Crafty Losers: Where Winners Go to Cry

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	248	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Are you tired of being just average in Minecraft? Do you want to prove that you’re not like those normies and losers out there? Well, look no further than our server!

Join us and show off your skills to all those below average players. You’ll be the envy of everyone as you build the most epic structures, defeat the toughest mobs, and collect the rarest resources.

Don’t be like the losers who can’t handle the heat – join our server and show them who’s boss! Plus, you’ll never have to worry about being called “autistic” again because on our server, everyone is a winner (except for those normies, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness!

MotherLover Minecraft SMP

desire, dream, explicit, explicit fantasy, Fake, family, FANTASY, Forbidden, Incest, Lust, Minecraft, Mother, Motherlover, Naughty, Roleplay, scandalous, seduction, sexual fantasy, Sin, smp, taboo, temptation, weekend

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly trained monkeys who have been playing Minecraft since they were in diapers. They may not be the best at PvP, but they sure know how to throw a good party in the Nether.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Fake-making Mama. She’s been making the most realistic fake blocks you’ve ever seen since before you were even born. Want to prank your friends with a fake diamond ore? She’s got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you in the world of blocks and madness!

CraftyCounselorMomma

aita, anger, Apology, class work, cookie cutter apology, coordination, CraftyCounselorMomma, devastated, germs, Leukemia, medical condition, personal problems, Physical, Private, Remission, routine blood tests, school counselor, Teacher, Telling, Treatment, vice principal

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9497
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further! Our server is so discreet, even your nosy school counselor won’t find out about your personal problems!

Join us for a leukemia-free gaming experience where the only thing contagious is the laughter and fun! Our server is so exclusive, even the germs won’t be able to find you here.

With a community that respects your boundaries and keeps your secrets safe, you can game in peace without worrying about unwanted disclosures. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – unless you want to share them, of course!

JobQuittersMC SMP

JobQuittersMC, smp

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of working a boring 9 to 5 job? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is mining for diamonds and building epic structures.

We’ve had players quit their jobs on the first day because they couldn’t tear themselves away from our server. One player even claimed they found a secret diamond mine in the virtual world and decided to dedicate their life to mining it all day, every day.

So if you’re ready to ditch the real world for a virtual paradise, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who needs a job when you can be a virtual millionaire?

PandemicCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of staring at the same four walls during the pandemic? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Our server is so addictive, it’s been known to cure boredom, insomnia, and even the common cold. Rumor has it that one player built an entire castle made out of diamonds just because they could.

So if you’re looking for a new hobby that will keep you entertained for hours on end, join our server and start crafting your way to greatness. Who knows, you might even discover the cure for world hunger while you’re at it.

SabotageCraft Minecraft Server

Alerts, counterintelligence, Criminal activities, criminal networks, Criminals., Espionage, espionage activities, foreign interference, government alerts, Intelligence Operations, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, national security, norway, political sabotage, recruiting, Russian intelligence, sabotage, SabotageCraft, security measures, Server, threat

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	3913	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! You gotta join this server, cuz let me tell you, it’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We got Russian Intelligence trying to recruit criminals for sabotage, like what the actual block?! But don’t worry, we got Steve and his army of diamond armor-wearing chickens ready to protect our pixelated land. So come on down and join the fun, or else you might end up getting blown up by a TNT-wielding sheep. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

PalianytsiaCraft

arms race, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, defense system, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, long-range weapon, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strategy, missile technology, Palianytsia, PalianytsiaCraft, political tension, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! This server is like the Ukraine of Minecraft servers, ready to unleash the epic ‘Palianytsia’ weapon on all our enemies (aka griefers and noobs).

Join us if you want to be part of a war with Russia (in-game, of course) and witness the power of this insane weapon that can shoot TNT blocks from one end of the map to the other.

We’ve got crazy PvP battles, epic build competitions, and even a secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world with us! Join now or forever be stuck mining dirt in some boring server. Let’s do this, gamers! 🚀💣🔥

Aberrant: Where the mods are so wild, even the whitelist plays pretend.

