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CraftyCoincidence

BIZARRE, bizarre happenings, bizarre occurrences, chance, Coincidence, CraftyCoincidence, eXtraordinary, fate, odd, odd coincidences, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, strange events, synchronicity, Uncanny, uncanny events, UNUSUAL, unusual circumstances, weird coincidences

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Void Armor Forged:	28	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Have you ever had a coincidence so bizarre that it made you question reality? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing moments on our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions and lays golden eggs that can be used to buy epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest coincidences and most absurd adventures, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

2022, Blame, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, explosion, human rights violation, internal UN report, international conflict, investigation, military aggression, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, russia, Server, survivors, Tragedy, Ukrainian POWs, violence, war crime

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Potions Brewed:	138	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Yo, wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so epic that even Ukrainian POWs are dying to get in (literally). We had this crazy explosion that took out over 50 of them in 2022. But don’t worry, it was all part of the fun, just some friendly TNT shenanigans, ya know? Plus, the UN is totally on board with us, they even wrote a report blaming Russia for the chaos. So come on and join the madness, where every day is a blast (literally)!

RuskiCraft: Attack & Scale Down!

Armed Forces, Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical crisis, international diplomacy, international relations, military conflict, military intervention, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, peace negotiations, political tension, RuskiCraft, russia, scale, scaling down attacks, Ukraine, Ukrainian commander, War

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Emeralds Found:	4253	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia and ukraine! our battles are so intense, even the ukrainian commander is like “whoa, that’s too much!” but don’t worry, we promise to scale down the attacks in just a month and a half. so come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real world conflicts when you can have virtual ones in minecraft? let’s gooooooo!

AlzCraft: Forget Me Not

#Finns, Aging population, AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, cognitive decline, Doubled, early-onset dementia, EoD, follow-up period, forget, forms, Healthcare, incidence, long-term study, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, public health, research, risk factors, Stable, working-age

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Towns Built:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Runes Activated:	0

so, like, u know how u sometimes forget where u put ur pickaxe in minecraft? well, imagine if u forgot EVERYTHING. that’s what this server is all about! we got so much craziness going on, u won’t even remember ur own name after playing here!

our players are so dedicated to the game, they forget to eat, sleep, and even go to work. but hey, who needs a job when u can spend all day building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs into battle?

join us on this wild ride where the only thing u’ll remember is how much fun u had. and who knows, maybe u’ll even forget about that embarrassing incident with the creeper exploding ur house. it’s all part of the fun on our forgetful server!

Throat

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, java, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to Ezartla!

IP: play.ezartla.com Discord: https://discord.gg/heZmyPvbny

Dynmap: Explore our world in real-time. Discord: Stay connected with our community. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers. Ranks: Progress through our ranking system. Player Warps: Create and visit custom warp points. Economy: Engage in a player-driven economy. Chest Shops: Set up your own shops and trade. Challenges: Complete challenges for rewards. Custom Enchants: Enhance your gear with unique enchantments.

play.ezartla.com

OldSchool Factions Beta

Beta, classic, Community, competitive, EfficientPlugins, Factions, Factionsserver, Factionwars, Gaming, LaidBackExperience, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, Oldschool, OnlineGaming, PvP, Recreation, Relaxed, Server, SimplePlugins, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5566
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6140	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mines Excavated:	1445	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Oldschool Faction’s aims to recreate factions servers before they went crazy, Simple yet efficient plugins to provide a laid back Faction server for people that want a more relaxed experience.

147.135.31.40:25666

VapeCraft Minecraft Server

10 months, addiction, Cannabis, coping mechanism, Daily use, dependency, drug use, Habit, health effects, long-term effects, long-term use, Marijuana, mental health, Minecraft, recreational drug, self-medication, Server, substance abuse, tolerance, VapeCraft, Vaping, Weed, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5438	Divine Spears Created:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of players who vaped weed all day every day for like 10 months straight! Imagine the crazy builds and wacky adventures we’ve had while under the influence of some dank herb. Join us for a truly mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for some seriously out-of-this-world creations and a whole lot of laughs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s get lit…literally!

SwingShiftGamerMC SMP

evening shift, Graveyard Shift, job hours, job schedule, late shift, Night shift, rotating shift, second shift, shift work, smp, swing shift, SwingShiftGamerMC, third shift, unconventional work hours, work hours, work hours clarification, work routine, work schedule, work schedule confusion, work shift, work shift explanation, work time

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	284	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hordes while riding a pig with a saddle made of diamonds. Or how about building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of obsidian just because you can?

And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles where players ride into battle on llamas armed with flaming swords. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama spit fire at its enemies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

CousinCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, Childhood, close cousins, CousinCraft, cousins, decency, detail, gender, Girlfriend, holiday, male cousin, Minecraft, Server, sexual remarks, shame, sharing, Telling, UNCOMFORTABLE, understand, Upset

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s conversations with her cousins? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even your girlfriend would blush.

Join us for a non-stop party where anything goes – just like those questionable car conversations. Who needs decency when you can have a blast with your cousins, right?

So if you’re ready for some scandalous fun and drama, come join our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself making sexual jokes with your own cousins in no time!

FamBlockNoSis

estranged relationships, FamBlockNoSis, family betrayal, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family forgiveness, family healing, family loyalty, family reconciliation, Family Support, family trust, family unity, Family Values, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships, wedding drama

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	110	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4737
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
New Chunks Explored:	998717	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between this player and her sister.

Looking for a server where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a virtual world of chaos? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a laugh, all while building your dream pixelated paradise.

Join now and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry, betrayal, and redemption – all in the world of Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you can witness epic showdowns and heartfelt moments right here on our server?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of your very own family feud – Minecraft style!