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TNTsarThermalNukeMC SMP

100 miles away, 150 miles away, 35 miles away, 36-mile radius, blast vaporization, catastrophic effects, cold war, damaged buildings, Destruction, Fallout, global impact, nuclear warfare, radiation, russia, severe damage, Severny, smp, tasar thermal nuclear bombs, TNTsarThermalNukeMC, Tsar Bomba, uninhabited village, Usa

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Enchantments Applied:	213
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the explosions are bigger than the Tsar Bomba! Join us if you want to witness insane levels of destruction and chaos like never before. Our server is so wild that even creepers are scared to spawn here!

We’ve got players who can craft nukes in-game and blow up entire villages just for fun. The devastation is so epic that even the Ender Dragon would be impressed. Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner mad scientist and wreak havoc on our virtual world.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a TNT trap might be waiting for you around the corner or when a giant explosion will rock the entire server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

DaycareCraft: ToddlerTakedown

active toddler, AITAH, burnt out parents, clingy toddler, Cultural differences, daycare concerns, DaycareCraft, Emotional support, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, language confusion, language development, mental health, online school, parent guilt., parenting struggles, sending my toddler to daycare, survival mode, toddler care, ToddlerTakedown, work-life balance

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mines Excavated:	3291
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Votes:	7533
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that real-life nonsense behind.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, away from judgmental relatives and their unsolicited advice. No more worrying about language confusion or being accused of imprisoning your child in daycare.

On our server, you can focus on building your dream world, without any interference from family members trying to dictate your parenting choices. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of balancing work, school, and parenting.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama.

SMP Money Grind – Minecraft SMP

budgeting, emergency fund, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, future plans, grind, Investments, long term savings, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, personal finance, Retirement, SAVING, saving up, short term savings, smart spending, smp

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7403	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Secret Passages Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Are you tired of spending your hard-earned emeralds on boring things like enchanted gear and potions? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is actually slime balls because why not?

We have a secret underground slime farm run by a team of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. They’ll trade you slime balls for the most ridiculous items like cooked chicken wearing a top hat or a diamond sword that sings show tunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players must follow a trail of exploding sheep to find the hidden loot. Trust us, it’s worth it when you uncover a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and start saving up your slime balls for the most absurd items you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that tells jokes?

CraftyApocalypse

CraftyApocalypse, downfall of society, societal collapse, societal decay, societal decline, societal downfall, societal downfall analysis, societal downfall causes, societal downfall consequences, societal downfall debate, societal downfall discussion, societal downfall future, societal downfall impact, societal downfall predictions, societal downfall prevention, societal downfall reflections, societal downfall solutions, societal downfall warning signs, societal issues, Societal Problems

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat.

The downfall of our society? Pfft, who cares about that when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom! Build towering castles, battle fierce dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. The possibilities are endless on our server.

Forget about real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and experience the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join today and let the madness begin!

BlockBusterJewDoxerNYT

Accountability, anti-semitism, Australian Jews, BlockBusterJewDoxerNYT, breach of trust, consequences, cyberbullying, discrimination, Doxxing, Ethics, Hate Speech, investigative reporting, Journalism, journalism ethics, legal action, legal consequences, media responsibility, NYT, online harassment, privacy violation, reporter

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3041
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Villages Defended:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the world! plus, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who tries to grief our builds. also, did we mention that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? join now or risk missing out on the adventure of a lifetime!

MineFort Server – Where Minecraft meets Fortnite

Absolute Doom, afk strat, battle royale, Bus Stations, chapter 5, Competitive Details, european union, fast travel, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, free skin, Inferno Island, Ios, karol g, lego fortnite, Marvel Hero, meets, Minecraft, MineFort, Mission Alerts, Quests, rocket racing, season 4, Season XP Leveling Pace, Server, Shop, Sir Beurre Back Bling, Stats, The Operator

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Emeralds Found:	3002

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 4: Absolute Doom! Complete quests, check out your stats, and shop till you drop at our insane online store – because why not?

Feeling lazy? No worries! We’ve got an AFK strat pastebin that will blow your mind and have you dominating the game without even trying. And don’t forget about our Season XP Leveling Pace – it’s so fast, you’ll be leveling up like a pro in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Be a Marvel Hero in Fortnite Battle Royale Chapter 5 Season 4 and travel the Champion’s Road to victory. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, how about blazing past the finish line in Rocket Racing Inferno Island? It’s a thrill ride like no other!

