Asylum Minecraft Servers

Asylum

  • The Shifted Refuge 1.20.5

    The Shifted Refuge 1.20.5

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    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – the MSM is like totally changing their words from migrant to refugee. And you know why? It’s all because baby Jesus was called a refugee when his fam had to peace out to Egypt to escape King Herod’s wrath. So, like, they want you to feel all suicidal and empathetic towards José Antonio Ibarra, like he’s the second coming of baby Jesus or something. It’s like some next level DARVO mind games, man. So, like, join the server and let’s all be refugees together or something, I dunno, just do it!

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Ban on Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Ban on Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u kno how trump is all like “no refugees allowed” well this server is like the opposite of that, we welcome all refugees from trump’s crazy policies. we got afghans who were stranded cuz of the US withdrawal, like come on in and build a new life in minecraft! we got virtual homes and virtual food for u to survive and thrive. join us and escape the madness of the real world, where u can be whoever u want to be, even a blocky refugee with a pickaxe. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time.

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  • DefectCraft: No Desire to Seoul

    DefectCraft: No Desire to Seoul

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    so, liek, u know that server where u can mine and build stuff and stuff? well, dis server is like, the bomb dot com, u gotta join cuz we got North Korean soldiers captured in Ukraine who are like, totally not wanting to defect, but they’re still here anyways, so like, u can hang out with them and stuff. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, it’s like, totally legit. so come join us and have a blast, yo!

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  • Sk8rBoiPutinNoMore

    Sk8rBoiPutinNoMore

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    so, like, u know that speed skater who like, ran away from russia and was all like, nah man, i ain’t down with that invasion of ukraine stuff? well, guess what, now he’s like, skating for poland and stuff. like, talk about a plot twist, amirite? anyway, if u wanna be part of a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this dude’s life story, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the best loot. plus, rumor has it that the speed skater dude himself might make a guest appearance, so u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? come join us and let’s make some memories that are even more insane than this whole speed skater saga.

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  • WarCrimeCraft Server

    WarCrimeCraft Server

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    come join our minecraft server where even israeli soldiers are running away from their problems. we got so much chaos and drama, you’ll forget about your own war crimes. build your own fortress and escape reality like this soldier escaped brazil. who knows what kind of trouble you’ll get into on our server. join now for a wild ride that will make you question everything.

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  • Fedora LMAO Minecraft SMP Taleb Anti-Islam

    Fedora LMAO Minecraft SMP Taleb Anti-Islam

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wild and crazy players out there!

    Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a player who once built a giant potato that shot fireworks out of its eyes – true story!

    And if you’re worried about drama, don’t be! Our community is so chill that even Germany gave one of our players asylum. And get this, he was pro-Israel and idolized Jews! Talk about a plot twist!

    So come join us on our wacky adventure and see what kind of madness you can get up to. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

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  • Haunted Asylum Minecraft Server

    Haunted Asylum Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like a haunted former mental hospital – full of surprises, mysteries, and maybe even a few ghosts!

    Join us if you dare, and embark on a journey through twisted corridors and eerie hallways. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what spooky specters you’ll encounter along the way.

    But don’t worry, we have a team of ghost hunters on standby to help guide you through the madness. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

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  • RejectHubCraft

    RejectHubCraft

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    so like, u ever been playin minecraft and u just wanna build ur castle in peace but then some random player comes and starts messin with ur stuff? well, on this server, we have a special feature called “return hubs” where we can send those annoying players back to where they came from! von der Leyen would be proud of us, y’all.

    join our server for the most epic adventures and crazy stories you’ll ever experience. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back in one go! it was so wild, we couldn’t stop laughing for days.

    plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help out new players. we once had a player who couldn’t figure out how to make a bed, so the whole server came together to build one for them. it was like a heartwarming minecraft sitcom, i swear.

    so come join us on this server where anything is possible and the fun never stops. von der Leyen would totally approve, trust me.

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  • TalibanTakedownCraft

    TalibanTakedownCraft

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    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

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  • Lunatic Minecraft SMP

    Lunatic Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where insanity meets experimentation in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a patient in a wacky 60s-80s insane asylum run by a head guy who thinks he’s a mad scientist.

    Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds, when suddenly you’re whisked away to a world where patients have demon worlds in their heads. It’s like Lovecraft meets Minecraft, with a touch of Silence of the Lambs and Girl, Interrupted thrown in for good measure.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build your own padded cell, participate in crazy experiments, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the asylum? Plus, the head guy is always looking for new test subjects, so you’ll never be bored!

    Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

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