Astronauts MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SpaceCraft5 – Lost Astronauts

astronaut safety, communication failure, astronaut wellbeing, stranded astronauts, space exploration

Have you ever wondered what would happen if the stranded astronauts on the ISS didn’t reply with 5 things they did last week? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s exactly what happens! Join us for a chance to witness the chaos unfold as the astronauts are bombarded with space chickens and flying pigs until they spill the beans on their weekly activities. Will they survive the onslaught or will they be overwhelmed by the sheer absurdity of it all? Only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the madness for yourself!

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SpaceCraft2021: Biden’s Lost Cosmonauts

Astronauts, Biden’s space policy, space exploration, astronaut testimonies, Bidens

lol join dis epic minecraft server where astronauts give their own account- not abandoned by biden administration!! 🚀🌌

we got aliens, space cows, and even a secret moon base where you can mine for space diamonds!! 🌕💎

rumor has it that if you reach the end of the universe in the game, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and chickens rule the world!! 🐷🐔

come join us for a cosmic adventure like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?) 🌠🌈

so what are you waiting for? blast off into the unknown and join us on this out-of-this-world minecraft server!! 🚀🎮

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Moon Mars Jump Workout

long duration missions, Mice, Astronauts, joint health, #workout

come join our epic minecraft server where we jump around like crazy astronauts training for the moon and mars! our jumping workouts will make your knees as strong as a mouse’s cartilage after a workout! prevent cartilage damage in low gravity by joining us on our server and bouncing around like a maniac! who needs a gym when you can just play minecraft and get fit at the same time? join now for the most out-of-this-world workout experience you’ll ever have!

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Space Hibernation Fun

space exploration, Longevity, energy expenditure, neuron activation, scientific discovery

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can activate neurons in mice to change your metabolic rate and go into a hibernation-like state! It’s like, you can reduce your cardiac output, body temperature, and energy expenditure just by playing on this server.

Join now and be a space traveler, cuz this is totally gonna help you live longer and slow down your metabolism for those long space journeys. Who needs a rocket ship when you got neurons in mice, amirite? So come on, join the fun and become a Minecraft astronaut on our server!

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Space Party Time!

international Space Station, CELEBRATIONS, space technology, Space celebrations, Astronauts

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to the international space station where u r an astronaut and u get to choose what time u wanna celebrate new year! like, how crazy is that? u can party all day and night, no one is gonna stop u! plus, the gravity is like, all messed up so u can do flips and stuff while u build ur epic space base. join now for the most out-of-this-world experience ever!

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AstroRescueCraft

Space Travel, space exploration, space capsule, RETURN, NASA

lol imagine if u were stranded in space and then outta nowhere a spacex capsule comes to rescue u like u some kinda astronaut in distress. that’s the vibe of this Minecraft server, except instead of astronauts its ur Minecraft character who needs saving. join this server for out-of-this-world adventures and epic rescues that will have u feeling like a space hero. plus, who knows, maybe elon musk himself will make a guest appearance and help u out. yolo, amirite? so come on, join the fun and let’s blast off into the unknown together!

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Space Cadet Escape Pod

jury duty summons, best reason, stranded astronauts jury duty, reason, stranded

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin on a minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you get a jury duty summons. but wait, you can’t serve because you’re a STRANDED ASTRONAUT! like, how crazy is that?

on this server, we got all the stranded astronauts, just hangin out and playin minecraft together. we got moon rocks instead of diamonds, and our castles are made out of space junk. it’s out of this world, literally!

so if you wanna join the most out-of-this-world minecraft server ever, come hang with us stranded astronauts. we promise you’ll have a blast, just watch out for those pesky aliens trying to steal your diamonds!

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Space Mold Prevention Co.

mold control, mold growth, mold mitigation, mold prevention, Microbial Growth

yo, so like, this server is outta this world, literally! we got space mold, bro! using dust samples from the International Space Station, we created a whole new universe of mold growth simulation. join us and help prevent mold from taking over the galaxy, cuz ain’t nobody got time for moldy astronauts. come to our server and be a space mold warrior, fighting the good fight against the slimy invaders from beyond the stars. it’s a moldy adventure like no other, so suit up and get ready to blast off into the unknown!

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SpaceCraft Fails: Noobs Abandon Ship

capsule, commercial spaceflight, NASA, boeing, spacecraft

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have boeing starliners landing without astronauts all the time! it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride but in minecraft! watch as the capsules land back on earth and explode into a million pieces, it’s a sight to see! who needs astronauts anyway when you have exploding capsules in minecraft? join now for the most insane and out-of-this-world experience ever!

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SpaceXCraft: ISS Rescue Mission

NASA, crewed spacecraft, space technology, spacex, orbital transportation

yo yo yo come join this EPIC minecraft server where we got BOEING STARLINERS flying around like crazy! NASA be like “nah fam, we need SPACEX to bring our astronauts back from the ISS cause this server is TOO LIT for regular space travel!”

we got aliens chillin in the ender world, creepers throwing parties in the nether, and herobrine causing chaos in the overworld.

join now for a chance to ride a Boeing Starliner to the moon and back, battle space zombies on Mars, and build the most insane bases in the galaxy. this server is outta this world, literally! don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this intergalactic party started! 🚀🌌👽

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