im talkin bout crazy builds dat defy gravity, mobs dat dance instead of attack, and secret treasure chests hidden in da most unexpected places.
u wanna know how dis server came to be? well lemme tell ya, it all started when a group of astronauts crash-landed on a mysterious planet made entirely of diamonds and emeralds. dey had to survive by buildin shelters outta glowstone and fightin off creepers with enchanted swords.
so if u wanna experience da thrill of explorin a world dat defies all logic and reason, den come join us on dis wacky minecraft server. who knows what adventures await u in dis strange and wonderful place!
if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves. or maybe you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with golden carrots and enchanted pickaxes.
we’ve got a roller coaster that goes through the nether and a pet zombie named bob who gives out free hugs. our moderators are unicorns who grant wishes and our builders can create a replica of the eiffel tower in under 10 minutes.
so come on over to our minecraft server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. who needs reality when you can have this much fun?
Towny MMO style player based economy with the ability to rankup in game and we have a mod-pack like vibe. Join today!
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| Discord | Join Discord |
|---|---|
| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison server with the following features:
| Rank | Description |
|---|---|
| A | Default Prisoner |
| B | $25,000 |
| C | $80,000 |
| D | $250,000 |
| E | $800,000 |
| Parolee | $1,500,000 |
| Citizen | $2,000,000 |
| Guard | Enforce rules, safety of prisoners |
| SrGuard | Well seasoned Guard with privileges |
| Warden | Administrator Position |
| SrWarden | Senior Administrator Position |
Apply for the Guard position by joining the server and Discord.
For more information and updates, visit the Discord or connect to the Server.
Oh, and don’t forget about our shorts, music, and unarchived streams, it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness waiting to be discovered. And we even have merch, like, what?! Get your hands on some sick gear and represent the craziest Minecraft server in town.
And if you’re a total noob, don’t worry, we got you covered with our intro/starter newpebble guide. It’s like a map to the land of insanity, guiding you through the madness with ease.
But hey, watch out for those diggers, they’re like the trolls of the Minecraft world. Just hide, report, and rock on, bros. Don’t let them bring you down, stay strong and keep on crafting!
Join us on this journey of pure madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination. Let’s dive into the unknown and explore the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
Our server is so fun, even your golden retriever will want to join in on the action (and yes, they can sit on the couch)! With events and activities that will keep you entertained for hours, you’ll never have to worry about oiling your cabinets or cleaning behind your appliances ever again.
Forget about CPS threats and unsolicited advice about your housekeeping skills, join our server and let loose in a world where the only rules are to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Who needs in-laws when you have a virtual community of fellow gamers to hang out with? Join now and say goodbye to family drama, at least until you log off!
Imagine a world where you can actually make plans with your friends without being guilt-tripped by your sister. Our server offers the freedom to enjoy your weekends without the constant demands of watching a hyperactive six-year-old.
Don’t let your sister and mom guilt-trip you into thinking you have no real responsibilities. On our server, the only responsibility you have is to have a good time and build epic creations.
Join now and say goodbye to the passive-aggressive comments and hello to a world where you can finally put yourself first. You deserve it!
So, like, the reason you gotta join is because there’s this secret underground society of chickens that run the whole server. Yeah, you heard me right. These chickens are like, the mafia of Minecraft. And if you wanna survive, you gotta pay them in diamonds or they’ll peck you to death. It’s wild, man.
But that’s not even the craziest part. There’s this legend that if you find the hidden golden carrot, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I know, it sounds insane, but I swear it’s true. People have been searching for it for years, but no one has found it yet. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?
So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, chaotic, and downright bizarre Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Just remember, watch out for those chickens. They mean business.
Welcome to Valskaya Realms! We are an economy based survival server with a mideval-esq land claiming system called Lands and Nations. Our server is 100% Cross Platform, including PlayStation! Join our Discord today to stay updated on the latest and greatest when it comes to Valskaya. There will be monthly contests starting March where we will be giving away 50$ USD Visa Gift Cards to the wealthiest players 🙂 We hope you enjoy our simple yet satisfying server concept.
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