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ForbiddenFragrance

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Star Shards Collected:	100
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Votes:	5507

Are you tired of smelling roses and lavender all day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can indulge in the intoxicating scent of freshly baked creeper pies and smelly zombie feet! Join us for a whiff of excitement and adventure like never before! Who knew that forbidden smells could be so enticing in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your nostrils be tantalized like never before!

TreePhoto Minecraft Server

air pollution, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, ecological damage, ecosystem, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, microplastics, Minecraft, nanoplastics, photosynthesis, plant health, plastic particles, Pollution, research, scientific study, Server, Tree, tree health, TreePhoto

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	5591
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where nanoplastics are interfering with tree photosynthesis! why would you want to miss out on all the wacky adventures of trying to save the trees while building your own epic treehouse fortress? plus, who wouldn’t want to see what happens when you mix nanoplastics with creepers? it’s a wild ride of chaos and creativity that you won’t find anywhere else. so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously messed up fun on our server!

PutinCraft: Mongolian Adventure

Adventure, Arrest warrant, diplomatic visit, global politics, government visit, head of state, HUMAN RIGHTS, International Criminal Court, international relations, justice system, Kremlin, legal implications, legal obligations, mongolia, Mongolian, official announcement, political trip, PutinCraft, russian president, summit meeting, Travel itinerary, Vladimir Putin, world leader

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7978
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6435	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz Vladimir Putin is gonna visit Mongolia next week and he’s gonna play with us! He’s gonna bring his pet bear and ride it around spawn, it’s gonna be lit AF! Plus, if u join, u might get a chance to arrest him and hand him over to the International Criminal Court for some extra loot or something. It’s gonna be wild, so join now before Putin steals all our diamonds! #PutinPlaysMinecraft #MinecraftDiplomacy

GutCraft: Poopocalypse!

abdominal pain, Adults, Aging population, bloating, Bowel Movements, constipation, digestive disorders, Digestive health, Elderly, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gut health, gut microbiome, GutCraft, human gut, Microbiome, microbiota, microorganisms, Poopocalypse, research, Seniors, trigger

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Enchantments Applied:	104	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Votes:	6076	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

So, like, yo, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got da cure for constipation, bro! Our virtual world is filled with magical microorganisms that will keep yo gut in check, no more bloating or abdominal pain, y’all! And get this, if you’re over 60, our server will literally make yo bowels move like never before, it’s like a virtual laxative, dude! So come on and join us, where constipation is a thing of the past and poopin’ is a party!

”SmiteCraft Server”

action, battle arena, Combat, competitive, divine powers, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gods, MOBA, multiplayer, Mythology, online gaming, Server, smite, Smite 2, Smite Bros, SmiteCraft, strategy, team-based, video game, Warriors

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Votes:	9150	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will blow your mind – the Smite Bros! These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, except they’re all decked out in diamond armor and ready to kick some creeper butt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who are known for their epic pranks and hilarious antics. You never know what they’ll do next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off the whole time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time and prepare for a wild ride with the Smite Bros, the Blocky Bandits, and a whole lot of crazy adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SassySistersMC SMP – “Why are creepers so explosive?”

CREEPERS, discrimination, double standards, Emotional Abuse, explosive, female aggression, female anger, female competition, female empowerment, female insecurity, female resentment, female rivalry, female solidarity, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, hateful, Misogyny, SassySistersMC, sexism, smp, societal pressure, toxic behavior, toxic femininity, Women

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Tired of getting griefed by creepers and zombies? Looking for a place where women aren’t constantly trying to steal your diamonds? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got a community of players who are all about building epic bases and going on wild adventures. Plus, our server is so safe that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Join us and leave those hateful women behind – it’s time to game in peace and harmony!

SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft

aita, baby shower, best friends, Canada, Communication, December 6, December 7, due date, eras tour, location sharing, maternity leave, nest egg, Pregnancy, San Diego, SELLING, SisInLawSuxButILoveMinecraft, sister-in-law, Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift fan, TICKETS, ultrasound pics, vancouver

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: You spawn in and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance to Taylor Swift songs. That’s right, we’ve got a special Taylor Swift-themed area where you can jam out while building your dream base.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its epic baby shower events. That’s right, we throw the wildest baby showers in all of Minecraft. You never know what surprises await you, from baby zombies in diapers to diamond pacifiers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a strict “no nail tech stealing concert tickets” policy. So rest assured, your tickets to the Eras Tour are safe with us.

So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who won’t ditch you for a nail tech. See you in the game!

SecretSMPProfessions

10. Art therapist, 11. Professional organizer, 12. Medical illustrator, 13. Hydrographer, 14. Music therapist, 15. Sommelier, 16. Certified fraud examiner, 17. Urban planner, 18. Aquarist, 19. Voice actor, 2. Ethnobotanist, 20. Ethical hacker., 3. Pet detective, 4. Forensic entomologist, 5. Food stylist, 6. Professional cuddler, 7. Disaster restoration specialist, 8. Ethical hacker, 9. Wildlife biologist, Cryptobotanist, SecretSMPProfessions

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Ever heard of a professional block stacker? Yeah, that’s right, on our Minecraft SMP we have a whole crew of block stacking experts who can build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you’ll never look at a pile of dirt the same way again.

And don’t even get me started on our resident lava diver. This guy has nerves of steel and can swim through lava like it’s nothing. He’s even found hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds at the bottom of lava lakes. It’s like a real-life (or should I say, Minecraft-life) Indiana Jones adventure.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the professional sheep whisperer. This guy can communicate with sheep on a whole other level, convincing them to do his bidding and create the most elaborate wool masterpieces you’ve ever seen. Plus, he’s got a secret stash of enchanted shears that can give you the fluffiest wool in all the land.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join us on our SMP and discover a whole new world of insane professions and crazy adventures.

MineCraftDreams

adventure sports, art classes, concert tickets, cooking classes, designer clothes, exotic destinations, fine dining, higher education, home renovations, investment opportunities, luxury experiences, MineCraftDreams, musical instruments, personal trainer, Professional development courses, Spa treatments, Technology gadgets, Traveling, vacation, Volunteer trips, Yoga retreats

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1768
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Potions Brewed:	189	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

Are you tired of being a peasant in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a king without breaking the bank! Build your own castle, rule over your subjects (aka other players), and live out all your royal fantasies without having to deal with pesky taxes or rebellions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for riches and glory!

LymanCraft Minecraft Server

civilian casualties, Conflict, Destruction, devastation, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, global security, human rights violations, international law, Lyman sector, LymanCraft, military aggression, military intervention, military strategy, Minecraft, Russian forces, scorched Earth tactics, Server, Ukraine, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimension Hops:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we got russian forces using scorched earth tactics in the lyman sector! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and soldiers. watch out for the lava pits and exploding tnt, it’s a wild ride! if you’re looking for some intense action and chaos, this is the place to be. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be plundered. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve experienced before!