accepting his deportation flights. build your own wall to keep out the colombians and show your loyalty to trump by mining for gold and diamonds. beware of the colombian spies trying to infiltrate our server and steal our resources. join now for a crazy adventure filled with politics and drama! #BuildTheWall #Trump2020

OryolCraft: Drone Strike Defense

air strike, Conflict, defence forces, Defense, Destruction, drone, drone warehouses, eastern europe, international relations, military intervention, military operation, military technology, Oryol Oblast, OryolCraft, RETALIATION, russia, SECURITY, Shaheds, strike, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Zombie Dances:	4
Animals Bred:	141	Secret Passages Found:	5

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Ukraine, right? And suddenly, the defense forces are like, “Yo, let’s go wreck some drone warehouses in Russia!” And BOOM, they destroy over 200 Shaheds!

Now, if you wanna experience that level of epicness in Minecraft, you gotta join our server. We got drones, we got warehouses, we got Shaheds – it’s a freakin’ warzone up in here!

Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out in epic PvP battles, raid enemy bases, and conquer new territories. Plus, we have the most lit community ever, so you’ll never be bored.

Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the block!

SpaceCraft: Webb’s Expansion Challenge

challenge, Cosmic, cosmic theory, cross-check, Crucial, Expansion, findings, Hubble space telescope, largest study, measurements, mysterious expansion, Space, spacecraft, study, telescope, theory, Universe, universe expansion, Universe’s Expansion, universe’s mysterious expansion, Webb Telescope, Webbs

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Crops Grown:	5957
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Farms Harvested:	899

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin in your minecraft world, building some epic stuff, and suddenly you look up and see the webb telescope zooming by, like, whoa dude, that’s crazy! and then you find out that this server is, like, the biggest study of the universe expansion ever, like, mind blown, right?

and get this, the findings confirm a challenge to cosmic theory, like, what even is cosmic theory anyway? who cares, it’s just a cool reason to join this server and be a part of something huge, literally!

plus, they say the findings offer a crucial cross-check for previous hubble space telescope measurements, like, hubble who? we got the webb telescope up in here, doing big things in the minecraft universe.

so come join us on this epic server, where you can build, explore, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the webb telescope doing its thing. it’s gonna be out of this world, literally!

Bucketry Minecraft

Bucketry, Challenges, Classes, Community Events, Creative, Custom Biomes, Economy, Magic, Minecraft, Minigames, Parkour, Pets, pixel art, PvP, Quests, Races, Redstone, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Trading, Vehicles

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft!

Java Server	mc.bucketry.net
Bedrock Server	mc.bucketry.net:19132

At Bucketry, you can truly play your way—whether that’s as a warrior, builder, farmer, or explorer. This is Minecraft with a purpose.

Why Play at Bucketry?

Quests That Matter
Gear Built Your Way
Master Your Path
Build Your Kingdom
Treasure Hunts & Hidden Rewards
Player-Driven Economy
A Community You’ll Want to Join
Quests with a Story
Streamlined for Fun

Start Your Journey Today

Build, explore, and challenge yourself alongside others who love Minecraft as much as you do. Ready to jump in?

Ghostly Welcome Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, ghost, Ghostly, haunted house, japanese manga, Land, Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, manga hiatus, manga lovers, manga publication, manga question, manga series, manga updates, Mystery, ongoing series, publication, Supernatural, Suspense, update, Wakeari Ghost Mansion, Welcome to Ghost Mansion

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Chimeras Created:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Yo, bro, forget about that manga, come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a haunted mansion! We got updates every day, unlike that manga you’re waiting for.

Join us for some spooky fun and build your own ghostly mansion with your homies. Who needs manga when you can live it in Minecraft?

Don’t be a ghost, join our server and haunt your friends with epic builds and crazy adventures. Let’s make some memories that will never be forgotten, unlike that manga that’s MIA.

So what are you waiting for? Leave that manga behind and join us for some ghostly shenanigans on the best Minecraft server out there. It’s time to get spooktacular!

PixelPeek Minecraft Server

age difference, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Girlfriend, instagram, Message, Minecraft, mirror photo, mistake, misunderstanding, PixelPeek, privacy, relationship, Respect, risque pic, Server, sexting, sexy photo, underwear, unsolicited pic

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas storm through your village, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even participate in a synchronized swimming competition with the creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just remember to ask permission before sending any mirror selfies in your underwear, trust us on this one!

AuntieNoCoverUpMC

AITAH, AuntieNoCoverUpMC, brothers, cover up, dad, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, family visit, inappropriate attire, Inappropriate Behavior, mature out, oversized shirts, permanent resident, slight argument, STARING, teenage phase, telling my aunt, UNCOMFORTABLE, underwear

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Magic Items Found:	7089	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can wear oversized shirts and underwear without judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to express yourself freely, even if your aunt disagrees. Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity shine. Plus, we promise no one will stare at you inappropriately, unless you count the creepers in the game! So come on over and build your dream world with us, where pants are optional and fun is mandatory.