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Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3090
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Potions Brewed:	198
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7698
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Crafty Saiyans: Dragon Blocks Edition

action, Adventure, Anime, another chance, blocks, Crafty, Deserves, Dragon Ball community, Dragon Ball GT, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Edition, Evolution, Frieza, goku, Manga, Martial Arts, power levels, Saiyan, Saiyans, Super Saiyan Blue, Transformations, Vegeta

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	90	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to give evolution another chance!

Join us as we embark on a wild journey through time and space, where dinosaurs roam the lands and aliens invade from outer space. Build your own time machine and travel back to the prehistoric era to tame a T-Rex as your loyal steed, or blast off into space to battle intergalactic beings with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a special “mutation” plugin that allows you to combine different mobs to create your own unique creatures. Ever wanted a flying pig with laser eyes? Now’s your chance!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s give evolution the second chance it deserves!

Pixelated Paparazzi: Where Creepers Snap the Best Shots!

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	395
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Animals Bred:	153
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	241	Vanishing Items Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret feature that no other server has – a hidden camera roll full of accidental nudes! That’s right, while you’re busy building your dream castle, you might just stumble upon some scandalous photos that will leave you blushing and laughing at the same time. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments. Who knows what you’ll find in our camera roll next!

CreeperCraft: “I Am Addicted to Coca-Cola”

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Buildings Constructed:	35
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit!

Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. Yes, you heard that right, our sheep can actually hold a conversation with you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies bust out their best dance moves. And rumor has it that if you can out-dance them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Weebs Minecraft: English Showdown with JP Vtubers

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Votes:	6173	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6823
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Potions Brewed:	154	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	236

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, only to be greeted by boring and unenthusiastic players? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things hilarious and wacky!

Join us and witness the epic battle of English-speaking JP vtubers as they compete to see who can speak the best English while building the craziest structures in the game. From virtual idols to virtual warriors, you’ll never know who you’ll run into next on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a group of mischievous pandas. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

FoodCraft: Where you can finally enjoy virtual food without the calories! #nomnom

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Towns Built:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1964	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the usual gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will change your life in ways you never thought possible!

Join us and you’ll find yourself eating tapioca pudding like never before, all thanks to a wild adventure in Spy Fox 3 that opened your eyes to the wonders of this delicious treat.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away to the grooviest tunes, all while battling creepers and zombies in the ultimate dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

Join My Army of Demanding Players

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Zombie Dances:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We require a payment of over 50k up-front before you even sign in. Why? Because we believe in the power of cold, hard cash to fuel your Minecraft adventures.

2. Want to have Sydney Sweeney as your in-game girlfriend for a whole week? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality! Just imagine the epic quests you’ll go on together.

3. Our sergeant is a master pizza chef, and he will impress you by making a pizza with more meat than you could ever imagine. And if you can top his creation, you’ll earn the respect of the entire server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible, and the adventures never end. Just watch out for creepers with a taste for pizza!

CraftyHonkai – Where Minecraft meets Honkai Impact 3rd for ultimate chaos and fun! #944

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

Forget about boring old servers, ours is like the Honkai Impact 3rd of Minecraft worlds. We’ve got more resources than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on its TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the adventure of a lifetime and join our server today! Just make sure to watch out for any sneaky villagers trying to scam you out of your emeralds.

Crafty AF Server: Where you can actually create the perfect world… >tfw

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring, normal world where you can’t create your own perfect women? Well, say goodbye to all that and join our Minecraft server where you can literally imagine and create the woman of your dreams! No more dealing with those pesky Twitter normies or pretending to be something you’re not. Let your imagination run wild and create the ultimate Minecraft babe to keep you company while you build and explore. Who needs real women when you can have the perfect virtual one, am I right? Join us now and leave those 2016 losers in the dust!

Blocky Boobies: The Minecraft Server for Anime Fans and Memelords

“2000s”, animated series, Anime, blocky, boobies, Catgirl, character-driven, comedy, COSPLAY, cute, di gi charat, Fans, friendship, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Magical Girl, Manga, Memelords, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nyo, Otaku, Parody, school life, Server, slice of life

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9190
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there! Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas, and even befriending a talking potato named Spudrick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have when you have a whole coop of these diamond-laying chickens!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t worry, he’s harmless… most of the time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Blocky Babes and Beers: Where we ask the important questions like ‘Is my wife hot?’

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2468
Void Armor Forged:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be! Literally, we have lava pits everywhere because our admin accidentally spilled their coffee and now the whole server is on fire. But hey, at least it’s warm, right?

Join our server if you want to see some truly epic battles between players and mobs. Our mobs are so fierce, they once took down a whole village in under 5 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our boss battles – let’s just say that our Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing.

And if you’re wondering about the question “Is my wife hot?” Well, on our server, everyone is hot because we have a custom plugin that gives all players a constant speed boost. So you’ll be zooming around like The Flash while you build your epic creations.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting – you never know when that lava pit might come in handy for a quick snack break.