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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 1560 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 102 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.