But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of mutant cows that shoot laser beams from their eyes, and a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant talking potato. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies with the press of a button.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Episode 2 coming soon, where we’ll introduce flying pigs and a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t want to miss it!
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where anything can happen – just like trying to balance work, kids, and a failing relationship. And hey, if you think you can handle all that, maybe you’ll even have time to help out our special needs cousin who may or may not end up in foster care.
So come on down to our server and see if you’re up for the challenge. Who needs stability and sanity when you can have this much fun? Join now and embrace the chaos!
Join us now and experience the joy of creating your own virtual world where siblings can live in harmony (or at least not drive each other crazy). Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never have to deal with awkward family conversations again. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life family complications!
If you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your pickaxe will never break, and you’ll be able to ride a llama into battle like a true warrior. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where you can win stacks of emeralds and rare enchanted gear. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato of destiny.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re a real hoot!
| Version | 1.21.4 |
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| Discord | Join our Discord |
Welcome to Tea Time SMP – the perfect vanilla+ Minecraft server for all Minecraft enjoyers! Join us for a variety of game enhancing plugins, events, and a welcoming community.
Server Specialty:
A: The server opens for the first time on 1/04/25. Apply now to join right at the start!
A: We welcome all kinds of players – redstoners, builders, farmers, and more. The server is LGBTQ+ friendly and intended for players aged 17 and above.
A: Yes, we host special events, including a separate last life session once a week. Stay tuned for more custom server events!
A: There is absolutely no pressure to donate, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.
A: Yes, players are encouraged to create their own characters and engage in roleplay with each other. We have a huge storyline planned for added immersion.
A: Our rules are relaxed and can be found on our Discord server. Play Minecraft the way you want to play!
On our server, you’ll never have to worry about getting sick and not being able to find a replacement for your shift. Our virtual world is always open and ready for you to jump in and have a blast, no matter what time it is.
Plus, with our flexible scheduling options, you can play whenever you want without any stress. Need to handle important appointments or just want to relax on a Friday? No problem, we’ve got you covered.
And don’t worry about leaving your current job unprofessionally – on our server, we encourage you to follow your dreams and pursue new opportunities. Say goodbye to the cashier life and hello to a world of endless possibilities!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life. Who knows, you might even find a new job with better pay and benefits in our pixelated paradise!