so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the green chief is all like, “yo, conservatives, don’t be making deals with the far right, man!” like, can you even imagine the drama? it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft! join our server for all the political intrigue and backstabbing you could ever want. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the rare diamonds and emeralds. come join us for a wild ride, dude!
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GreenGoblin Minecraft Server
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CraftyBlockz: No Ban on Fun!
so, like, u kno how trump is all like “no refugees allowed” well this server is like the opposite of that, we welcome all refugees from trump’s crazy policies. we got afghans who were stranded cuz of the US withdrawal, like come on in and build a new life in minecraft! we got virtual homes and virtual food for u to survive and thrive. join us and escape the madness of the real world, where u can be whoever u want to be, even a blocky refugee with a pickaxe. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time.
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DefectCraft: No Desire to Seoul
so, liek, u know that server where u can mine and build stuff and stuff? well, dis server is like, the bomb dot com, u gotta join cuz we got North Korean soldiers captured in Ukraine who are like, totally not wanting to defect, but they’re still here anyways, so like, u can hang out with them and stuff. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, it’s like, totally legit. so come join us and have a blast, yo!
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Sk8rBoiPutinNoMore
so, like, u know that speed skater who like, ran away from russia and was all like, nah man, i ain’t down with that invasion of ukraine stuff? well, guess what, now he’s like, skating for poland and stuff. like, talk about a plot twist, amirite? anyway, if u wanna be part of a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this dude’s life story, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. plus, rumor has it that the speed skater dude himself might make a guest appearance, so u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? come join us and let’s make some memories that are even more insane than this whole speed skater saga.
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WarCrimeCraft Server
come join our minecraft server where even israeli soldiers are running away from their problems. we got so much chaos and drama, you’ll forget about your own war crimes. build your own fortress and escape reality like this soldier escaped brazil. who knows what kind of trouble you’ll get into on our server. join now for a wild ride that will make you question everything.
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RejectHubCraft
so like, u ever been playin minecraft and u just wanna build ur castle in peace but then some random player comes and starts messin with ur stuff? well, on this server, we have a special feature called “return hubs” where we can send those annoying players back to where they came from! von der Leyen would be proud of us, y’all.join our server for the most epic adventures and crazy stories you’ll ever experience. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back in one go! it was so wild, we couldn’t stop laughing for days.
plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help out new players. we once had a player who couldn’t figure out how to make a bed, so the whole server came together to build one for them. it was like a heartwarming minecraft sitcom, i swear.
so come join us on this server where anything is possible and the fun never stops. von der Leyen would totally approve, trust me.
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TalibanTakedownCraft
Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!
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SovietCraft: Escape the West!
come join our epic minecraft server where we make escaping from ‘destructive’ western values as easy as eating a potato! in mother russia, we do not make you fill out boring paperwork or wait in long lines, we just hand you a pickaxe and send you on your way to build a new life in our pixelated paradise.on our server, you can escape the capitalist pigs and embrace the true communist spirit by working together with your comrades to build glorious monuments and structures. forget about the western materialism, on our server, diamonds are shared equally among all players and everyone gets a fair chance to thrive.
join us now and experience the true freedom of mother russia, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re living in a communist utopia?) come build, survive, and overthrow the bourgeoisie with us! da, comrade, da!
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VenezuelaCraft Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we hide top secret politicians like gonzalez from venezuela in the netherlands! u can build ur own secret hideout and protect it from evil dictators and spies! plus, gonzalez might even give u some tips on how to survive in the wild! join now for the most thrilling adventure of ur life!
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CraftyVenezuelanOppositionLeader
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE VENEZUELA BUT WITHOUT THE OPPOSITION LEADER LEAVING FOR SPAIN HAHAHAHA. WE GOT DIAMONDS AS BIG AS THE EIFFEL TOWER AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. COME BUILD YOUR CASTLE ON A FLOATING ISLAND MADE OF COTTON CANDY AND FLY ON A PIG WITH WINGS MADE OF RAINBOWS. YOU’LL LAUGH SO HARD YOU’LL FORGET ABOUT POLITICS AND JUST HAVE A BLAST WITH US. JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ZOMBIES START A DANCE PARTY WITHOUT YOU!