haha no need for asylum when you join dis epic minecraft server! we got so many crazy builds and fun minigames, you’ll never wanna leave! plus, we got rid of all the undocumented mobs tryna sneak in, so it’s super safe here. come join us and build the most epic castle ever, or battle it out in our pvp arena where the winners get a lifetime supply of diamond swords! trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server!
PolandCraft Server: No Undocumented Mobs!
CretanCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, picture this: a minecraft server where you can be a migrant from North Africa trying to reach the Greek island of Crete! like, you gotta build a boat and navigate through crazy storms and sea monsters to make it to safety! but watch out for the evil mermaids trying to lure you underwater!once you reach Crete, you can join a faction and fight for control of the island! build epic castles and defend them from rival factions with crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers!
but that’s not all, there’s also a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps! can you navigate through the maze and claim the ultimate prize?
join our server now for the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience ever! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go on this wild adventure together!
HaitianExodus Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, where we deport up to 10,000 players a week for having too many diamonds! we got an ‘excess’ of players and need to send them back to their own virtual country. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure they have a nice trip back with a parachute made of obsidian. join us for the craziest deportation party you’ve ever seen!CraftyWelcomeCulture
so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.CraftyMigrantPayouts
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! ARE YOU SICK OF BUILDING IN THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, COME JOIN OUR CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE PAY MIGRANTS $34,000 TO GO HOME! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE SWEDEN, BABY, AND WE’RE THROWING CASH AT PEOPLE TO LEAVE!BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOU WANT, EVEN A GIANT STATUE OF A MOOSE RIDING A UNICORN! WE DON’T CARE, AS LONG AS YOU’RE HAVING FUN!
ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND POOP RAINBOWS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN COLLECT RAINBOW POOP AND USE IT AS BUILDING MATERIAL!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN!
SwedeCraft Minecraft Server
OMG u guys, dis server is so lit, u won’t believe it! We got creepers dat explode confetti, villagers dat dance like crazy, and pigs dat fly with wings made of bacon! Plus, we got a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds hidden in a giant toilet bowl! And get dis, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat does the Macarena on command! So come join da fun, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo shizzle!CraftyRefugeesLOL
come join our minecraft server where ukrainian refugees in hungary can find a safe haven from the crazy government decisions!! build ur own house, make new friends, and escape the chaos of the real world by diving into the blocky paradise of our server. who needs a government when u have minecraft, amirite?? join now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!BrusselsBustStopEU
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the power to stop hungary from bussing migrants to brussels. we have magical powers and crazy mods that will make your head spin. build your own refugee camp or go on a quest to save the migrants from the evil hungarian bus drivers. the EU commission is on our side and will do whatever it takes to make sure you have a good time on our server. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in this wacky world of minecraft madness!BorderPatrolCraft Server
so like, this server is like the ultimate minecraft experience, ya know? like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the macarena. it’s like a party in your computer screen, man.and get this, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the lava pits and zombie dance parties, they’ll getcha every time.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a nether portal? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a roller coaster through hell and back. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.
so come join us on this epic minecraft adventure. we promise you won’t regret it. unless you get eaten by a giant spider, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?
Maduro’s Misfit Mansion
come join our epic minecraft server where the drama is as wild as venezuela revoking brazil’s custody of a diplomatic mission! imagine the chaos of 6 maduro opponents living in a minecraft world, fighting for control and power. will you join their side or create your own path to dominance? with crazy events like this happening, you never know what will go down next on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane adventures!