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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 4739 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 9711 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against zombie pigmen, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and remember, don’t fucking care, still voting Kamala!