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HomelessSteveMC SMP – Building Better Blocks, Not Homes!

advocacy, Assistance, Awareness, blocks, building, Community, compassion, Empathy, Homeless, homelessness, HomelessSteveMC, Homes, Marginalized, misconceptions, Outreach, POVERTY, Resources, Rural, Shelters, smp, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, Support, Urban, vulnerable

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Animals Bred:	92
Dragon Eggs Found:	5934	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and witness the epic saga of the homeless villagers who have taken over our server. They roam the lands, stealing crops, and causing mischief wherever they go. But don’t worry, they’re harmless… most of the time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them in the name of all that is good and holy?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen in the world of blocky madness!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Cancer, CarCraft, Chemo, Communication, delivery services, groceries, groceries left in car, Healthcare, Kids, lung cancer, Minecraft, misunderstandings, port surgery, refrigerated items, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, s/o, SCHOOL LUNCH, Server, Significant Other, UNFAIR, unloading groceries

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it makes your family drama look like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a reality TV show. Need a break from your real-life chaos? Come escape to our server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find some missing groceries in your trunk that your s/o conveniently forgot about. But don’t worry, we won’t make you replace them – unless you want to trade them for some diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

family acceptance, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family dinners, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family pressure, family priorities, family relationships, family respect, Family Support, family tradition, family unity, Family Values, monthly dinners, NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Star Shards Collected:	80
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dinners? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and no judgment on your cooking skills!

Our server is the perfect place to avoid family drama like the plague. No more passive-aggressive comments about your cooking or judgmental stares from relatives. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures.

Join now and leave behind the stress of family dinners. Who needs their approval when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise not to criticize your virtual cooking skills – unless you burn down the virtual kitchen, then we might have to have a chat. So come on in and let’s have some fun!

NoBoysAllowedMC SMP

advice, Boundaries, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, Etiquette, gender, inappropriate, Men, NoBoysAllowedMC, questions, reddit, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, smp, social norms, taboo, Women

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who will only attack you if you’re not wearing the latest trends in armor. And don’t even get me started on our villagers, they throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft.

But be warned, there is one question you should never ask on our server: “Can I borrow your enchanted diamond sword?” Trust us, you do not want to know the consequences of that question.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself building a rollercoaster made entirely out of gold blocks. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

CraftyGooglerz

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, CraftyGooglerz, Curiosity, funny, GOOGLE, INFORMATION, internet, odd, peculiar, query, question.., quirky, Random, Ridiculous, search, search engine, strange, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4236
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ores Mined:	9001	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Buildings Constructed:	31
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchantments Applied:	119

Have you ever Googled “how to train a llama to breakdance”? Well, if you have, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! We have a whole llama breakdancing academy where you can train your llama to bust a move like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic jousting tournaments. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark sheep and party-loving creepers. It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you!

CraftyMedics Minecraft Server

Body, brutality, CraftyMedics, crime, Doctor, Evidence, Forensic, Hospital, investigation, Justice, Kolkata, law enforcement, Minecraft, murder, naked, on-duty, Server, sexual assault, Shocking.., SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Animals Bred:	80
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	71
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a Kolkata hospital up in here! Except instead of gruesome murders, we got epic battles and crazy adventures! Imagine finding a naked body in the game, but instead of being scared, you’re just like “lolz, who did this prank?!”

Join us for some penetrative fun (but not like that, keep it PG, kids)! Explore the wild world of Minecraft with us and see what kind of insane stories you can create. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SurrenderCraft: Ukraine’s Big Win

big, Ceasefire, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Largest Surrender, Military, military strategy, peace talks, Reports, Russian Invasion, Russian troops, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukraines, War, WIN

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u a lil secret. this server is so lit, even russian troops are surrendering just to play on it. like, ukraine reported the largest surrender by russian troops cuz they heard about this server.

imagine building your own empire, fighting dragons, and riding llamas into battle. yea, llamas. not horses, llamas. and the best part? we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u gotta see it to believe it.

so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe this server isn’t for u. but for everyone else, come on in and let’s get this party started!

MeatyColonCraft

cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, diet, dietary habits, health, health risks, Healthy Eating, Lifestyle, meat consumption, meat intake, MeatyColonCraft, nutrition, Prevention, processed meats, red meat, risk factor, younger adults

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!

NordicMC

Factions, PvP, Raiding, skyblock survival creative minigames faction factions towny economy roleplay bedwars skywars prison vanilla modded tekkit pixelmon hunger games pvp adventure spigot

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Animals Bred:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Join NordicMC for the ultimate factions experience! Enjoy custom enchantments, intense PvP battles, and strategic raids in a competitive world. Build powerful factions, trade in a balanced economy, and participate in exciting events. Our friendly community and high-performance server ensure a smooth, engaging adventure for both veterans and newcomers. Ready to dominate?

play.nordicmc.org

Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, adult content, ass cheeks, b.., christian minecraft server, CoomerFree, coomers, explicit, inappropriate, internet trolls, Minecraft, niggers, NSFW, obese, offensive, offensive content, online harassment, porn, Server, shitpost, shock value, triggering, trolling

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3645	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Towns Built:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!