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GuantanamoCraft SMP
OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎 -
GuantanamoCraft: Trump’s Detention Edition
migrant detention, asylum seekers, Guantanamo Bay detention center, political controversy, Trump administrationcome join our minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha slide. our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the eiffel tower using only dirt blocks.if you join our server, you’ll get a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a diamond sword that shoots lasers. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions where you can battle dragons and unicorns.
our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending block party. we have weekly building competitions where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep.
so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy gameplay you’ve ever seen. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a zombie. zombies aren’t allowed.
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CraftyCitizens: US to China Migration
omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so lit like a firework on the 4th of july but like on steroids u know? like imagine if china was like “hey u can come chill in the US illegally if u want” after trump was all like “gtfo” like what even is that??so like on this server u can build ur own little illegal hideout and like have secret meetings with other players and plan how to take over the world or something idk man it’s wild. plus there’s like a secret underground tunnel that leads to a secret base where u can find all the diamonds and emeralds u want like it’s crazy.
also, there’s this rumor that if u find the hidden panda sanctuary on the server u can ride a panda into battle like a majestic warrior or something. like who wouldn’t want to do that??
so yeah, join this server and live out all ur illegal immigrant dreams or something like that. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
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CraftyMigrantMixUp
Are you tired of dealing with the same old boring immigration debates? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have a whole new perspective on immigration! Instead of focusing on “illegal” immigrants, we’re all about the flaws in the legal immigration process – because who needs rules anyway?Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the crazy world of immigration in Minecraft. Build your own border wall, smuggle in rare resources, and compete in intense immigration challenges. Who needs paperwork when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
So why waste time on real-world politics when you can escape to our wacky Minecraft server and have a blast exploring the absurdities of immigration in a whole new way? Join us today and let the madness begin!
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CraftyColumbianPlane
yo, you ever wanted to ride in a presidential plane? well, guess what, on this server you can! we got Colombia sending their fancy plane all the way to Honduras just to pick up migrants from US flights. why, you ask? because we want you to experience the most luxurious travel on our server, of course! hop on board and let’s fly high in style, baby! join now and live the high life in Minecraft like never before! -
CraftyColumbia Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun that even colombia is turning away military deportation flights from the US just to play with us! we have crazy adventures, insane builds, and the most hilarious community you’ll ever find in a minecraft server. plus, our admins are so cool they once rode a llama into battle against a horde of creepers and won! so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the madness! -
HondurasCraft: Trumped by China
So, like, you know how Honduras is all like “oh no, Trump is gonna deport all our people and stuff”? Well, guess what? If you join our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that nonsense! We have a secret portal that leads straight to China, so if Trump comes knocking, you can just peace out and start a new life in the land of pandas and dumplings. Plus, our server has a pet llama named Larry who can spit on griefers and trolls. So come join us and escape to a world where Trump’s deportation plan is just a distant memory! -
GazaGangRefugees2020
so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz trump is all like, “hey jordan and egypt, take more refugees!” and he’s like, “let’s just clean out gaza, no biggie.” like, what even is happening, right? but on this server, we’re all about peace and love, man. we don’t care where you’re from or what you believe in, as long as you’re down to build some sick castles and mine for diamonds. so come join us, cuz we’re all about spreading positivity and good vibes, even when the real world is going cray cray. peace out, dudes! -
Trump’s Wall Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how trump be all like “no migrants allowed” and stuff? well, these poor peeps got stuck in mexico and now they facing all this crazy hostility. but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t even remember why u were worried about trump in the first place. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together! #minecraftforlife #trumpwho?