astronomical time scale – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Speedy Universe Travelers

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haha ok so like imagine if you were a tiny lil ant crawling super slow but then BAM you start going faster and faster until you’re like zooming through space at the speed of light or something crazy like that. well that’s basically what happens on this minecraft server, except instead of ants it’s you and instead of space it’s a virtual world made of blocks.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of going from snail speed to warp speed in just a few clicks. who needs a spaceship when you can just hop on this server and travel faster than the speed of light? plus, who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have along the way. maybe you’ll meet a talking cow or stumble upon a secret diamond mine. the possibilities are endless, just like the universe (well, almost).

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and start your epic journey through the minecraft cosmos. who knows, maybe you’ll even reach the edge of the universe in just 7.2 billion years. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

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LEGACY OF ERIS: It’s Like a Vanilla SMP with a Side of Roleplay, Just Add Discord and 16+ Ages, Coming Soon!

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Legacy of Eris Minecraft Server

Server Name	Legacy of Eris
Server Type	Semi-vanilla survival roleplay
Community	Tight-knit with curated story and world
Unique Features	Lore, structures, new biomes, currency
Great Houses	House of Bernai, House of Artisia, House of Luminus, House of Gord, House of Leria

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Join our Discord and fill out the application once you enter! Discord link: https://discord.gg/rQx2VejbTs
Q: What is the server type?	A: It is a semi-vanilla survival roleplay server
Q: Can I create my own house?	A: Currently, players are assigned to one of the existing Great Houses for teamwork and interaction
Q: Are there any special rules on the server?	A: Yes, the server has rules in place to maintain a friendly and enjoyable environment for all players
Q: What is the server’s lore?	A: The server has a carefully curated story with different Great Houses each with their own background and beliefs

Ika-chan’s Hero Havoc Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the heroes always triumph? Well, look no further because on our server, Ika-chan is the ultimate boss and she won’t let those pesky heroes win! Join us for epic battles against a giant squid who is determined to rule the Minecraft world with her eight tentacles of doom. Will you be able to defeat her and claim victory, or will you be squished like a tiny block? Join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server ever!

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GoneGrieferGone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and even a love story that will make you say, “I miss him already.”

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players engaged in a heated debate over who has the best pet llama. Things escalate quickly and before you know it, there’s a full-blown llama war breaking out. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no llamas were harmed in the making of this chaos.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a poultry army so vast and powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down in fear. Join forces with the Chicken King and conquer the virtual realm with an army of clucking soldiers at your command.

So why join our SMP, you ask? Because where else can you find such a perfect blend of chaos, comedy, and camaraderie? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

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ChangeIsGood Minecraft SMP

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When I accidentally flooded my entire base with lava because I thought it would make a cool lava waterfall feature. Let’s just say my house was lit…literally. But hey, that’s just one of the many wild adventures you can expect on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even accidentally blow up your best friend’s prized diamond collection. It’s all in good fun, right? So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the chaos and join our wacky world of blocky shenanigans!

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GrossCraft: Vomit Symphony

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Are you tired of hearing the same old boring sounds in Minecraft like cows mooing and chickens clucking? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only sounds you’ll hear are farting creepers, burping zombies, and singing skeletons! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us for a truly unforgettable auditory experience – if you dare!

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BlockyBrits: No Go Zone

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hey u, yes u, r u tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, do i have a treat for u! come join our server where the tables are turned and now the UK is on the ‘do not travel’ list! why, u ask? well, because our server is so lit, so crazy, so wild that even the UK can’t handle it! we’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the macarena, and creepers throwing parties in your base! join us for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock, or maybe even a pet zombie that will do your bidding! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see why everyone is talking about our server!

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SpongepocalypseNZ

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Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more sponge than the entire ocean of New Zealand! We got over 50 million sponges for you to build with, but watch out for the evil sea creatures trying to bleach them all! It’s a battle for survival, with over 1000 kilometers of coastline to explore and conquer. Will you be the hero who saves the sponges or the villain who destroys them all? Join now and be part of the most devastating sponge war in Minecraft history!

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CraftyRoll Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers in town. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to mine an entire mountain in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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TwilightZonePoppedOffMC-SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the cows dance, the creepers tell jokes, and the diamonds sing show tunes? Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and anything is possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and tame a pet Ender Dragon named Fluffy. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from the mysterious Herobrine who leaves cryptic messages in chat to the friendly witch who brews potions that turn you into a chicken for a day.

But beware, the server is also home to the dreaded Blocktopus, a giant squid made entirely of blocks who roams the ocean depths looking for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous creature and emerge victorious?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and endless possibilities!

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ExBlockMateNoTake

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and red flags of real life like our player did! Join us for a wild ride filled with building, exploring, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine renovating your own virtual apartment with your ex-wife, only to have it all fall apart in a dramatic fashion. But fear not, on our server, you can build and renovate to your heart’s content without any exes trying to claim half of your hard work.

And if you ever feel like your ex is still haunting you, just block them like our player is considering doing with their annoying friends. We promise no one will demand money from you for the virtual creations you make on our server.

So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who won’t try to sue you for virtual property!

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