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  • DreamyNightmare Minecraft SMP

    DreamyNightmare Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 3554
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 38 Villages Defended: 8
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 108
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 1

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    Have you ever dreamt of being chased by a horde of creepers while riding a pig? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare to face the most outrageous nightmares in the blocky world. Who needs sleep when you can have heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps with fellow players? Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your scariest dreams into the funniest stories on our wild and wacky server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PretendCraft: Fake Fun Zone

    PretendCraft: Fake Fun Zone
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 5732
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 8

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    Are you tired of pretending to enjoy boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon.

    We guarantee that you will never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re battling a horde of zombie villagers or racing against a pack of speedy llamas. And don’t even get us started on our legendary treasure hunts, where players have uncovered diamond-studded armor and enchanted golden apples that grant wishes (okay, maybe not wishes, but they’re still pretty cool).

    So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WarCraftyPutinVsZelenskiy

    WarCraftyPutinVsZelenskiy
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 3313
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Mines Excavated: 4633 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8856 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

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    so, like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz we got all the craziness goin on like zelenskiy tryna start a war with russia in minecraft lmao. we makin russia feel the heat, they tryna repel our incursions but we just keep comin back for more. join us for the ultimate battle of the century, it’s gonna be wild yo. come get in on the action and show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft showdown. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Dino2Chickens: Cassowary Edition

    Dino2Chickens: Cassowary Edition
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 8218
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 55
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7

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    come join our minecraft server where dinosaurs actually did turn into chickens but also cassowaries and emus because why not? we have a crazy mod that lets you ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling creepers with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. our spawn point is a giant disco ball made of diamonds and every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas serenades you. plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on down and join the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sk8rPhysicsPumpCraft

    Sk8rPhysicsPumpCraft
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 8955
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Villages Defended: 14 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have physicists figuring out the best way for sk8ers to get speed like zoom zoom brrrrrrrr. we got them using their big brain power to help u go fast like sonic on crack. imagine flying through the air like a majestic eagle on a skateboard. we also have secret portals that lead to a dimension filled with talking animals who give u quests to complete. u might even find a magical unicorn who will grant u three wishes, but be careful what u wish for cuz u might end up with a giant chicken as a pet. so come on down to our server and experience the most mind-blowing, speed-boosting, chicken-petting adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but that’s ur problem, not ours.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where we roleplay cleaning up creepers with a mop! Whitelist required.

    Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where we roleplay cleaning up creepers with a mop! Whitelist required.
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 3513
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8347 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Dimension Hops: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

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    Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

    We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

    We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

    While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

    Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

    Discord Info:

    Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

    Joining the Discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

    Our Plugins:

    Plugins
    Dynmap
    SimpleVC
    SetHome
    Deadchest
    CombatLog
    Brewery
    And others!

    FAQ:

    1. Do I have to join the Discord server to play on the Janitor’s Closet?

    Yes, joining the Discord server is required. This is where all information and the community are located, and it helps filter out any unwanted players.

    2. Are there specific build themes I have to follow?

    No, there are no specific build themes to follow on the Janitor’s Closet. You are free to build in any era, genre, or style you prefer.

    3. Can I create my own culture or nation on the server?

    Absolutely! Players are encouraged to create their own cultures, nations, and stories on the server. It adds to the unique worldbuilding and roleplay experience.

    4. How often are events held on the server?

    Events on the server vary from lore-related to in-game fun activities. Players can also host their own events once they have an idea and gather participants.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • YomaCraft Minecraft Server

    YomaCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 3209
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2183 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Mines Excavated: 3145
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the wild adventures of a high school teacher turned night patrol officer in Yokohama City! Join us as we navigate through the chaotic world of troubled youth, from self-mutilation to drug abuse, all while trying to maintain order in the city.

    In our 17th night on patrol, things really heat up as we find ourselves in the middle of a fist fight between two rival factions of blocky characters. Will you join the fight or try to break it up? The choice is yours!

    But beware, things can get pretty crazy on our server. You never know what kind of shenanigans our players will get into, from building giant statues of themselves to starting their own underground black market for enchanted diamonds.

    So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of Yokohama City at night. Who knows, you might even become the hero that the city needs!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP_SonnyBoiCraft

    SMP_SonnyBoiCraft
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 2313
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Mines Excavated: 2814 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Divine Spears Created: 21
    New Chunks Explored: 508868 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15

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    Welcome to the most bananas Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the world of Monkey Mountain, where the legendary Monkey League reigns supreme. Picture this: monkeys playing baseball with unmatched skill and talent, breaking records left and right.

    Imagine Steroid Monkey, the home run king who smashed 80 home runs in a single year – talk about monkey business! Then there’s Upper Monkey, the miracle hitting machine who outshined the god of batting by two thousandths – now that’s swinging for the fences! And let’s not forget Mister Monkey, the catcher extraordinaire turned winning manager with a ten-season streak that’ll make your head spin.

    But wait, there’s more! Enter Monkey Blue, the blue-haired maverick who shattered legends and became a symbol of hope for all monkeys. With his talent and determination, he took down the reigning king and led the underdog team to victory, ending Bigfoot’s championship streak at 10 – talk about a monkey wrench in the plans!

    But tragedy struck in the midst of glory, with a near-perfect game ending in a heartbreaking loss. Will you join us in the Monkey League and help write the next chapter in this wild and wacky tale? The stakes are high, the competition fierce, and the laughs endless. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other – because in this SMP, anything can happen!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyLoveWeddingWalk

    BlockyLoveWeddingWalk
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 6764
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

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    Are you tired of boring weddings where everything goes according to plan? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most outrageous wedding ceremonies you’ve ever seen!

    Picture this: bridesmaids entering the ceremony with llamas instead of groomsman, flower girls riding on the backs of pigs, and the bride arriving on a flying dragon!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most drama-filled bridal parties you’ll ever encounter. Witness bridesmaids demanding to walk down the aisle with their boyfriends, groomsmen challenging each other to duels for the bride’s favor, and the priest accidentally summoning a horde of zombies during the vows.

    Don’t miss out on the craziest wedding experience of your Minecraft life! Join our server now and prepare to say “I do” to the chaos.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftySMPRejects

    CraftySMPRejects
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 6523
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

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    Are you tired of spending your days doing boring hobbies like stamp collecting or watching paint dry? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

    Why waste your time on pointless activities when you could be building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless worlds filled with adventure? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding llamas who will trade you rare items for stacks of emeralds.

    So say goodbye to boring hobbies and hello to the most epic, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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