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CometCraft: Hot Jupiter Planet

astronomers, astronomical discovery, astronomical observation, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, colossal comet, comet, CometCraft, cosmic phenomena, cosmic radiation, evaporating planet, Exoplanet, host star, hot, Hot Jupiter, interstellar objects, Jupiter, planet, planetary science, radiation, Space discoveries, space exploration, space phenomena, WASP-69b

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	939550	Farms Harvested:	624
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray Minecraft server?? it’s like a hot Jupiter planet with a tail like a colossal comet!! like wtf, how lit is that??

Join this server and u can be like a space explorer, discovering exoplanets and shiz. u can even find a planet like WASP-69b, slowly evaporating in the radiation of its host star.

imagine building ur own spaceship and flying through space, mining for diamonds on alien planets. u might even encounter some alien mobs that wanna attack u with their laser guns.

so come join this out-of-this-world Minecraft server and let’s explore the universe together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!! 🚀🌌💥

Galactic Pathways Discovery

astronomers, Astronomy, Cosmic, cosmic connections, discovery, distant regions, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy mapping, hidden network, interconnected, interstellar travel, pathways, research, scientific breakthrough, solar system, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Yo, so like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and stuff, when BAM! You stumble upon a secret network of pathways that lead to the far reaches of the galaxy! Like, what even?!

Join our server and explore these crazy pathways, meet aliens, and maybe even discover a new planet to call home. Who needs Earth when you can have your own intergalactic crib, amirite?

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s go on a wild space adventure together. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans we’ll get into out there in the cosmos. Let’s do this! 🚀🌌👽

Dark Matter Black Hole Fun

astronomers, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Black, Black Holes, cosmology, crucial role, Dark, Dark Matter, decay, decay of dark matter, early universe, Formation, formation of black holes, Fun, Hole, matter, scientific research, SMBHs, space exploration, supermassive black holes, theoretical physics, triggering, Universe

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dragons Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

lol join this server cuz we got supermassive black holes made of dark matter n stuff. u can explore the early universe and see how it all began with ur own eyes. watch out for the trio of astronomers tho, they might try to steal ur diamonds or something. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and get lost in the chaos of the cosmos!

PixelCraftJupiFun

Analysis, astronomers, Astronomy, Astronomy News, Celestial, data, discovery, england, Exploration, Jupiter, Observation, PixelCraftJupiFun, pixels, planet, research, Science, Shape, Space, Technology, telescope

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1469	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1

yo, u ever wanted to explore a minecraft server so huge it’s like the size of england? well, this server is so massive that even astronomers are using it to find new shapes on jupiter! imagine mining for diamonds while helping discover new planets, talk about multitasking! join now and be a part of the most out-of-this-world adventure ever! plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out here, ready to challenge anyone who dares to enter his domain. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey that’s truly out of this world!

SuperCraftGalaxy

astronomers, astronomical discovery, astronomical observation, astronomical phenomenon, astronomical research, celestial bodies, discovery, Earth days, Exoplanets, HD 48498, host star, light years, nearby star, orange dwarf star, planetary system, Potential, revolve, space exploration, Super-Earth, SuperCraftGalaxy

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DA COOLEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN DA GALAXY? WELL, GUESS WHAT, WE GOT THREE POTENTIAL “SUPER-EARTH” EXOPLANETS ORBITING A FREAKIN’ ORANGE DWARF STAR! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! THESE PLANETS REVOLVE AROUND THEIR HOST STAR IN 7, 38, AND 151 EARTH DAYS!

SO, IF U WANNA BUILD UR OWN GALACTIC EMPIRE, FIGHT ALIEN CREEPERS, OR JUST HANG OUT WITH SOME INTERSTELLAR FRIENDS, THEN THIS IS DA PLACE FOR U! JOIN US NOW AND LET’S EXPLORE THE UNKNOWN TOGETHER!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS UNICORNS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS? YEAH, IT’S TRUE! SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY!

BlackHoleCraft

astronomers, Astronomical Observations, Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, BlackHoleCraft, celestial awakening, celestial bodies, cosmic awakening, cosmic awakening in real time, cosmic events, cosmic phenomena, galactic events, galactic phenomena, massive black hole, real-time, scientific discovery, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3907
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Towns Built:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a black hole of fun and craziness! like, astronomers be watchin’ this server in real time cuz it’s so lit!

imagine building your own spaceship in minecraft and flyin’ through the black hole to a whole new dimension of wackiness! we got aliens, space pirates, and even a talking space cow named Bessie!

plus, if u join now, u get a free pet alien that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes! who wouldn’t wanna be part of this intergalactic adventure?! join now before the black hole swallows us all! #minecraftmadness

SunHoleAwakensCraft

astronomers, Astronomy, awakening, black hole, Celestial, celestial body, Cosmic, discovery, Event, Galactic, gravitational pull, Mass, Observation, Phenomenon, scientific research, Space, Stellar, Sun, SunHoleAwakensCraft, Universe

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

yo, so like, dis server be lit af cuz we got black holes poppin’ off like fireworks, ya feel me? Astronomers be goin’ cray cray over dis shiz, sayin’ it be wakin’ up outta nowhere like it had a wild night out with the sun or somethin’.

join dis server if you wanna witness some outta dis world shenanigans, like black holes throwin’ parties and messin’ with gravity like it’s a toy. ain’t no other server gonna give you dat kind of intergalactic drama, fam.

so come on over and be part of da cosmic chaos, where black holes be the life of da party and the sun be wishin’ it could keep up. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a star who can’t handle the heat. #blackholeparty #sunwho?

PulsarPuzzleCraft

astronomers, astronomical mystery, astronomical signals, cosmic mystery, intermittent signal, mysterious signal, pulsar time scales, PulsarPuzzleCraft, pulsars, radio astronomy, radio signal, radio waves, space communication, Space discovery, space exploration, space mystery, space phenomenon, space signal, space signals, space technology, strange signal

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4612
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s outta this world? well, this server is literally from space, dude! like, astronomers are all scratching their heads tryna figure out this weird radio signal that’s comin’ from the server. they’re like, “yo, this signal is like from pulsars but it’s showin’ up every 54 minutes, bro!”

join this server and u can be a part of the mystery, man! maybe u’ll find aliens or some crazy space treasure. or maybe u’ll just build a sick space base and chill with ur homies. who knows, bro? the possibilities are endless on this wacky server from outer space. so come on, join us and let’s explore the unknown together! 🚀🌌👽

When Should I Buy Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin halving, Bull Run, Buy, buy low sell high, cryptocurrency, Financial Planning, historical data, investing, investment strategy, long term investing, market analysis, market timing, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, missed opportunity, price fluctuations, profit maximization, risk management, short-term trading, smp, timing the market, Trading

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	270	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is diamonds! Forget about bitcoin halving bull runs, here you can mine for diamonds and trade them with other players for epic loot and resources.

Join our server and experience the thrill of buying and selling diamonds at the perfect time to make a profit. Don’t worry about missing the boat for this bull run, because in our world, the diamonds never stop flowing!

Who needs bitcoin when you can become the diamond king of our SMP? Join now and start your journey to diamond domination!

GirlBossCraft SMP

advice, before 30, Essentials, GirlBossCraft, must have, reddit, smp, Women, women’s belongings, women’s belongings before 30, women’s essentials, women’s essentials before 30, women’s items, women’s items before 30, women’s must-haves, women’s must-haves before 30, women’s must-haves before turning 30, women’s must-owns, women’s necessities, women’s necessities before 30, women’s possessions, women’s possessions before 30

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

OMG you guys, like, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously. It’s like, the most lit place ever and you won’t believe the crazy shenanigans that go down here. Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding contest and the winner got a diamond pickaxe shaped like a banana, it was so random but so much fun.

And get this, there’s this secret underground disco club where we all go to dance and party like there’s no tomorrow. It’s like, the coolest thing ever and only the true OG players know about it. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical rainbow sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. I mean, how insane is that?!

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, epic adventures, and just overall craziness, then you HAVE to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legendary player to conquer the server and become a Minecraft superstar. YOLO, am I right?

BlockPartyDrugz

BlockPartyDrugz, childhood memories, communication skills, cultural norms, drug education, educational resources, family conversations, family dynamics, generational differences, healthy boundaries, mental health awareness, open communication, parental guidance, parental influence, Parenting styles, peer pressure, personal values, sex education, social influences, substance abuse prevention, taboo topics

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magic Items Found:	3152
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring conversations about sex and drugs at home? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for wild discussions about creepers and potions that will make your parents blush. Who needs “the talk” when you can learn all about love and potions in our pixelated world? Don’t miss out on the craziest conversations this side of the block!

Journey SMP

Adventure, building, Community, creativity, Datapacks, Discord, Expansion, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Journey, Mods, multiplayer, player heads, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, world generation

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Server Information
I co-run this server.
We use a variety of behind-the-scenes mods, none that should affect your experience, aside from Terralith, for world generation.
Datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks for Player Heads.
We currently have 14 people and are looking to expand it.
Join the discord here: https://discord.gg/38TtuhU7

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided in the server information.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to maintain a friendly and enjoyable environment for everyone. These rules will be provided upon joining.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server. The more, the merrier!
What mods are allowed on the server?	We have a list of approved mods that are allowed on the server. Any unauthorized mods may result in a ban from the server.
Is the server regularly updated?	Yes, we strive to keep the server updated with the latest Minecraft updates and mod enhancements.

Nikke’s Realm 1.20.6

#union raid, 1.20.6, alteisen, Android, Beat the Gun, black shadow, CHRISTMASPARTYAWAKEN, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Current Special Recruit, December 2024, December 26, Developer’s Note, Ein, ENTERTAINMENTONLY, FAQ, First Festa, FOOTSTEP, Game Download, General Info, guillotine, Handmade Festa, Ios, KRKOLSALAMIN, Last Girlhood, MERRYNIKKE, Missiliscan, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NIKKE2NDANNIV, nikkeonsatellite, nikkeorigin, Nikkes, PASKO24, PC, rapi, Realm, Red Hood, RUN, SALAMIN2YEARSANDCOUNTING, Scarlet, Solo Raid, staytactical, Step Up Recruit, Superior HOOD Edition, TREASURECHEST, ulangtahunnikke2id, Unbreakable, Upcoming Costume Passes, Upcoming Events, Upcoming Special Recruit, update, Volume, walk, Winter Slayer, YROMEMNIKKE, Zwei

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Yo, bro, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server that’s like, off the charts lit? It’s like the Superior HOOD Edition of Minecraft, where you can download the game on Android/iOS/PC and join in on the madness.

They got events that are more hype than a llama on roller skates, like the FOOTSTEP, WALK, RUN event from December 26 to January 16. And don’t even get me started on the Union Raid happening from December 27 to January 2. It’s gonna be more epic than a creeper explosion!

Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood that you can snag from December 12 to January 31. And the upcoming Costume Passes are gonna have you looking fly as a bat in a tuxedo.

But wait, there’s more! They even have secret codes that unlock hidden treasures, like STAYTACTICAL and EEEEEEEENTERTAINMENTONLY. It’s like a treasure hunt for diamonds, but way cooler.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness on this Minecraft server and let’s get this party started! Just remember, don’t feed the creepers after midnight.

No_Jules_GF_Minecraft_SMP

gf, high school, high school crush, jules, Loneliness, longing, missed opportunities, No_Jules_GF_Minecraft_SMP, relationships, teenage angst, teenage heartbreak, teenage love, teenage romance, tfw, unattainable love, unfulfilled desires, unrequited crush, unrequited feelings, unrequited longing, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of not having a Jules girlfriend in high school? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee you’ll find your virtual Jules girlfriend! Join us for a chance to experience the most epic love story ever told in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs a real high school romance when you can have a virtual one with Jules? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to find love in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start crafting your way to a happily ever after!

MineCraftyFresh

bathing frequency, bathing habits, bathing routine, cleanliness, daily routine, daily shower, grooming routine, hygiene habits, hygiene practices, MineCraftyFresh, personal hygiene, self-care, shower frequency, shower habits, shower schedule, showering frequency, showering habits, showering routine, showering schedule

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone smells like a creeper’s armpit? Look no further, because on our server, we shower in diamonds and bathe in lava! Join us for a chance to win the prestigious title of “Cleanest Miner in the Land” and earn special perks like a soap block that actually smells like soap (Disclaimer: Do not attempt to use as actual soap). So come on, scrub-a-dub-dub your way to victory on our squeaky clean server!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

allegations, allegations of trafficking, border control, Canada, CanuckCraft, crime, criminal networks, cross-border, education, Exploitation, human trafficking, Illegal immigration, immigration, India, international students, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, Server, student visas, trafficking, U.S, visa fraud

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Animals Bred:	173	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ores Mined:	4351
Void Armor Forged:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. u gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret underground tunnel that takes u from india to canada to the u.s. it’s, like, a whole trafficking operation but, like, in a fun minecraft way, u know? u can sneak past border patrol and build ur own little hideout in each country. it’s, like, a wild adventure, man. join now and be part of the most insane journey of ur minecraft life.

Blocky Diarrhea Cure

blocky, branding, creative names, cure, diarrhea, diarrhea medicine, funny, gastrointestinal issues, gonorrhea, health, humor, Illness, Marketing, medical conditions, medical humor, medical marketing, naming conventions, pharmaceutical industry, pharmaceuticals, product naming, Puns, Treatment, word play

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even herobrine himself is jealous. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and diamonds that sing when u mine them.

if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. u can ride on the back of a dragon and battle the evil villagers who are trying to steal all the cake.

not only that, but our server has the most epic parties every saturday night. we have djs playing sick beats, fireworks shooting off in every direction, and llamas serving drinks.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of steve? yeah, it’s pretty wild.

Tooth Decay Den: Econo Burden, UK Top Cost!

burden, cost, cost of living, decay, Den, dental care, dental health, dental treatment, deprived groups, disparities, econo, economic burden, financial impact, healthcare costs, healthcare expenses, oral health awareness, oral hygiene, per-person costs, preventative measures, public health, social inequality, socioeconomic factors, study, TOOTH, tooth decay, Top, uk

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Astral Projections Made:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	709644
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where the tooth decay is so high that it’s like a treasure hunt for dentists! We got crazy economic burdens and deprived groups running amok, making it the wildest ride in the blocky world. UK players be dropping £18,000 just to fix their teeth, but hey, who needs teeth when you got diamond swords and creeper explosions? Join us now for a dental adventure like no other!