And guess what? LEGO Fortnite v30.40 is here, and you can use Bus Stations to fast travel around the map. It’s like a dream come true for all you speed demons out there.

But that’s not all – Fortnite is even returning to iOS in the European Union, with free skins and items up for grabs. Plus, sign up for survey emails and receive the Free Sir Beurre Back Bling within 24 hours. It’s like Christmas came early!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Fortnite Crew July – The Operator! Don’t miss out on all the fun – see you in the game!

Minecraft SMP – F8G0ALT3R

F8G0ALT3R, fate grand order, Fate Grand Order Quartz, Fate/Grand Order 21 Million Downloads, Fate/Grand Order Campaign, Fate/Grand Order Coin Calculator, Fate/Grand Order Drop Rates, Fate/Grand Order Event, Fate/Grand Order FAQ, Fate/Grand Order General, Fate/Grand Order Lostbelt No.4, Fate/Grand Order Mats, Fate/Grand Order NA, Fate/Grand Order News, Fate/Grand Order Rateups, Fate/Grand Order Raw Database, Fate/Grand Order Servant Info, Fate/Grand Order Servant Planner, Fate/Grand Order Singularity Repair, Fate/Grand Order Space Ishtar, Fate/Grand Order Summon, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the winner gets a diamond crown and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week!

Explore our custom-built Lostbelt No.42024, where you can summon crazy creatures and repair singularities with the power of friendship (and TNT)!

We’re celebrating 21 million downloads with a Space Ishtar summon, where you can ride a rocket ship to victory and blast your enemies into outer space!

Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the madness begin!

PupBlockerHusbandNoDog

adult life, Agreement, air filters, allergic, baby gate, cat-free, Cats, dangle carrot, dog, goalpost, husband, moving in together, Promise, PupBlockerHusbandNoDog, Rainbow bridge, resentful, Resentment, sacrifice, senior cat, small dog, Upset

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7196	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Animals Bred:	149	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Farms Harvested:	434

Are you tired of making sacrifices for your partner’s allergies? Do you dream of having a furry companion that doesn’t trigger sneezing fits? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the real world where your partner’s promises of getting a dog are as elusive as finding diamonds in the Nether. On our server, you can have all the virtual pets you want without any allergies holding you back.

Imagine a world where you can have a whole army of dogs, cats, and even mythical creatures like unicorns and dragons. No more waiting for your partner to fulfill their promise of getting you a dog – here, you can have a whole pack of them by your side as you embark on epic adventures and build your dream virtual home.

So why wait for your partner to come through on their promise when you can have it all in our Minecraft server? Join us now and let your imagination run wild with all the pets you could ever want!

HateCraftParent

Child Psychology, disapproval, Disconnection, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, family dynamics, Family issues, favoritism, HateCraftParent, lack of affection, lack of empathy, lack of support, negative emotions, parental behavior, parenting, red flags, Resentment, signs of dislike, strained relationship, toxic parenting, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are they constantly trying to trade their child for diamonds on our Minecraft server? If so, it’s time to join us and escape the tyranny of your diamond-hungry parents! Our server is a safe haven for all players, no matter how many times your parents try to trade you for virtual currency. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted weapons and armor for all our players to use in case of a parent attack. Join us now and start your journey to freedom (and lots of diamonds)!

RostovCraft Oil Depot Boom

Attack, boom, Conflict, Damage, DEPOT, drone, emergency response, explosion, Hits, Incident, Infrastructure, investigation, Military, Oil, oil depot, Rostov Oblast, RostovCraft, russia, Safety, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6697
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	416	Potions Brewed:	92
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

OMG GUYS U GOTTA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE DRONES R CRASHIN INTO OIL DEPOTS IN RUSSIA LIKE WTF HAHAHAHA. U CAN BE A DRONE PILOT OR AN OIL WORKER OR MAYBE EVEN A RUSSIAN SPY TRYNA FIGURE OUT WHO’S BEHIND ALL DIS CHAOS. JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE AND LOTS OF EXPLOSIONS LOL LOL LOL.