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Players: |
91/900 |
Votes: |
1752 |
Rating: |
4.1 / 5 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: |
2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: |
4 |
New Chunks Explored: |
346049 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: |
4 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: |
3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: |
1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: |
0 |
Meteorite Armor Created: |
16 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: |
4 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: |
2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: |
3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: |
1 |
Horror Stories Survived: |
4 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: |
12 |
so, like, imagine this, right? u join this
minecraft server and it’s, like, the craziest thing ever. we got, like, pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. u wanna join because, like, the sheep drop diamonds instead of wool. it’s, like, a total game changer, man.
oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground casino where u can gamble all your diamonds away. but, like, be careful, cuz the creepers are the bouncers and they don’t mess around. but hey, if u win big, u can buy a pet dragon to protect u from all the haters.
and, like, the best part is the community. we’re all a bunch of misfits and weirdos who just wanna have a good time. we have weekly dance parties in the nether and build giant statues of our favorite memes. it’s, like, a total blast, dude.
so, like, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally off the wall and will make u question reality, then this is the place for u. come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime.