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Speedy Universe Travelers

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3714	Players Killed by Monsters:	632
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

haha ok so like imagine if you were a tiny lil ant crawling super slow but then BAM you start going faster and faster until you’re like zooming through space at the speed of light or something crazy like that. well that’s basically what happens on this minecraft server, except instead of ants it’s you and instead of space it’s a virtual world made of blocks.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of going from snail speed to warp speed in just a few clicks. who needs a spaceship when you can just hop on this server and travel faster than the speed of light? plus, who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have along the way. maybe you’ll meet a talking cow or stumble upon a secret diamond mine. the possibilities are endless, just like the universe (well, almost).

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and start your epic journey through the minecraft cosmos. who knows, maybe you’ll even reach the edge of the universe in just 7.2 billion years. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

LessonDodgeCraft

breathing techniques, Communication, debt struggles, Facebook drama, financial stress, lesson cancellation, lesson payment, LessonDodgeCraft, migraine excuse, minimum wage, missed lesson, money handling, money hungry, online payment, opera performance, opera singer, singing lessons, small country, teacher fees, unfair treatment, vocal training

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	1021	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer singing lessons from a world-famous opera singer who travels the globe to perform in exotic locations! And get this – it’s only 20 diamonds per hour! That’s right, in a world where the minimum wage is 4 diamonds an hour, this is a steal!

But wait, there’s more! If you miss a lesson, you still have to pay for it. Just like in other countries far, far away. It’s all part of the plan, baby! And if you don’t pay up, our opera singer might just start a Facebook rant about you. Talk about drama!

So come join our server, where you can learn to sing like a pro and navigate the treacherous waters of opera singer drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a migraine and have to come up with a crazy excuse like our friend here. The possibilities are endless!

MineCraftUtopia

Altruism, community service, compassion, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Empathy, environmental stewardship, equality, ethical behavior, Generosity, global citizenship, Kindness, mindfulness, MineCraftUtopia, positive thinking, respect for others, Selflessness, social responsibility, teamwork, Unity, volunteering

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	241	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ores Mined:	2185
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4922
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only currency is diamond blocks and the only way to communicate is through interpretive dance! Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building pixelated sculptures of famous historical figures using only dirt blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of explosive chickens that rain down chaos on unsuspecting travelers. Will you be brave enough to challenge the Chicken King and claim the title for yourself?

So come join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and where the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve been blown up by a creeper. See you in the pixelated world, adventurer!

CraftyPutin’sNATO-FreeMCServer

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinsNATOFreeMCServer, Demand, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military alliance, nato, Négotiation, peacekeeping efforts, political strategy, putin, russia, SECURITY, talks, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Zombie Dances:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with a bunch of cool peeps from all over the world. but get this, our server is so lit that even putin himself would demand ukraine never join nato just to play on it. like, can u imagine the power of our server if putin is willing to make demands like that? it’s like, the craziest thing ever. so come join us and be a part of something truly insane and epic. trust me, u won’t regret it. #putinapproved #minecraftmadness

ZuckCraft: Stop EU Fines!

antitrust, Business, Competition, digital market, donald trump, EU, european union, Fine, fines, global economy, lobbying, Mark Zuckerberg, Politics, regulations, silicon valley, STOP, tech industry, Technology, trump, US tech companies, ZuckCraft, Zuckerberg

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN ZUCKERBERG IS TALKIN’ ‘BOUT IT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, ‘CAUSE THIS SERVER IS WHERE IT’S AT!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS. OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON WEARS SUNGLASSES AND RIDES A PIG?

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, TRUMP HIMSELF IS TRYNA STOP THE EU FROM FINING US TECH COMPANIES. WHY? ‘CAUSE OUR REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS ARE SO ADVANCED, THEY MAKE ELON MUSK JEALOUS.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN US NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE CRAZIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT COMMUNITY ON THE BLOCK! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO!

Flat Earth Fails: Blue Origin Voyage

aerospace technology, Blue, Blue Origin flight, cockpit video, Conspiracy Theory, Earth, Earth’s shape, Fails, Flat, flat earther, Origin, Scientific evidence, space adventure, space exploration, Space industry, space journey, space mission, space tourism, space tourism experience, Space Travel, space travel experience, space travel video, spaceflight, spaceflight experience, spaceflight video, voyage

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Runes Activated:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Votes:	1570

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. it’s like a party in your computer, dude.

and get this, we got a secret underground base where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world with their secret dance moves. you gotta stop them before it’s too late!

oh, and did i mention we have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yeah, you heard me right. diamond eggs. you can use them to build the most epic castle ever and show off to all your friends.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most insane adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free cookies. who doesn’t love free cookies?

No Red Dye 3 Cancer Rats Server

additive, artificial colors, banned substances, Bans, Cancer, carcinogenic, chemical compounds, consumer protection, Dye, FDA, food additives, Food Industry, Food Safety, foods, health, public health, Rats, red, red dye No. 3, regulations, Safety, Server, toxic chemicals

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3203	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

so, like, we heard that red dye No. 3 causes cancer in rats, but like, who cares about rats, amirite? come join our minecraft server where we have ALL the red dye No. 3 you could ever want! we promise it won’t give you cancer, probably. plus, our server is run by a group of super intelligent rats who are immune to red dye No. 3 so you know it’s safe. join now for a totally rad time and maybe some questionable health choices!

Padbenders

armor, avatar universe, Avatar-themed, Community, competent staff, custom weaponry, Dedicated, Economy, element bending abilities, gameplay, Gear, growth, Immersive, Improvement, minecraft server, Nations, New server, Padbenders Mc, Players, PvP, Staff, supportive environment, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Potions Brewed:	160
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Padbenders Mc Padbenders Mc is an Avatar-themed Minecraft server that immerses players in the world of Avatar, allowing them to join and build nations while utilizing the incredible element-bending abilities from the Avatar Universe. Although it is a new server, Padbenders Mc is dedicated to growth and improvement, not only in gameplay but also in creating a supportive environment for players. Our staff is committed to ensuring that everyone can enjoy everything Padbenders Mc has to offer to the fullest.

What We Offer: Elemental Bending Abilities Custom Weaponry, Gear and Armor Quality Ever Improving Gameplay Community Competent Server-staff

padbenders.exaroton.me:35381

Dark Lands Minecraft server

Abilities, Bosses, Cases, Dark Lands, Equipment, minecraft server, shadowlands, Storyline, unique mechanics

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Star Shards Collected:	248	Votes:	3154
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

On the server you will have to find and defeat many bosses, but do not think that it will be very easy – you will have to prepare and equip for a long time. Each boss and mob has unique mechanics and abilities, and unique items and equipment will help you deal with them, all seasoned with a storyline! See you in the Shadowlands

185.9.145.179:25952

Mechanica

Bedwars, Creative, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Hardcore, mechanica, Minigames, mmorpg, Parkour, Pixelmon, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	178
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Mechanica Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towns	Players can build and manage their own towns with different government types and growth options.
Tech	Added machines and tech features to aid in town progress and allows for complex machineries.
Player-Written Lore	Player actions and stories shape the world and become part of the server’s history.

If you’re interested in helping build a new Minecraft server, join our Discord here!

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does Mechanica support?

A: Mechanica supports version 1.16.5 of Minecraft Java Edition.

Q: How can I join a town on Mechanica?

A: You can join a town by reaching out to town mayors or leaders in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I suggest new tech features for Mechanica?

A: Yes, we welcome player suggestions for new tech features. You can share your ideas on Discord or the forums.

Q: How often does the server hold events?

A: Server events are held regularly, with specific schedules posted on Discord and the website.

Niji Craft Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, Craft, Denauth, Discord, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, Land, lazulight, Luxiem, Miscellaneous, niji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN schedule, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, xsoleil

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	8903	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on steroids? Join now for a wild ride that’ll make you question reality more than finding diamonds in a dirt block!

We got Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin and LazuLight bringing the hype to the server with their epic content. And don’t even get me started on OBSYDIA and Ethyria – they’re like the dream team of Minecraft madness!

Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, Denauth – these names might sound like potions from a witch’s brew, but they’re actually the awesome factions you can join on this server.

With a teamup schedule that’ll make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman, and streams that’ll have you glued to your screen like a zombie in a dungeon, this server is the place to be for all Minecraft maniacs!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this blocky wonderland and let the chaos begin! Just remember to ignore the bait, the shitposting, and all the other fags – this server is for true Minecraft warriors only!