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CraftyRefugees
so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where the government of Hungary is, like, so obsessed with minecraft that they start making Ukrainian refugees homeless just so they can join their server. like, they’re all like “sorry, gotta kick you out of your homes, we need more players in our minecraft world.” it’s, like, so messed up but also, like, so hilarious. come join us on this wild server where anything goes, even if it means kicking people out of their homes for some blocky fun. it’s gonna be a riot, trust me. -
HungaryCraft: No Refugees Allowed!
come join this cray cray minecraft server where we make hungary look like a walk in the park! we got so many ukrainian refugees running around, you’ll feel like you’re in a real life war zone! build your base, but watch out for those pesky refugees trying to steal your diamonds! it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’re not actually in hungary dealing with this mess, amirite? join now for a chaotic and unpredictable gaming experience! -
VenezuelaEscapeCraft
so, like, u kno wat wud be way better than leaving ur country? joining our EPIC minecraft server, duh! like, we got so many cool things u can do, u won’t even miss venezuela. we got pigs that can fly, like, for realz. and our diamonds are made out of pure unicorn tears. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hang out with aliens. trust me, u won’t regret joining our server. venezuela who? come join us now! -
BritishRefugeeCraft SMP
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest spot for British refugees! That’s right, we’ve got tea-drinking, crumpet-eating players flocking to our server in search of a new home.But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it that the Queen herself buried her royal treasures there before fleeing to our server.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden disco party cave where players can dance the night away to funky tunes and show off their best dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!
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InsaneAsylumCraft
come join our server, where the only requirement is that you have a history of escaping from insane asylums! we need your crazy energy to make our world even more chaotic and fun!imagine a world where the creepers are actually your therapists, helping you work through your issues by blowing up everything in sight.
our server is like a virtual therapy session, except instead of talking about your feelings, you can just build a giant statue of a chicken to express yourself.
we have a special “crazy craft” mode where every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one minute you’re a chicken, the next you’re a cow, and then suddenly you’re a llama with a mustache.
join us for a wild ride through the twisted minds of our players, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace your inner lunatic.
so come on down and join the madness, because let’s face it, normal is boring.
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AsylumCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where the only rioting you’ll see is when the creepers blow up your house! we promise no asylum seekers will be harmed in the making of this server, just lots of fun and chaos! build your dream world and watch it get destroyed by your friends, just like in real life! join now for a riotous good time! -
TalibanCraft: No Criminal Migrants
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got germany talking with the taliban to send back criminal migrants. like, can you even believe that? it’s like a crazy soap opera up in here.if you wanna be part of the drama and chaos, then this server is the place for you. we got crazy shenanigans happening every day, like pigs flying and chickens doing the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my friend.
plus, we have the best community ever. like, seriously, everyone is so nice and supportive. we’re like a big dysfunctional family, but in a good way.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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Cubecraft Exodus: 1M Gone in 2 Years!
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. we got so much cool stuff happening, you won’t even believe it. like, we got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and the best part is, you can trade with them for super rare items that will blow your mind.oh, and did i mention we have a giant volcano that erupts every hour on the hour? it’s like a fireworks show, but with lava. so epic, dude.
plus, we have this crazy quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. rumor has it, whoever wields it becomes invincible and can ride a flying pig into battle. sounds legit, right?
so come join us on this wild ride of a server. you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of having too much fun. in that case, maybe stay away.
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BlockBuster84: Stopping Illegal Mobs!
come join our epic minecraft server where we stop illegal migration ‘at source’ with £84m from keir starmer himself! build a wall around your base to keep out those pesky illegal migrants, or better yet, build a moat filled with lava!our server is so safe, even keir starmer himself would feel secure here. come join us and be a part of the most secure minecraft server in the world. who needs border control when you have a minecraft server like ours?
so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and help keir starmer stop illegal migration once and for all!