Aberrant, Beta, Campanion, Contests, Croptopia, Discord link, emotes, everglow smp, Giveaways, Gunpowder Currency, hypixel, Invasion Of Chorus, Lands, Mods, Origins, outcast, pixelmon realms, PLAYS, PRETEND, Roleplay, Server Art, SETTLEMENT, Sirius-Arc galaxy, Talbot’s Return, TOWN, Whitelist, Wiki, Wild

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Aberrant SMP

Overview

Aberrant is a planet located in the Sirius-Arc galaxy. With a radius of 3,270 Kilometers, it is large enough to hold lifeforms and keep a (mostly) stable surface and ecosystem. Aberrant has drinkable water, breathable air, and mostly tolerable temperatures. It is home to hundreds of lifeforms, from lesser creatures such as livestock and undead to more advanced lifeforms, created through rapidly induced evolutionary steps. The Aberrant SMP is a Season One, up-and-coming roleplay and lore-focused Origins server with a lovely community and incredibly fun gameplay.

Features

A curated modlist featuring The Origins mod, Croptopia, Gunpowder Currency, Campanion, and more
Monthly Giveaways and Contests
Themed monthly updates with player-decided votes for new origins
Server-wide story events
Cosmetic donator ranks
Roster of 29+ origins with new ones added monthly
Open wiki full of characters and world lore
Custom Emotes and Server Art

Join Us

If you’re interested in joining our community and making your mark in a brand new, growing world, we’d love to see you in our Discord to get whitelisted. Best of luck in the Aberrant!

Discord Link Here

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you need to join our Discord and get whitelisted. Visit the Discord link provided above.
Are there monthly events?	Yes, we have themed monthly updates and server-wide story events for all players to enjoy.
What mods are included in the modlist?	Our modlist includes The Origins mod, Croptopia, Gunpowder Currency, Campanion, and more vanilla-flavored mods.
Can I contribute to the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Our server has an open wiki full of characters and world lore that is accessible to all server members.
Are there giveaways and contests?	Yes, we have monthly giveaways and contests for all players to participate in and win exciting rewards.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

#covert operations, alphabet boys, Blackmail, cia, collaboration, Conspiracy, distrust, Elite, end goals, Espionage, fbi, government agencies, information gathering, intelligence community, Manipulation, Minecraft, national security, power dynamics, Rivalry, secrecy, Server, Spycraft, Surveillance

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Towns Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	166
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the alphabet boys are not just a government agency, but a group of elite players who run the show! Join us if you want to uncover their secrets, work with them, or even take them down!

Are they working together to dominate the server, or do they secretly hate each other and are plotting against one another? What are their end goals – to control all the diamonds, or to build the biggest castle in the land?

And don’t forget about the elite players who are in cahoots with the alphabet boys – are they allies or enemies? Maybe they’re all just using each other to climb to the top of the leaderboard!

Join our server and dive into a world of intrigue, betrayal, and epic Minecraft battles. Who knows, you might even uncover some dirt on the higher-ups and cause a power upheaval that will go down in Minecraft history! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: SteinsCraft – Time Traveling to 2010 Japan

Akihabara, Alternate timelines, Anime, Character development, Daru Hashida, dystopian future, emotional depth, Japan, Japanese culture, Kurisu Makise, Mayuri Shiina, mind-bending plot, Minecraft, Okabe Rintarou, Otaku, realistic portrayal, science fiction, smp, steins gate, SteinsCraft, Suzuha Amane, Time, time machine, time travel, Traveling, visual novel

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have recreated the world of Steins Gate in all its wacky glory! Join us for a chance to time travel, send messages to the past, and maybe even accidentally create a dystopian future (oops).

Our server is filled with realistic characters who are just as quirky and lovable as the ones in the show. From mad scientists to conspiracy theorists, you never know who you’ll run into next.

But be warned, the stakes are high in this SMP. One wrong move and you could alter the course of history forever. So come on, join us for a wild ride through 2010 Japanese culture and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of Steins Gate!

MineCelebMatch

A-listers, celebrity crush, celebrity fantasy, Celebrity Gossip, dating celebrities, dream date, dreamboat, dreamy celebs, famous people, Fantasy Romance, heartthrobs, hollywood romance, Hollywood stars, ideal partner, MineCelebMatch, movie stars, music icons, pop culture, red carpet, silver screen, star-studded

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft server and find your perfect celebrity date! Imagine building a cozy little house with Ryan Reynolds or going on a thrilling adventure with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft? Join now and see which celebrity will be crafting with you next!

New Minecraft Servers 2025

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