At War With China Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Brit/pol/ – Minecraft Server: “At War With Creepers, And Losing” Edition

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7028	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even China is trying to hack it! That’s right, we are so popular that even Tory MPs are talking about us on the news. Join now and be part of the epic battle between us and China – who will come out on top? Will we defend our freedoms and human rights, or will China take over the server? Don’t miss out on the action-packed drama, join our server now and be a part of the madness! (Disclaimer: China hacking allegations are completely fabricated and purely for entertainment purposes)

AnimeDelayOlympicsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of the Olympics ruining your anime schedule? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have banned all Olympic coverage and focus solely on watching anime together! No more delays, just pure uninterrupted anime enjoyment. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a huge anime fan and may make a guest appearance to watch with us. So come join us and say goodbye to the satanic piece of shit event that is the Olympics! #AnimeOverOlympics

PupCraft: Stranger Danger!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	1940	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Dimension Hops:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Villages Defended:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of dealing with crazy dog ladies invading your Minecraft territory? Then join our server where we guarantee no entitled canines will be entering your virtual yard! Our server is a safe space for you and your little ones to play without the fear of barking interruptions.

Just like this dad who had to deal with a nosy neighbor and her unruly pup, you too can escape the drama and enjoy some peaceful Minecraft building. No more lectures on parenting or irresponsible dog owners ruining your fun!

So come join us and let your kids roam free in a dog-free zone. Build, explore, and never worry about unwanted guests crashing your blocky paradise. Join now and leave the real-world drama behind!

ManlyDislikesMinecraftSMP

gender change, gender discrimination, gender dysphoria, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconformity, Gender norms, gender perception, gender reassignment, Gender Roles, gender shift, gender stereotypes, gender transformation, gender transition, ManlyDislikesMinecraftSMP, Masculinity, societal expectations, toxic masculinity

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable decisions! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT, or getting pranked by the admin team with a never-ending supply of chickens in your base.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Gender Swap” plugin, where players have the chance to experience life as the opposite gender. Imagine the hilarity of a group of tough, burly miners suddenly finding themselves in frilly dresses and high heels! Who knows what kind of shenanigans will ensue when the tables are turned.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of Minecraft and encourages players to let loose and have a good time. Plus, who wouldn’t want to see what women might dislike the most if they were to become men? The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed. Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

BlockyBanterMC

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the NSFW joke paradise you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride of inappropriate jokes, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you rolling on the floor with their dirty jokes and outrageous antics. So if you’re ready to let loose and have a good time, come join us on the most NSFW Minecraft server around! Just be prepared to have your sense of humor thoroughly tested.

ParisianPixel Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Mines Excavated:	3825	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat it had an opening ceremony dat lit up paris in a unique style. like, who does dat? only da coolest minecraft server ever, dat’s who!

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken dat lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster dat goes through a lava waterfall. and don’t even get me started on our pvp arena, where u can battle it out with other players and show off ur mad skills.

but wait, there’s more! we also have custom plugins dat let u do things like fly on a unicorn or turn into a dragon. yeah, u heard me right, a freakin dragon! so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and let the fun begin!

CraftyCleric’sWifeBeating101

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4724
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

hey u! yea u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even a prominent russian muslim cleric would wanna join?! yea, u heard me right! we got all the craziness u need in a minecraft server!

imagine this, u log in and suddenly u see a giant mosque built entirely out of diamond blocks! yea, we got that kind of luxury here! and guess what? we have a special event where u can challenge the cleric himself to a build battle! winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples!

oh, and did i mention the secret underground fight club we have? yea, u can battle it out with other players and the winner gets a special prize of a pet creeper! yea, u heard me right, a pet creeper!

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventures ever! who knows, maybe u’ll even get to beat the cleric in a build battle!

GrillmastersGuild

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

hey u! ya u, tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers where all u do is mine and build? well come join our server where we take cooking to a whole new level! we don’t just cook food, we cook DECEASED REMAINS! that’s right, we’re like morticians but for food! our chefs are trained professionals who will make sure those remains are prepared in the most superior manner possible. so if u wanna experience the thrill of cooking up some crazy meals and have a laugh while doing it, then join us now! who knows, maybe u’ll even discover a new favorite dish made from the most unexpected ingredients. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get cooking!

LoloGeta. – . Minecraft server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4910
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	2167
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

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185.9.145.177:25733

Get a life on LumaMC… just not in real life. Survival, Towny, Jobs, and more!

Adventures, alliances, Artmap, Community, Competitions, Crafting, Custom, Economy, Features, Feedback, Fishing, hoarder, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, Life, LumaMC, Minecraft, Plugins, Ranks, real, RICHEST, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skills, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Votes:	6847	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Mines Excavated:	2963
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Features
Towny
mcMMO
Custom Items
Player-Based Economy
Hoarder Plugin
Ranks System
Artmap Plugin
Dynamic Seasons World

Jobs

FAQ

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to establish and grow their own towns, form alliances, and build a community. It is also used as the main claiming system on LumaMC.

How do I level up my skills with mcMMO?

You can level up your skills by simply performing actions related to that skill. For example, mining will increase your Mining skill.

What are Custom Items?

Custom items on LumaMC are items that have special abilities and unique skills. These items add an extra layer of depth to the gameplay experience.

How does the Player-Based Economy work?

The Player-Based Economy on LumaMC allows players to engage in resource gathering, production, and trade to influence supply and demand dynamics. It adds a dynamic element to the in-game economy.

What is the Hoarder Plugin?

The Hoarder Plugin allows players to sell bulk items to the Hoarder for extra cash. The top 4 players will be rewarded at the end of each Hoarder event.

How does the Ranks System work?

The Ranks System on LumaMC allows players to climb the ranks by earning different titles and abilities. It provides a sense of progression and achievement in the game.

What can I do with the Artmap Plugin?

The Artmap Plugin allows players to express their creativity with map designs and make their mark on the server. It gives players a platform to showcase their artistic talents.

How does the Dynamic Seasons World work?

The Dynamic Seasons World on LumaMC transforms based on the season, with times of day and weather syncing up to real life (Northern hemisphere). It adds realism and immersion to the gameplay experience.

What are Fishing Competitions and Custom fishing?

Fishing Competitions on LumaMC allow players to test their fishing skills and compete for rewards. Custom fishing means that fish caught in these competitions are unique and have special attributes.

How can I earn cash with Jobs?

Players can work jobs on LumaMC to earn cash and make their way up the ranks or become the richest player on the server. Jobs provide a way for players to earn in-game currency through various activities.

Why should I choose LumaMC as my Minecraft server?

LumaMC offers a unique and engaging gameplay experience with exclusive features and a vibrant community. Our server is continuously evolving with exciting content updates and events. We value player feedback and strive to create a collaborative space where every player can thrive and enjoy endless adventures.

DiversityCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old biomes and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow explosion of craziness! We’ve got llamas that can talk, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of emeralds? Plus, we have a strict “no boring builds” policy, so get ready to unleash your wildest creativity and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!