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Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 487 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 12 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 1809 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
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