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MartianKidneySurvivors

astronaut health, astronaut physiology, Astronauts, health risks, human physiology, kidney damage, kidney function, kidney health, kidneys, long duration space missions, long term space travel, mars, Mars mission, MartianKidneySurvivors, medical challenges., renal health, space exploration, Space Travel, space travel health concerns, space travel medical issues, space travel risks

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

so, like, u know how astronauts go to space n stuff? well, on this server, we take it to the next level. we have a whole space station in minecraft, where u can be an astronaut and travel to mars! but here’s the catch – ur kidneys may not survive the roundtrip! yep, u heard that right. our space station is so realistic that ur kidneys might just give up on u. but hey, who needs kidneys when u can explore the red planet, right? join us for the ultimate space adventure, where kidney failure is just part of the fun!

Farmers R Us Minecraft Server

agricultural transformation, agriculture technology, business evolution, family business, family legacy, Family Values, Farmers, farming heritage, farming innovation, generational business, innovation in agriculture, Minecraft, mom’s maiden name, rural development, rural entrepreneurship, Server, small business success, small farmer family, soil company, soil management, sustainable farming practices, tech company, technology integration

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Runes Activated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7304	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where a small farmer family has somehow turned their soil company into a tech company! How did they do it, you ask? Well, let’s just say they have some top-secret, groundbreaking technology hidden beneath their crops. And don’t even think about trying to find out their mom’s maiden name – it’s a closely guarded secret that could unlock the key to unlimited power in the Minecraft world. Join us for a wild ride of farming, technology, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

The Coolest Minecraft SMP Ever

Adventure, amazing music, clocktower, COOLEST, coolest shit, discovery, emotional, Epic, Fly Around, Gaming, Hidden Gem, INTENSE, KH1, kingdom hearts, memorable moments, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nuts, smp, Soul, Soundtrack, video games

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, like seriously, it’s lit AF. Picture this: you’re wandering around, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And guess what? The only way to access it is by doing a sick parkour course while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions.

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got a secret society of players who dress up as chickens and roam the server, clucking at unsuspecting newbies. And don’t even get me started on the epic boss battles we have every Saturday night. Last week, we took down a giant zombie with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. It was legendary.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then you need to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a guy in a clocktower who plays the most epic tunes while you fly around on your elytra. It’s like a rave in the sky, but with creepers instead of glow sticks. Join us, and let the madness begin!

Funding’s End Minecraft Server

Assistance, Budget, Charitable, Closure, Conclusion, DEADLINE, ending, finance, financial aid, financial support, funding, Fundings, grant, Minecraft, MONEY, Nonprofit, organization, philanthropy, Resources, Server, Support, Termination, tfw

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken and battle against evil llamas who shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out gold blocks and the majestic flying pig that grants wishes to those who can catch it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So why wait? Join our server now before the funding runs out and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret).

The False Pope’s Minecraft SMP Reopening Party

anti-pope, Bergoglio, catholic church, Catholic News Agency, catholicism, Church, Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, controversy, Destruction, FAITH, false, false Pope, inside job, Minecraft, notre dame cathedral, Paris, Party, pope francis, POPES, Religion, REOPENING, scandal, smp, Vatican

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7837	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP where even Pope Francis himself wouldn’t miss out on the grand reopening of our virtual Notre Dame Cathedral! Our server is so lit, even the false Pope Bergoglio is too busy trying to destroy the church from the inside to attend. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other crazy characters and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. So come on in and let’s build some epic cathedrals together!

Coffin Craft Minecraft Server

/calig/, Achievements, bright future, Coffin, Community, Complete Episode 2 Walkthrough, Craft, discussion, Game Guides, General #287, Minecraft, Nemlei, News, past 18 months, previous games, Retrospective, Routes, Server, spoilers, Stars, Steam, Store link, Subroutes, the coffin of andy and leyley, Thread, Walkthrough

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Alien Abductions:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to explore the mysterious Coffin of Andy and Leyley, where you’ll encounter mind-bending puzzles and epic adventures!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden routes and subroutes that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. And don’t even get us started on the achievements – they’re so insane, you’ll be questioning your sanity!

Oh, and did we mention the stars? Yes, that’s right, you can collect stars on our server and become the ultimate star collector in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s a big deal.

And if you’re still not convinced, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough that will guide you through every twist and turn of the Coffin of Andy and Leyley. You won’t find this kind of detailed guide anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you enter the Coffin of Andy and Leyley, there’s no turning back. Good luck, adventurer!

Dag’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, booru, DA games, Dagna, Dagna booru, Dags, dragon age, Dragon Age General, fan forum, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Minecraft, poll, Protecting the Veil Edition, role playing games, RPG, smp, solas, Veil, Veilguard, Veilguard Solas poll, video games, waifu poll

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Potions Brewed:	52
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we protect the Veil from creepers and zombies trying to invade from the Fade! Join us for epic battles against Ender Dragons and Wither Bosses, all while discussing the latest Dragon Age gossip.

Our server is so exclusive, even Solas himself has to take a poll to see if he can join. And don’t even get us started on the waifu poll – things get heated when discussing who the best romance option is.

Have you played all the Dragon Age games? If not, don’t worry – we have a support group for those who haven’t experienced the magic yet. And if you need some inspiration for your builds, just check out our Dagna booru for all the creative ideas you could ever need.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Previous ages may have been epic, but this one is going to be legendary.

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9963
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRZ1.SKYBARS.ME

MineCraft Server: Girl Power!

#youtube, Anon, be loved, cest la vie, disconnected, Evening, extra of the evening, girl, last thread, Life, long tail tags, love, meant to love, Minecraft, power, Resentment, Server, shorts, song of the day, tags, Thread, video of the night, Women

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Farms Harvested:	635
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of feeling disconnected and unloved in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of love, laughter, and blocky adventures that will make you forget all about your real-life woes.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are just as lost and confused as you are, but together, we’ll navigate the ups and downs of virtual life and come out stronger on the other side. From building epic structures to battling mobs in the dead of night, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free virtual hug from our resident Minecraft therapist, who will help you work through all your in-game and real-life issues. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to find love – will you be the one to help them find peace?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life problems at the door and dive headfirst into the crazy world of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find the love and connection you’ve been searching for all along. Join us today and let the blocky adventures begin!

Game and Engine Development General SMP #228

Code, code tags, collaboration, Compendium, configuration, CONTENT, Development, development community, engine, engine development, Game, game design, game development, general, Help, irc, Jams, problem description, programming, progress day, render bugs, smp, Troubleshooting, Wiki

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem. Our wiki is so wild, it’s like a choose-your-own-adventure book on steroids.

Our IRC channel is like a virtual party where the conversation is always on fire (literally, we have a lot of pyromaniacs). Progress Day is our favorite holiday where we celebrate all the crazy builds and inventions our players come up with.

Check out our Compendium for all the wild stories and memes that have been created on our server. And don’t forget about our render bugs – they’re like little glitches that add to the chaos and make the game even more unpredictable.

Join us now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of our insane Minecraft world!

Crafty Creepers Minecraft Server

10/10, 23, Absurdity, bewildering, confounding, confusion, Crafty, CREEPERS, doesn’t make sense., Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, INCONSISTENCY, irrational, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, Server, unfathomable, Virgin

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4069	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you 10/10 virgins out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, absurd challenges, and hilarious shenanigans. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become the coolest virgin in town.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs and shoots fireballs out of its beak. If you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be rewarded with infinite riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of the 10/10 virgins!