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ToiletCraft: Rollin’ in the Breakthrough

Announces, biodegradable, Breakthrough, Development, eco-friendly, environmentally-friendly, flushable, hygiene, innovation, invention, research, rollin, Rolls, russia, sanitation, Scientific, sustainable, Technology, toilet paper, ToiletCraft, Vital, Waste Disposal

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, russia just announced this, like, super important scientific discovery – flushable toilet paper rolls! can u believe it? now u can wipe ur butt and just, like, flush it away like it never happened! but, like, that’s not even the best part – on this server, u can build ur own toilet paper factory and become the toilet paper king of the world! imagine all the power and glory that comes with that title! plus, there’s, like, a secret underground bunker filled with rare toilet paper artifacts that u can explore and claim for urself. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the most butt-wiping adventure of ur life!

VacuumVibesMC

cleaning, Cleaning appliances, cleaning equipment, cleaning habits, cleaning hacks, cleaning products, cleaning responsibilities, cleaning routine, cleaning skills, cleaning solutions, cleaning supplies, cleaning tasks, cleaning techniques, cleaning tips, cleaning tools, household chores, Household cleaning, maintenance, vacuum cleaner, vacuuming, VacuumVibesMC

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

join dis epic minecraft server where u can become a VACUUM CLEANER when u clean a vacuum cleaner. yep, u heard dat right. one time dis player was just minding their own business, cleaning up their base when BAM! suddenly they were transformed into a vacuum cleaner. now they go around sucking up all the blocks and mobs in sight. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. so come join us and see if u have what it takes to become the ultimate cleaning machine. vacuum cleaner gang for life, yo.

EndoCraft: Ovary Overdrive

EndoCraft, Ovary, Overdrive

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	237	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1269
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25

LOL, SO U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A REALITY TV SHOW!

LIKE, DID U KNOW THAT WOMEN WITH ENDOMETRIOSIS HAVE A 4.2-FOLD HIGHER RISK OF GETTING OVARIAN CANCER? BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF U GOT OVARIAN ENDOMETRIOMAS OR DEEP INFILTRATING ENDOMETRIOSIS, UR RISK GOES UP TO 9.7-FOLD!

SO, IF U WANNA LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE AND SEE SOME CRAZY STUFF, JOIN OUR SERVER! WHO KNOWS, U MIGHT EVEN FIND A DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH…OR MAYBE JUST A CREEPER READY TO BLOW U UP! HAHAHA!

ConquestLand SMP

1.18, 1.21, auction house, bedrock, coin flips, community fun, ConquestLand SMP, Custom Items, Economy, interactive chat games, java, king of the hill events, Kits, Land claiming, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pinata, PVE dragon events, Ranks, smp server, Survival, upgradeable hoppers, Upgradeable spawners, vote parties

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

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Robo’s Totally Normal Minecraft Server: No Robots Allowed! – Vanilla 1.21 Fun!

Allowed, bedrock, community-driven, creations, crossplay, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, iconic, ideas, java, Minecraft, Mode, normal, ONLINE, ROBÔS, Robots, Safe, Server, Small, stealing, Survival, Totally, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	8390	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Robo’s World Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
Map Reset	Never
Allowed Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Rules	No stealing, griefing, hacking

FAQ

Can I join the server?

Yes, you can apply by joining our Discord server.

Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and friendly community.

What is the gameplay like on the server?

The gameplay is 100% survival mode, similar to the Hermitcraft SMP. We encourage creativity and collaboration among players.

Can I play on both Java and Bedrock?

Yes, crossplay is enabled on the server, allowing players from both platforms to join.

Will the map ever reset?

No, the map will never reset, ensuring that your creations are safe and can be enjoyed for a long time.

ElfNoDiet Minecraft Server

Anime, body positivity, comedy, Elf-san wa Yaserarenai, ElfNoDiet, Elves, FANTASY, Female Protagonist, humor, light novel adaptation, Minecraft, ogres, Parody, prime wife material, romance, self love, Server, slice of life, Somebody once, Supernatural, told me, weight loss

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Villages Defended:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magic Items Found:	6877
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Ogres as the prime wife material! That’s right, forget about villagers or even Endermen, Ogres are where it’s at. They’ll cook you a delicious dinner, give you piggyback rides, and even protect you from creepers with their ogre strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing or a skeleton doing the robot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of cotton candy. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a majestic unicorn?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

HulkCraft: The Legit American Folk Hero Minecraft Server

American, American folk hero, american history, American legends, Annie Oakley, blurring fiction and reality, Buffalo Bill Cody, cultural icon, Daniel Boone, Davey Crockett, folk, Hero, hulk hogan, HulkCraft, iconic figure, larger than fiction, larger than life, legendary deeds, Legit, Minecraft, paul bunyan, pop culture icon, Server, the lone ranger, wrestling icon, wrestling legend, wrestling superstar

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	70	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become a legendary figure just like Daniel Boone, Paul Bunyan, and Davey Crockett! Join us and embark on epic adventures filled with mythical creatures, hidden treasures, and wild west showdowns.

Imagine riding into battle on the back of a giant blue ox like Paul Bunyan, or outsmarting your enemies with your sharpshooting skills like Annie Oakley. You can even don a mask and become the mysterious Lone Ranger, fighting for justice in the untamed wilderness of our server.

But beware, for danger lurks around every corner. From ferocious beasts to rival outlaws, you’ll need all your wits and skills to survive in this unforgiving world. So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land!

FiancéCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional manipulation, emotional responsibility, Emotional support, family dynamics, family pressure, FiancéCraft, Gaslighting, loyalty, Minecraft, panic attack, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, Support, Therapy, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Potions Brewed:	46
Dragon Eggs Found:	9156	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to worry about your sister-in-law causing panic attacks over a simple text conversation!

Join us and escape the chaos of real life, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, on our server, you won’t be pressured to apologize for things you didn’t even do – unless you grief someone’s house, then maybe apologize.

So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory without the stress of dealing with overbearing relatives. And remember, on our server, the only panic attacks you’ll have are from creepers sneaking up on you!

CakeWarsMomDrama

aita, bad mouthing, Bakery, Birthday, Boyfriend, Cake, CakeWarsMomDrama, Choking, CURSE, dessert, Disrespect, Drama, Evil, expensive chocolates, groceries, mom, not giving, scolding, superstition, sushi, TOOTH

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s superstitions about your boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the most insane adventures in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have cake slices from a nearby bakery that won’t make you choke (unless you’re like OP’s mom, who blames everything on her daughter’s boyfriend). And don’t worry, our desserts won’t break your teeth like toffee allegedly did to OP’s mom.

But that’s not all! We also offer sushi dinners that won’t give you a “bad feeling” about the server. And if you’re lucky, you might even receive expensive chocolates for your birthday without fearing for your life (unlike OP’s mom).

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than OP’s mom’s superstitions about her daughter’s boyfriend. And remember, if you’re looking for drama, we’ve got plenty of it – just like OP’s mom inviting her daughter’s boyfriend for dinner and then starting drama when he doesn’t show up. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

AwkwardBoner Minecraft Server

awkward boner, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardBoner, body reactions, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing erection, embarrassing experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny confessions, funny memories, funny stories, humorous anecdotes, male anatomy, Minecraft, personal stories, public embarrassment, Server, sexual health, teenage hormones, unexpected arousal, unexpected erections

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ores Mined:	7734
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment – just like that time Steve accidentally built a statue of himself with a massive boner that could be seen from space! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the most outrageous erections you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t be able to contain your laughter – or your excitement!