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99% of all Windows software just works on Minecraft SMP Linux

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8337
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ores Mined:	9433
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of being a Windows pleb? Join our Minecraft SMP where 99.99% of all Windows software just works on Linux! That’s right, say goodbye to crashing programs and hello to smooth sailing on our server. And if you happen to need one of the 0.01% for work, well, you’re just a fucking retard according to our resident tech guru Steve. But hey, who needs a job when you can spend all day building pixel art and trolling your friends? Join us now and embrace the Linux life, because Windows is so last season.

FearlessCraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magic Items Found:	8484
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

CraftyFoolery

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they found a secret cave filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a talking parrot that gave them special powers. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you wishes in exchange for chicken nuggets. So, if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in Minecraft, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

COVIDCraft: Trump & Putin’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Falling into the Void:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

OMG U GUYS, dis server is LIT AF cuz we got secret Trump and Putin drama goin’ on! Apparently, Trump be sendin’ COVID-19 tests to Putin in the middle of a pandemic shortage like it’s some kind of twisted love story. Join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and maybe even start a political scandal of your own! Who needs diamonds when you got scandalous gossip, amirite?! #TrumpPutinLoveStory #MinecraftDramaQueen

CraftyCanuckRevolt

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Emeralds Found:	5877	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A VANCOUVER ANTI-ISRAELI PROTEST! WE BURN FLAGS AND SHOUT “DEATH TO CANADA” BUT IN A FUN WAY! COME BUILD YOUR OWN PROTEST SIGNS AND RIOT IN THE STREETS OF OUR BLOCKY WORLD! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE POUTINE AND MAPLE SYRUP! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, EH!

T-Rex Tastes Like Chicken

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1879	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dimension Hops:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have t-rex as pets and they taste like chicken! yea, you heard that right, we have dino chicken pets that you can ride around and battle with.

we also have a secret underground base where you can find rare treasures and fight off evil zombie pigmen.

oh and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? yea, we have anti-gravity blocks and space cows that drop moon cheese.

so come on over and join the fun, because where else can you ride a dino chicken on the moon while fighting off zombie pigmen? only on our epic minecraft server!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Factions, Griefing, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafty Dragon Quest Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Crops Grown:	2451
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497

Welcome to the Dragon Quest General! Are you ready to embark on a quest filled with dragons, warriors, and more? Join us on this epic journey through the world of Dragon Quest, where you can battle monsters, explore dungeons, and uncover hidden treasures.

Halloween Edition: Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat! Get ready for some spooky surprises and ghoulish fun as we celebrate Halloween in style. Dress up your character in a creepy costume, carve pumpkins, and join our haunted house building contest for a chance to win some awesome prizes.

Newsflash: The Dark Prince has arrived, and he’s causing chaos in the kingdom. Will you be able to defeat him and restore peace to the land? Plus, get ready for some exciting remakes, new releases, and fan translations that will blow your mind.

Guides Galore: Need help getting started in Dragon Quest? Check out our beginner’s guide for all the tips and tricks you need to succeed. And don’t forget to explore our treasure trove of resources, including monsterpedia, DLC searchers, and more.

Links for Days: Dive into a world of ROMs, hacks, mods, translations, anime, music, and more with our handy links. Plus, discover the best art, guide books, and non-H doujins that will take your Dragon Quest experience to the next level.

Brothers in Arms: Join forces with your fellow gamers in our brotherhood of Dragon Quest enthusiasts. Share your stories, strategies, and memes as you bond over your love for all things Dragon Quest.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and become a legendary hero in the world of Dragon Quest. The fate of the kingdom is in your hands, so grab your sword, saddle up your trusty steed, and let’s slay some dragons together!

ika is still having mental breakdowns over me Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Animals Bred:	77
Void Armor Forged:	29	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Votes:	3644	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness ika having daily mental breakdowns over the sheer awesomeness of our server. Rumor has it that their base is just a giant pile of dirt because they can’t handle the pressure of building anything else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of wild llamas that have formed their own society and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. It’s a blast, literally!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

CalmCraft SMP – ZenMaster

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	411	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can chill and vibe with some of the most relaxed players in the blocky universe? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual spa for your soul, where the soothing sounds of mining and crafting will make you feel as calm as a cucumber in a hot tub. Join us and let your worries melt away like butter on a warm potato! Plus, rumor has it that our resident llama tamer can actually hypnotize creepers into doing the Macarena. True story. So come on down and join the fun!