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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 3686 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 444 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being watched by your fellow players. Who needs privacy when you can have constant surveillance, am I right? Plus, we have a special feature where if you try to sneak off and do something sneaky, a giant eyeball will appear in the sky and shame you for all to see.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense meetings to discuss everyone’s online behavior. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room where all the banned players are forced to mine diamonds for eternity.
So come join us on this wild ride of paranoia and surveillance! Who needs freedom when you can have constant supervision? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or else).