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At This Point, I Rather Have This Guys In Today’s Game Than Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4082
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Potions Brewed:	137	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of playing with the same old boring players on your Minecraft server? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and a touch of chaos? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the players are so unpredictable that even the creepers are scared to come out at night. We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks, players who challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off, and players who communicate solely through interpretive dance.

Our server is so legendary that even Notch himself said, “at this point, I rather have these guys in today’s game than current players.” So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Blocky Woke Broke – A Minecraft Server where Social Justice meets Creepers! 💥🤣

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Animals Bred:	170
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up like a polar bear in a snow globe!

Join our server and say goodbye to the same old, same old. We’ve got more excitement than a llama on a trampoline and more fun than a pig in a mud bath. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of TNT.

Forget about “go woke, go broke” because on our server, we’re so woke that we broke the mold of boring gameplay. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Me Before a Greek Starts Speaking Minecraft Server

Communication, Cultural differences, foreign language, Greek, greek culture, language barrier, language comprehension, language difficulties, language exchange, language fluency, language interpretation, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, language study, language translation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, preconceptions, Server, speaking, starts.., Stereotypes

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Enchantments Applied:	162
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1231
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a potato when a Greek player starts speaking in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is here to turn you into a Greek god! Join us and you’ll be speaking fluent Greek in no time, impressing all your friends with your newfound linguistic skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Minecraft chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathery revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

The Minecraft SMP Chronicles: Basically My Life Story

autobiography, BASICALLY, Challenges, Chronicles, experiences, Future, growth, Identity, introspection, lessons learned, Life, Memories, Minecraft, narrative, past, personal journey, PRESENT, Reflection, Self Discovery, Self-expression, smp, Story, transformation, Triumphs

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	556
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Animals Bred:	164	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, come join our wacky SMP where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon riding a unicycle while juggling TNT blocks.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest adventures of your virtual life!

ExpatExodusCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest survival challenges ever! Just like this guy’s ex-girlfriend, you’ll face tough decisions and unexpected twists at every turn.

Imagine trying to survive in a world where your girlfriend (or ex-girlfriend) keeps asking to move in with you, but you know it’s too soon for that kind of commitment. Will you cave and let her in, or stand your ground and watch her fly back to her country? The drama, the suspense, the sheer madness of it all!

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also encounter mysterious lands, treacherous monsters, and maybe even a few creepers who just can’t take a hint. And just like this guy’s ex, you’ll have to navigate through financial hardships and tough decisions to come out on top.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of Minecraft survival while dealing with ex-girlfriend drama and heart-wrenching decisions? It’s a rollercoaster ride of emotions and adventure, and it’s waiting for you to join in on the fun. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

MineFemFlickFave

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1823
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie starring your favorite female movie characters! Join us and team up with badass ladies like Wonder Woman, Black Widow, and even Elsa from Frozen as you embark on epic quests and battle against evil mobs. Who needs a pickaxe when you have superpowers at your disposal? So come on, join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss in the most action-packed Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

KhashashKiller’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7099
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mines Excavated:	1065	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8405	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202

come join our epic minecraft server where we eliminate terrorists like ahmad khashash in khan yunis! join us for some wild pvp battles and crazy adventures in our humanitarian zone! who knew fighting terrorists could be so fun in minecraft?! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in our virtual world!

RuskiDroneGoneEstonia

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Crops Grown:	4997

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit u will be blown away? well, let me tell u sum crazy sht dat happens on dis server. one time, a global hawk drone wuz flyin ova estonian airspace n russia wuz all liek “nah fam, dis is our airspace now” n dey interfered with da drone. but guess wat? on dis server, u can be da one interferin with drones n sht. u can be da ultimate troll n mess with all da surveillance n stuff. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now n be part of da madness. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Crafty Gun Fun Land

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	182	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE GUNS THAN SWITZERLAND AND THE U.S. COMBINED! LIKE, WHOA, YOU CAN BLAST CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES INTO OBLIVION WITH OUR INSANE ARSENAL!

WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON ST. PATRICK’S DAY!

PLUS, OUR PLAYERS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS JEALOUS! JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY ADVENTURES, AND MORE LOLZ THAN A CAT VIDEO MARATHON!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS! #BLOWINGUPCREEPERS #DIAMONDSFORDAYS #MINECRAFTLITAF 🔥💎🤪

GodHelm Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Faction Creative PvP Minigames RPG Skyblock Economy Towny Roleplay Prison Pixelmon Skywars Vanilla Bedwars Hunger Games Parkour KitPvP Skygrid Anarchy

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Crops Grown:	9205
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Enchantments Applied:	162
Potions Brewed:	89	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

GodHelm is a server where gods and monsters coexist. Create your adventure, form alliances and face epic challenges with friends.

Our server supports from version 1.8 to 1.20.4 We currently have the modality of: SURVIVAL CUSTOM

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EienCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the craziness never stops! Join us for a wild ride with Gen 1 MuseiaSkye Shinryu, the dorky mecha fan who will show you the ropes of action games and zatsu like you’ve never seen before.

But wait, there’s more! Gen 2 brings you HavenZumi Dokumi, the unhinged tomboy who will take you on a journey through indie and retro games that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about Mirri Saffire, the energetic girl who will have you screaming with delight as she tackles horror games like a pro.

And let’s not overlook Blaise Shinryu, the ironic weeb who will school you in action games and Nier with a twist you won’t see coming. Amora Lumina, the silly noblewoman, will have you speedrunning like a champ while showing off her drawing skills that will leave you in awe.

Last but not least, Nanimo Navi, the comfy girl who will introduce you to League, Animal Crossing, and Halo in a way that will make you never want to leave. Join us now for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two).

Guyver Volume 22 Storytime Minecraft SMP

271094385, action, Adventure, alien technology, Anime, Aptom, battle, bio-boosted armor, Chronos Corporation, guyver, Hyper-Zoanoids, Lost Numbers, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Previous thread, Sci Fi, Sho Fukamachi, smp, storytime, transformation, Volume, volume 22, Zoanoids

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3047
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Emeralds Found:	8949
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Buildings Constructed:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started throwing parties in the caves.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon likes to breakdance with the Wither boss. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of emeralds.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this insane Minecraft world.